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being friend zoned
Thanks again for frontpage!!!!
EDIT: It's NOT OC
If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies. ...more »
Thanks again for frontpage!!!!
EDIT: It's NOT OC
If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies.
have you seen the new song from yourfavoritemartian already?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSwsJtSfyXU&feature=g-all-a&list=PL64EC6401B56A36B7&context=G22a93f4FAAAAAAAAAAA
It goes about the same subject :p
Tags: just for lulz
Being in friend zone is roughly the equivalent
for the guy of going to a job interview and.,
You have a great resume,
you have all the qualifications
we are looking for,
but we' re not going to hire you.
We will, however, use your resume '
as the basis for comparison
for all other applicants.
But, we' re going to hire somebody
who is far less qualified
and is probably an alcoholic.
f . And if he doesn' t work out,
we' ll hire somebody else,
but still not you. In fact,
we will never hire you.
But we will call you
from time to time
to complain about
the person that we hired.
for the guy of going to a job interview and.,
You have a great resume,
you have all the qualifications
we are looking for,
but we' re not going to hire you.
We will, however, use your resume '
as the basis for comparison
for all other applicants.
But, we' re going to hire somebody
who is far less qualified
and is probably an alcoholic.
f . And if he doesn' t work out,
we' ll hire somebody else,
but still not you. In fact,
we will never hire you.
But we will call you
from time to time
to complain about
the person that we hired.
...
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meettheorphans **User deleted account** (01/06/2012) [-] 
**meettheorphans rolled a random image posted in comment #1255335 at FJ Pony Thread ** meanwhile, in the no zone
#26
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iiwii (01/06/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
Alright, the guys who are friend zoned are commonly UNCONFIDENT. Confident guys are the sexiest, regardless of their physical appearance. If you pussyfoot around us and be all "sweet" and such, shy and suggestive without being straightforward, it's annoying. It's like you're begging for our attention. If you want a girl, show her that you fucking deserve her, not beg her to "do you a favor" by paying attention to you.
#94
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LemonNADE (01/06/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I'm actually really tired of guys complaining about being -friend zoned-
Not every fucking girl is going to be attracted to you psychically (And yes, there DOES need to be a psychical attraction.) Not every girl is going to think you're funny. And when you complain about the 'Oh, they only go for douchebags" Yes, they do. Because the douchebags (As big of tools as they are) Are more than likely, confident. And willing to make a move on her. While you sit here on funnyjunk and wonder why she isn't starting a conversation with you first, or making a move on you first. That douchebag is making the move on HER.
Believe it or not, social awkward-ness is not attractive.
/lolrant
Not every fucking girl is going to be attracted to you psychically (And yes, there DOES need to be a psychical attraction.) Not every girl is going to think you're funny. And when you complain about the 'Oh, they only go for douchebags" Yes, they do. Because the douchebags (As big of tools as they are) Are more than likely, confident. And willing to make a move on her. While you sit here on funnyjunk and wonder why she isn't starting a conversation with you first, or making a move on you first. That douchebag is making the move on HER.
Believe it or not, social awkward-ness is not attractive.
/lolrant
#53
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danielzysix (01/06/2012) [+]
(14 replies)
Imagine after 2 and a half years in the friendzone, including going to the park/ talking/ after having 3 douchebag boyfriends, She finally says yes, right before summer. She is incredibly beautiful and amazing in every way. You go on a limited amount of dates because of the fact that she spends the whole month of june traveling with her family, and the rest of July she constantly babysits and never has time. And finally around August, she brings up the fact that she feels unappreciated (although you try and try again to find a time that can work out for both of you to go out, but she is unable anytime) and makes in nearly impossible for you to stay together. You break up. THEN after 3 months of awkwardly not talking to her, you break your collarbone and she feels horrible and sends you messages and talks to you over the phone constantly. Its going good for about a week and you finally get the courage to see if she wants to get back together again. She replies that it didn't go so well last time, but soon enough (without complaining) she accepts. In the next 2-3 weeks, she is still unavailable to do anything, but you finally see her on the last day of winter break, to go see a movie. Its great, and you both have a wonderful time. Before she has to go, you have a breif makeout session and things are fucking awesome. Two days later, she messages you, " We needa talkk" over facebook. She explains how she feels you're not connecting and she can't find the love, even though you dated for 2 weeks (and only saw eachother once in those two weeks). You explain how its been such a short period of time, but she resists and is angry. You finally accept that you're going to break up again *insert okay face here*. And now she tries so hard to ignore you at school, and has deleted ever picture/status/comment on any site affiliated with you.
#222
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
NO. FUCK THIS. NOT AGAIN. GUYS, MAN THE FUCK UP. IT'S NOT THE WOMANS FAULT AT ALL IF YOU'RE IN THE FRIENDZONE. Seriously, just stop and think a little. It's not like she's illogical or wants to fuck you over. One of the biggest reasons you get stuck in the friendzone is because you just aren't her type. Have you ever thought about why she doesn't like you? Even if you do the nicest things for her, doesn't mean that it'll make her love you. It'll make her appreciate you, which is why you're her friend. Besides, even if you did end up dating her, odds are, she wouldn't be happy in the relationship because of the incompatibility. So what happens instead? You get to be friends with the one you love, which is awesome. You need to learn how to love that bitch platonically and not expect anything from her, cause when you do, you only end up severely disappointed because of your ridiculous expectations. Another reasons why she might go for the "bad guys" is cause they're fucking badass alpha males. The majority of women love alpha males, and this encompasses much much more than the typical douchebag bad boy. And you know what? That's fine. Literally be yourself, or at least improve your character and be the best person you can be. Stop looking for love, cause that's when you never find it. Look, you don't need her. You literally don't need anyone to love. Life in itself is amazing as fuck and love is just a perk, not a necessity. Ultimately, we are all going to experience our own journey and live our own lives and as much as we want to share it with other people, they will still only be our own experiences. So lighten up and live a little. Forget about that chick down the block you've loved since the 7th grade. Just have fun with life-you're too young to worry about this shit anyway.
#318
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FightClub (01/06/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
this retoast has been toasted so many toasting times that it's burnt like a fucking negro jew during world war 2
#67
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yournewdad (01/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Guys who get friendzoned are usually unconfident (Believe me, I know a few)
and girls aren't attracted to that. Simple as that
and girls aren't attracted to that. Simple as that
