l Hi- lam not experiencing any pain at all. I dent know why I' m even here.
I: lam completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe ajust have a bad taste in my
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I dent want this to be happening to me at all.
it My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
E: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
if I see Jesus coming hr me and I' m scared.
l I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
l I am almost definitely dying.
IO: lam actively being mauled by a bear.
ll: Ellisd is going to explode wt sf my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola_ It appears that you may also be suffering frsm Stigmata
and/ or pinkeye.