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Share time. Bitches ain't but hoes and tricks. First front page! With OC! This is a glorious day. BTW check out this hilarious comic: /funny_pictures/3126532/Ou

Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
First front page! With OC! This is a glorious day.
BTW check out this hilarious comic: /funny_pictures/3126532/Ouch

Well my fellow funnyjunkers
today is the day. I 'got married.
Soon I will start my v/ underfur
life with rrly wife. I wanted to
show her to you guys:
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User avatar #20 - wrought
Reply +186 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
>I married Aela the Huntress from the companions.
>I joined the stormcloaks, and during the raid on Whiterun, I couldn't go in Jorrvaskr.
>I got a letter the next day and the courier said "I'm sorry for your loss."
>I thought **** Aela died.
>I went to the companions to get a mission and I heard "Hello dear."
> turned around, it's Aela.
>Look at the note
>It says Severio Pelagia died.
>Who the **** is Severio Pelagia.
#185 to #20 - vaskaduzea
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(01/04/2012) [-]
i don't want to sound like a weirdo , but aela is hot :D ... btw i am new to skyrim , where is my house because i can't find lydia , i left her at jaarls castle but she isn't there :((( i need here to kill those thugs that invaded watchtower
User avatar #381 to #185 - Klondyke
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
As soon as you enter Whiterun, it's the second house on the right. I think. It's called Breezehome.
User avatar #199 to #185 - nsizzle
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(01/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, your house in whiterun is right next to the female blacksmith's. It's called breezeholm I think.
#383 to #20 - wrought
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User avatar #41 to #20 - kilroyxx
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
He's the old Jarls dude
#25 to #20 - chrismare
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
LOL!
User avatar #132 to #20 - andimac
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS NOTE?
#124 - anino
Reply +91 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
Why I married Lydia
Why I married Lydia
#273 to #124 - finni
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#138 to #124 - kingfini
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
very nice. . .
#193 to #124 - Beznia
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
Just my Muiri in the morning..
#149 to #124 - cblizard
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
got to love mods
#4 - anon id: dceff3ad
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(01/04/2012) [-]
**** YOU THATS MY WIFE
User avatar #11 to #4 - iamintofunny
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
But i still having crush on her!

And she did accept my wedding plan!!!!
Ohhh, she fooled a lot of men, that hoe!
User avatar #6 to #4 - BorderPatrol
Reply +61 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
THAT SLUT, SHE IS MY WIFE TOO!!
User avatar #7 to #6 - ReeceYeah
Reply +54 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
YOU TWO STAY THE **** AWAY FROM HER, SHE IS MINE!
#8 to #7 - Grimren
Reply +66 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
That whore is cheating on me!
User avatar #10 to #8 - trollwoopnazi
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
I used to be married to her, but she dies
#125 to #8 - vrox
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
You're not alone. SHE DIES TONIGHT.
#127 - mytrakytra
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
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>Go around in Skyrim looking for wife
>No one likes me
>Wander around all sad
>Find a dog
>My new best bud
>Soon as we start walking dragon comes by
>Picks up dog and flys away
>Foreveralone.jpg
#12 - pandak
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
My Wife.... **** Yeah
User avatar #240 to #12 - pandak
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(01/04/2012) [-]
First I find out my wife is cheating all the time with a bunch of different people, and then I find out she's dead and that I ****** a corpse. I sure hope the guards won't come in my house and find her there, that would just top it off.
#359 to #240 - surrenderurwaffles
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(01/04/2012) [-]
just think.........all the semen
User avatar #129 to #12 - vikse
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(01/04/2012) [-]
damn, kinda ironic that pretty much everyone chose Aela
User avatar #146 to #12 - tehpwnrer
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
Too mainstream
#62 to #12 - PzKpfwVI
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
She's mine! Back off!
#50 to #12 - kurtr
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(01/04/2012) [-]
Aint that is my bitch?
#126 to #12 - xelihope
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(01/04/2012) [-]
How can anyone not go for Aela? I'm a chick and I still go for her.

She has the most awesome side-boob.
User avatar #31 to #12 - fencingchamp
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
you guys mean my wife
User avatar #16 to #12 - WolfPrince
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
You must be confused... that's my wife.
#249 - Digitalphear
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#470 to #249 - royalwerewolf
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Comment Picture

#286 to #249 - Amducious
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(01/04/2012) [-]
Married J'zargo with my female character.

...She's an Argonian. :3
#437 to #286 - pinkamenadianepie
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(01/04/2012) [-]
YOU CAN MARRY HIM?!   
I was about to settle for a ******* lizard! No offence.
YOU CAN MARRY HIM?!
I was about to settle for a ******* lizard! No offence.
#358 - everythingblue
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
My wife is a fox.
#366 to #358 - iRetaliate
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
So is mine.
#9 - coophomie
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
My wife
#527 to #9 - anon id: 9cbf3a62
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(01/09/2012) [-]
That awkward moment, when that is actually a woman's hand.



Wait...



WOMEN AREN'T FOREVER ALONE. (unless they're whales trying to mate with humans.)
User avatar #528 to #527 - coophomie
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(01/09/2012) [-]
I know, i told you that's my wife. I'm not a fan of lying
User avatar #36 to #9 - Jamjars
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
Why do you have a picture of my wife ??
User avatar #519 to #36 - coophomie
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/05/2012) [-]
THAT WHORE!
#26 - lube
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
is it me but are all the bitches in skyrim ******* hot?
#29 to #26 - killerofmuffins
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(01/04/2012) [-]
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#34 to #26 - ministerforbes
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, totally hot.
#67 - Ditz
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(01/04/2012) [-]
I gave that bitch a mammoth tusk, bitches love mammoth tusk.