being friend zoned. Thanks again for frontpage!!!! EDIT: It's NOT OC If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies. have you seen the new song from your just for lulz
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being friend zoned

Thanks again for frontpage!!!!
EDIT: It's NOT OC
If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies.

have you seen the new song from yourfavoritemartian already?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSwsJtSfyXU&feature=g-all-a&list=PL64EC6401B56A36B7&context=G22a93f4FAAAAAAAAAAA

It goes about the same subject :p

Being in friend zone is roughly the equivalent
for the guy of going to a job interview and.,
You have a great resume,
you have all the qualifications
we are looking for,
but we' re not going to hire you.
We will, however, use your resume '
as the basis for comparison
for all other applicants.
But, we' re going to hire somebody
who is far less qualified
and is probably an alcoholic.
f . And if he doesn' t work out,
we' ll hire somebody else,
but still not you. In fact,
we will never hire you.
But we will call you
from time to time
to complain about
the person that we hired.
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Submitted: 01/05/2012
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#8 - kneesocks (01/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#20 - amahranme (01/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#56 to #20 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 - iiwii (01/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Alright, the guys who are friend zoned are commonly UNCONFIDENT. Confident guys are the sexiest, regardless of their physical appearance. If you pussyfoot around us and be all "sweet" and such, shy and suggestive without being straightforward, it's annoying. It's like you're begging for our attention. If you want a girl, show her that you ******* deserve her, not beg her to "do you a favor" by paying attention to you.
User avatar #29 to #26 - Spencerjay (01/06/2012) [-]
Let's **** .
#170 - subcelestial (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#240 - brotein (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Made me remember that i'm forever alone. :'(
Made me remember that i'm forever alone. :'(
#50 - PenguinsOfMars (01/06/2012) [-]
That was the worst porn I've ever seen.
That was the worst porn I've ever seen.
#94 - LemonNADE (01/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm actually really tired of guys complaining about being -friend zoned-    
Not every 						*******					 girl is going to be attracted to you psychically (And yes, there DOES need to be a psychical attraction.) Not every girl is going to think you're funny. And when you complain about the 'Oh, they only go for douchebags" Yes, they do. Because the douchebags (As big of tools as they are) Are more than likely, confident. And willing to make a move on her. While you sit here on funnyjunk and wonder why she isn't starting a conversation with you first, or making a move on you first. That douchebag is making the move on HER.    
Believe it or not, social awkward-ness is not attractive.    
/lolrant
I'm actually really tired of guys complaining about being -friend zoned-
Not every ******* girl is going to be attracted to you psychically (And yes, there DOES need to be a psychical attraction.) Not every girl is going to think you're funny. And when you complain about the 'Oh, they only go for douchebags" Yes, they do. Because the douchebags (As big of tools as they are) Are more than likely, confident. And willing to make a move on her. While you sit here on funnyjunk and wonder why she isn't starting a conversation with you first, or making a move on you first. That douchebag is making the move on HER.
Believe it or not, social awkward-ness is not attractive.
/lolrant
#53 - danielzysix (01/06/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Imagine after 2 and a half years in the friendzone, including going to the park/ talking/ after having 3 douchebag boyfriends, She finally says yes, right before summer. She is incredibly beautiful and amazing in every way. You go on a limited amount of dates because of the fact that she spends the whole month of june traveling with her family, and the rest of July she constantly babysits and never has time. And finally around August, she brings up the fact that she feels unappreciated (although you try and try again to find a time that can work out for both of you to go out, but she is unable anytime) and makes in nearly impossible for you to stay together. You break up. THEN after 3 months of awkwardly not talking to her, you break your collarbone and she feels horrible and sends you messages and talks to you over the phone constantly. Its going good for about a week and you finally get the courage to see if she wants to get back together again. She replies that it didn't go so well last time, but soon enough (without complaining) she accepts. In the next 2-3 weeks, she is still unavailable to do anything, but you finally see her on the last day of winter break, to go see a movie. Its great, and you both have a wonderful time. Before she has to go, you have a breif makeout session and things are ******* awesome. Two days later, she messages you, " We needa talkk" over facebook. She explains how she feels you're not connecting and she can't find the love, even though you dated for 2 weeks (and only saw eachother once in those two weeks). You explain how its been such a short period of time, but she resists and is angry. You finally accept that you're going to break up again *insert okay face here*. And now she tries so hard to ignore you at school, and has deleted ever picture/status/comment on any site affiliated with you.
#337 - affehatwaffe (01/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Problem?
#364 - postorgasmterror (01/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I ******* HATE MEXICANS! ALL THEY DO IS RAPE AND EAT AND FART ALL OVER THEMSELVES! pinkie UP IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#367 to #364 - carlose (01/06/2012) [-]
bro ..go to sleep
#318 - FightClub (01/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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this retoast has been toasted so many toasting times that it's burnt like a ******* negro jew during world war 2
#67 - yournewdad (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guys who get friendzoned are usually unconfident (Believe me, I know a few)
and girls aren't attracted to that. Simple as that
+14
#427 - recoveryseven **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#306 - Adonai (01/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Cut this friend zone ******** .

Am I supposed to feel bad for you or something?

#193 - redsoxnbolts (01/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Friendzoned for the first time today
>Met a girl at school a while ago
>Hung out with her a lot
>Began to really like her
>Kiss one time while hanging out
>Talk about possibility of dating
>Then suddenly a wild friendzone appears!
>She now likes some stoner douche (I've got no problem with stoners but this guy is an ass
>Feels bad man
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