Womens Logic Comp part 2

#613 to #356 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

source?

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#745 to #15 - XxPieIsGoodxX (01/05/2012) [-]

fixed

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#440 - orrla (01/05/2012) [+] (28 replies)

I'm a girl and I think that the fact that boys hitting girls is worse then girls hitting guys is stupid. I had a guy friend in gym once who was hard core being bullied by this girl on the team we were playing against. Every time he said anything, she told him to shut up and everytime he hit the volley ball she bitched about where it landed. For the first half he delt with it well and was perfectly civil with her. Then we were playing basket ball against her and he went to block her from shooting because he was the only one there to do so. She clutched the ball to her chest, got up in his face and said "Get OUT of my way you idiot" and made it out that he was in the wrong. He folded his arms and stayed where he was. THEN SHE SLAPPED HIM! He'd done nothing. So he slaps her back (no where NEAR as hard as she hit him). Then she runs to the teacher and said he hit her for no reason. When he said that she'd hit him and been rude to him, she tried to blame it on her PERIOD. He got in HUGE trouble, and she wasn't punished at all. IT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. I am ashamed that I am clumped together with such people, and I think men have the right to defend themselves too. Rant done, sorry, it reeeeally pissed me off.

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#474 to #440 - lnnh **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

I like your brain

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#481 to #474 - orrla (01/05/2012) [-]

:3

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#498 to #440 - Screenshotman (01/05/2012) [-]

I've got a story like this.

>at a playground, popular hangout spot in highschool
>this bitch comes up to me, starts talking shit and slapping me, punching me, etc.
>I ignore her, tell her to fuck off and such
>she hits me hard as she can
>I reach back, shove her down
>she FREAKS THE FUCK OUT, screaming and crying and shit, even though I doubt she was even hurt
>she calls the cops, the cop hears my story (and I had a few friends that even said my side of the story was true)
>cop laughs at the girl, tickets her for calling 911 without good reason and she also got charged with assault
>mfw

#651 to #498 - edithdesmond (01/05/2012) [-]

Win

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#480 to #440 - gongthehawkeye (01/05/2012) [-]

You know that feel........when you see something....that makes you so angry.....so very angry....but you can't do shit about it......so you get even more angry.......then you forget why your angry....and get even more angry.....then you wanna hit something, but you can't....so you get even more angry...........I fucking hate that feel
Pic related

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#489 to #480 - nowyouknow (01/05/2012) [-]

like when girls date assholes and complain about them being assholes -_-

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#448 to #440 - megustatacos (01/05/2012) [-]

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#485 to #440 - xxaltheaxx (01/05/2012) [-]

I am a girl also and I agree completely. If we want to be treated equally we shouldn't act like we deserve to be put on a pedestal just because we have a vagina. I hate being clumped in with such people also.. It's fucking ridiculous

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#495 to #440 - DestroyaFaceTwo (01/05/2012) [-]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOREVER. THANK YOU FOR BEING THE VOICE OF GODDAMN REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#497 to #440 - casshern **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

Just one thing. Why didn't say anything? Or intervene?

On the other hand.... someone out there suck HER off.

#508 to #497 - orrla (01/05/2012) [-]

I tried, but the teacher said it had nothing to do with me and that she had gotten the story from the two of them already. So yeah, it was stupid.

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#509 to #508 - casshern **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

That explains everything.

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#635 to #440 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

im into female domination and that sounds like a dream come true for me.

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#756 to #635 - jakeleefromtheuk ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]

That's EXACTLY what i was thinking!

Here have this! ;)

#494 to #440 - holycrapimacupcake (01/05/2012) [-]

You must be one of the rare ones in your gender that isn't a total bitch.

#486 to #440 - Brucis (01/05/2012) [-]

slowclap.gif

#620 to #440 - tyseyh (01/05/2012) [-]

Never thought i'd see the day when a girl agrees with me.

How wrong i have been.

#855 to #440 - snuseking (01/05/2012) [-]

i got a golden rule i learned from my great master. "if she acts like a boy, treat her like a boy"

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#772 to #440 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

Do I know you somehow?

#672 to #440 - gustame **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

I feel so sorry for you (having to live with those pieces of shit) and that guy.
Luckily I never lie so people will believe me if that stuff happens to me (I also used it once to get the whole class outta 2 hours of detention).

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#543 to #440 - prettydecentguy **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

I'z gotta similar story....Sitting in Cooking class (cuz food is awesome) and this chick behind me sneezes....Loud....like loud as shit...like a fucking bomb going off...And I said "Damn was that a fat ass bomb going off?" and she smacks me hard as shit in the back of the head...like fucking hard as shit. Anyways i asked "What the FUCK was that for" meanwhile everyone is in amaze of how hard she hit me. She says "Cuz you called me FAT!!!" and her best friend tapped her on the shoulder and said "He didn't call you fat honey, you misheard him" and SHE DIDN'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE.....My buddy whispered to me, why fuck did you not hit her back. And i said "Cuz i'm a pretty decent guy" and she hit me again later in the year and i almost flipped shit. and that is my story

#737 to #543 - slayzo (01/05/2012) [-]

You're either a dumb-ass, or a cry-baby. You insulted her, she can hit you. Sure, she could have ignored it, but you were being a ass, and it looks, from my standpoint, that you deserved it.

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#580 to #440 - strongsauce (01/05/2012) [-]

stop reading long stuff because its a girl writing.

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#459 to #440 - typufficles (01/05/2012) [-]

tl;dr

#465 to #459 - orrla (01/05/2012) [-]

XD Perfectly understandable.

#476 to #465 - typufficles (01/05/2012) [-]

well whatever it was your probably right haha XD

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#111 - pikoneo (01/05/2012) [+] (11 replies)

These comps makes me feel so angry...

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#142 to #111 - schwarzenschwanz (01/05/2012) [-]

kuz they're true and theres nothing you can do about it?

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#155 to #111 - MillionsKnives (01/05/2012) [-]

Yea they piss me off a bit too.

#120 to #111 - cloudface (01/05/2012) [-]

FUKKEN SAVED

#116 to #111 - bloopers (01/05/2012) [-]

man or woman

#118 to #116 - pikoneo (01/05/2012) [-]

man, half of the girls i know act like that

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#152 to #118 - thesarcasticgirl (01/05/2012) [-]

All the girls in my 3rd period act like the girls in the comp except for me and this other girl. It makes me dissapoint.

#121 to #118 - bloopers (01/05/2012) [-]

same here bro but there are some certain assesets on women that we love

#157 to #121 - chazzyjoel **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

boobs.

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#210 to #157 - Whipstyle (01/05/2012) [-]

boobs? where??

#991 to #157 - bloopers (01/05/2012) [-]

and a nice ass

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#145 - twisterfister (01/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

#523 to #145 - oomiros (01/05/2012) [-]

LMAO

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#617 to #145 - ztric (01/05/2012) [-]

Lol fuck yeah I made that

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#446 - themachoman (01/05/2012) [-]

woman are good for 71 things

-cooking
-cleaning
-69

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#203 - fjarchon (01/05/2012) [+] (23 replies)

Male Logic: Make fun on women wonder why you have no girlfriend

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#224 to #203 - krazykorn (01/05/2012) [-]

Very true but, not to brag, I have a girlfriend and I make fun of women, she thinks the shit I come up with is hilarious.

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#237 to #203 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

At least someone gets it :D

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#862 to #203 - lordmoldywart (01/05/2012) [-]

#739 to #203 - slayzo (01/05/2012) [-]

As long as you don't DATE a dipshit, you can talk about dipshits.

At least, that's how I think it works.

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#223 to #203 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

Please forgive but yet you still go for douchbags and guys who will treat you like shit. Any of that ringin a bell?

#240 to #223 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

No, you just go for the wrong girls.

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#242 to #240 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

What's your point ma'am?

#247 to #242 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

My point is that most men go for the so called "Hotties" when we all know the average looking girls are more of a catch, you know those girls only go for douche bags but you still try.

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#390 to #247 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

"Hotties" are just average looking girls who go out of their way to be hotties. They only do that because they want douches so there is no point for a funnyjunker to pursue them. Men are not attracted to them, they are attracted to the idea that the "hotties" will put out. The real catch is the shy girl who will be your own personal hottie, not for everyone to see.
Anon is all knowing.

#254 to #247 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

Not exactley. See I've learned to lower my standards in my years since I'm basically a social outcast. Even though I've never had a girlfriend.... ever. Anyway, not all guys go after "hotties." I've LEARNED, not to. So uh, yeah. That's not exactley the truth.

#258 to #254 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

No, you've got it all wrong, How many hot girls have you seen with ugly guys, and how many ugly girls have you seen with hot guys?

#282 to #258 - derpyhoovesmuffins (01/05/2012) [-]

he could have been thinking he was an ugly guy, therefore making fun of him

#265 to #258 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

Fuck it you win this round. I try to argue with a girl and I fail. By the way sorry for the troubles. Think we could be friends? I mean I'm admiting defeat here.

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#270 to #265 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

I really can't tell if you're kidding around or being serious.

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#273 to #270 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

No I'm bein dead seriouse here. No joke. When I mean something I mean something.

#277 to #273 - pinktroll (01/05/2012) [-]

Okay

#279 to #277 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

WOOHOO!!!

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#502 to #223 - theoneandonlynate (01/05/2012) [-]

dammit, as a guy, i really hate when guys say "oh girls never go out with nice guys" because this is bullshit. if a girl isnt interested in you its definitely not because you're the only person who treats her with respect, sure there are a few girls who do like douchebags, but its not like every single woman in the world is a fucking masochist. I'm pretty sure the number one reason you can't get a girlfriend if you're truly a nice guy is if you're unattractive. it's sad but true, humans are shallow creatures. and don't say that its only women who are shallow, because you know damn well that if an ugly girl with a decent personality was interested in you, you wouldnt exactly be tripping over yourself trying to buy her flowers either.

#634 to #502 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

I'm just saying. At my school it happens alot. I'm a nice guy, and I try to be nice to girls. But I always end up being put in the friend zone. Or the girl I like go's out with my bestfriend.

#995 to #634 - alakazaam (01/05/2012) [-]

Well, to be fair, there are people who can only date someone who is their best friend. Like me, since I'm demisexual, I actually can't get myself to like someone enough to date if I don't know them that well. Even if I do find them attractive, it just can't happen. So, being in the friendzone isn't that bad. But there's a post on here if you haven't seen it called Friend Zoned, posted in the movies section that tells you how not to fall into the friend zone trap, but I don't think I'd follow it if you aren't looking for something long term.

#996 to #995 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

Yeah. I guess your right. But then again her cousin did seem to like me.

#982 to #634 - theoneandonlynate (01/05/2012) [-]

>girls only go for douchebags
>girl i like goes* out with my best friend
so your best friend is a douchebag?

#985 to #982 - meanmamajama (01/05/2012) [-]

Well to me. But he means well. He just jokes around with me alot cause I'm not exactley "fit".

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#810 - ishitbricks (01/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)

**ishitbricks rolls 1** the game

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#937 to #810 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

ITS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE OH MY GOOOOOD

#829 to #810 - runtybeaver (01/05/2012) [-]

Holy balls!

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#990 to #810 - popnotes (01/05/2012) [-]

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#868 to #810 - lordmoldywart (01/05/2012) [-]

I bet that took you a gazillion tries to get it right

#869 to #868 - ishitbricks (01/05/2012) [-]

Nope, that was my first try.

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#832 to #810 - Sinrik (01/05/2012) [-]

how the shit did this happen

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#4 - elouiseiscool (01/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Some of these. I admit to.

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#9 to #4 - pzykotic (01/04/2012) [-]

And admitting is the first step...

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#25 to #4 - mistersmallx (01/04/2012) [-]

I'm sure you say that because you have big tits or/and nice ass!

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#865 to #25 - lordmoldywart (01/05/2012) [-]

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#37 to #25 - quadracer (01/04/2012) [-]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#109 to #37 - pigspots (01/05/2012) [-]

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#191 to #4 - bonjour (01/05/2012) [-]

I admit the third one..

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#582 - quibs (01/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#615 to #582 - cpawsome (01/05/2012) [-]

riposting comments on fj nice

#607 to #582 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

And unlocked god mode.

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#774 - metaol (01/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**metaol rolls 77**

#782 to #774 - crispystrips (01/05/2012) [-]

WE FOUND DUBS IN A FUNNYY PLACE

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#776 to #774 - metaol (01/05/2012) [-]

**metaol rolls 47**

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#539 - mathewn (01/05/2012) [-]

**mathewn rolls 88** FUS RO DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#21 - marvl (01/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Their only apology for their logic.

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#62 to #21 - drmcninja ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

#80 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

where's dat from

#90 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2012) [-]

Her name is Bryci.

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#469 - alphajunk (01/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Only girl thats normal to guys.

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#488 to #469 - maximuz (01/05/2012) [-]

but she's cute =3

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#385 - lujan (01/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

#427 to #385 - gamouchi (01/05/2012) [-]

women are good for 4 things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas and their sister's Vaginas

#445 to #427 - nuaden (01/05/2012) [-]

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#193 - penix (01/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)

men 1
woman 0

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#478 - mariamental (01/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Fuck a Girl and She Loves you, Love a Girl and She Fucks you.

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#484 to #478 - holimountt (01/05/2012) [-]

thats some epic true shit right there

#525 to #478 - FourchansChosenone (01/05/2012) [-]

<-- would be my reply to them

#499 to #478 - fuzzywafflez **User deleted account** (01/05/2012) [-]

Fuck yea found my new FB status lawls.

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#128 - unoriginalxx (01/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)

these comps make me want to be a man

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#135 to #128 - irroflcopter (01/05/2012) [-]

Lol do it then. jkk

#150 to #128 - thesarcasticgirl (01/05/2012) [-]

They make me want to bitch slap all the dumb bitches in this world.

#176 to #128 - grayflashbacks (01/05/2012) [-]

Same here, damnit. The more I see these, the less I think of myself as female.

#280 to #128 - ozzuguru (01/05/2012) [-]

according to rule 29, you are