1000 Ways to Die. He died because he got stabbed by a giant damn pole, not all this extra complicated crap. Seriously, I don't know why they make it sound so da Cars crashes
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1000 Ways to Die

He died because he got stabbed by a giant damn pole, not all this extra complicated crap. Seriously, I don't know why they make it sound so damn difficult. OC by me, made it a few days ago and posted it to Reddit first.

Tags: Cars | crashes
Me, watching 1000 ways To Die
The rebate, which fell from Gui“? through has left
to feet would' came chest:, it wouldve got:
at: our victim. from about: 20 through his longr the hearer
to 25 miles per hour. through has diaphragms and
out: his side.
This resulted in a hemorrhage In-
between the excessive
and sudden loss of blood. Not: to
mention the lung being punctured,
depriving him. of being able to
breathe, thus resulting in a quick,
untimely death.
the pole
stabbed him and he bled
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Submitted: 01/05/2012
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#1 - Sunset has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#13 - spazzin (01/06/2012) [-]
MANswrs make me want to throw a ******* rock at my tv.

but the girls are still hot
#12 - dsgoriginal (01/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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#14 to #12 - iAmAmerican (01/06/2012) [-]
>Comic is only 8 panels
>Half of it doesn't even have text in it
>Still says it's too long
>ISHYGDDT
#8 - pitos (01/05/2012) [-]
What I read: rebarb
What I thought I read: Rhubarb
What this reminded me of: Roobarb and Custard
Badass: Roobarb.
#6 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]
They make it so difficult, so that the narrators sound intelligent.   
Based off what I've heard.
They make it so difficult, so that the narrators sound intelligent.
Based off what I've heard.
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#29 - oscartg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#27 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
Because some people are smarter than stereotypical 13 year old American schoolgirls and would like the hear what actually happens when an injury like that occurs?
It also seems like you dont understand what happened at all, because its pretty clear from that explanation that he died from a combination of bloodloss and suffocation.

Why are you even watching the show if all you care to hear about is: "He got stabbed and bled to death". Youre better off just watching the news.

That said, I still think your comic is funny. I just felt like awnsering your question.
User avatar #26 - elemuffin (01/06/2012) [-]
the weirdest 1000 ways to die i ever saw was when this guy got high then found a furry orgy then tried to join in then got mauled as he tried to get with a grizzly bear
#22 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
Going through his left chest? Shame the pole went though both then.
User avatar #20 - horehey (01/06/2012) [-]
I think I know this one, Was it the guy who would upskirt girls and then he found one with (supposedly) no panties, and the melon muncher pushed him because he saw him do it?
User avatar #7 - xshadeeisafag (01/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You posted this to Reddit before here?
RAGE RAGE RAGE
#25 - realitycheck (01/06/2012) [-]
there WAS a guy on Mythbusters, of all shows, who got skewered on a chunk of steel rebar--- and LIVED. seemed the blunt rounded end made it slide BETWEEN his vital organs (lungs, heart, etc) rather than punching through, then popped out the other side through his skin,...
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