Fuck Chuck Norris. . I don' t know why people on Funny Junk like Chuck Norris He' s an avid supporter of? the Republican Party. He also openly supports SHEA who
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Fuck Chuck Norris

I don' t know why people on
Funny Junk
like Chuck Norris
He' s an avid supporter of?
the Republican Party. He also openly
supports SHEA whooh would censor
parts of? Bunnyjunk.
He starred in one of? the
trashiest sitcoms of? all time.
They never stop showing the
reruns and his **** ; arting
annoys the hell out: of? me.
Plus he got; his ass kicked by
Lee so hard he
literally died.
Soree Cheah Norris. He' s just an
overhyped old redneck that lives
in a big ass house in Texas getting
paid for a ****** TV show he did in
the 90' s. I' m tired of? hearing
jokes about; how badass he is,
because, in all honesty, he hasn' t;
done anything all that ooyl in
years. I know I' m going to get
a lot; of? hate for this, but;
it' s fooking true and someone had
to say it.
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User avatar #34 - oxan (01/06/2012) [+] (15 replies)
He gave Average Joe's gym the chance they needed to defeat Global Gym in the Dodgeball Championship so they could win the money to save the gymn! What do you mean he hasn't done anything?!
#436 - moonwire (01/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**moonwire rolled a random image posted in comment #448 at OP WILL DELIVAR ** <- this is what Chuck Norris will do to you because of this.
User avatar #448 - edgeofheaven (01/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**edgeofheaven rolls 0** the number of ***** I give.
#369 - Wikus (01/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Wow what the 						****					 are you doing? Everyone knows he isn't really an amazing badass, its that he was a kickboxing champion and is indestructible in his films, so it became a running gag that Chuck Norris is the ultimate badass... Its just a fun thing on the internet...    
   
Stop spoiling the fun
Wow what the **** are you doing? Everyone knows he isn't really an amazing badass, its that he was a kickboxing champion and is indestructible in his films, so it became a running gag that Chuck Norris is the ultimate badass... Its just a fun thing on the internet...

Stop spoiling the fun
#2 - bnouger (01/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#977 - sameeboy (01/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**sameeboy rolls 33** Chuck is all powerful
User avatar #250 - therulethirtyfour (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Actor
>Gets ass kicked so hard by another actor he LITERALLY dies
>Is still around
>Seems legit
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#355 - TheAbsol (01/06/2012) [-]
people make jokes about chuck Norris because hes only partially badass. people dont make jokes about bruce lee because he actually is pretty badass and will find you.
User avatar #867 - humpcatting (01/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
A.) He lost to Bruce Lee in A MOVIE.
B.) Don't you talk **** about Walker, Texas Ranger.
C.) Chuck Norris won 6 CONSECUTIVE World Karate Championships and finished with a record of 183-10-1.
D.) He is the only Westerner to have an 8th Degree Black Belt EVER.
E.) He fought for our country in the Air Force, and gives heavily to charities such as Veteran's Affairs, the United Way, and Make A Wish Foundation, raising millions of dollars with a SINGLE commercial.
F.) He was named as an honorary Marine and Texas Ranger.
G.) **** you, that's why.
#517 - TheBagel (01/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It was a joke from 2005, so you may want to catch up on internet sensations. Also I just checked, and he's anti-SOPA, so I don't know where you got that from. His show is genius compared to the &quot;Two and A Half Men&quot; garbage that people watch now-a-days. And good for him for being a Conservative. He's also know for his billions of kung-fu battles, not just against Bruce Lee. I honestly don't know where you got any of these facts from.
It was a joke from 2005, so you may want to catch up on internet sensations. Also I just checked, and he's anti-SOPA, so I don't know where you got that from. His show is genius compared to the "Two and A Half Men" garbage that people watch now-a-days. And good for him for being a Conservative. He's also know for his billions of kung-fu battles, not just against Bruce Lee. I honestly don't know where you got any of these facts from.
#133 - apillow (01/06/2012) [-]
I thought you where going to end this with you getting killed by chuck norris. You surprised me!
#390 - CptZappBrannigan (01/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I liked Walker Texas Ranger....
#886 - rohze (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Chuck is anti-SOPA
>Chuck lost against Bruce Lee in A MOVIE
>Chuck Norris is one of few people in our region that holds an 8th degree black belt(he also has quite a few in other forms of Martial Arts)
>Chuck Norris developed his own martial Arts
>jokes saying Chuck Norris is a mighty bad ass are just jokes
Where the hell do you get your facts from OP? Hot damn. You also need to stop assuming the jokes are actually praising him and evaluate the fact that they are jokes.

#795 - jumpyfox (01/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
People like him because , he served in the army , The United States Air Force.
Allot of people like Walker Texas Ranger.
He won multiple martial arts tournaments he retired with 183 wins , 10 losses , 2 draws.
He was in a ******** of good movies.
His internet popularity made him even more awesome.

But OF COURSE all this isn't in this opinion of yours.
If you are going to give your opinion don't only speak of the bad parts , include the good ones either.

And on a side note don't ******* tell me who i'm supposed to like and who i shouldn't.

Picture mostly unrelated.
#1143 - qwertyisbest (01/07/2012) [-]
Don't say "literally" unless the following statement is actually true. Literally is not a word used for emphasis, it is used to clarify that what you are saying is true, and that you are not joking around.
#968 - Jenkinhimer (01/06/2012) [-]
&gt;MFWOH PEEthinks people actually adore Chuck Norris   
&gt;MFWOH PEEdoesn't understand the whole point of Chuck Norris is to purposefully over hype him to a God-like standing   
&gt;MFWOH PEEconveniently neglects to mention that he was an extremely successful martial artist, holding the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title for six consecutive years (to name one thing).   
&gt;MFWOH PEEdoesn't understand the point of Chuck Norris, but believes he does and gets front page despite his ignorance   
&gt;MFW I'll be bashed because I disagree withOH PEE  
   
Funnyjunk... I am disappoint.
>MFWOH PEEthinks people actually adore Chuck Norris
>MFWOH PEEdoesn't understand the whole point of Chuck Norris is to purposefully over hype him to a God-like standing
>MFWOH PEEconveniently neglects to mention that he was an extremely successful martial artist, holding the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title for six consecutive years (to name one thing).
>MFWOH PEEdoesn't understand the point of Chuck Norris, but believes he does and gets front page despite his ignorance
>MFW I'll be bashed because I disagree withOH PEE

Funnyjunk... I am disappoint.
#371 - froesebros (01/06/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Why do you say he is a republican like it is a bad thing?
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