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Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
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Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
First front page! With OC! This is a glorious day.
BTW check out this hilarious comic: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3126532/Ouch

Well my fellow funnyjunkers
today is the day. I 'got married.
Soon I will start my v/ underfur
life with rrly wife. I wanted to
show her to you guys:
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Submitted: 01/04/2012
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User avatar #530 - Nastycold (03/10/2012) [-]
My first character married Marcurio, the Imperial mage from Riften,and my second character married Camilla Valerio.
#510 - magicsauce (01/05/2012) [-]
bought that bitch a house in markarth


bitches love markarth
#509 - navystone (01/05/2012) [-]
My beautifal wife of 30 days
#508 - mainerva (01/05/2012) [-]
i wanted to marry brynjolf... but sadly he's not a marriage option... i guess i'm forever alone even in skyrim...
User avatar #504 - omgitztom (01/05/2012) [-]
Son of a....THAT'S MY WIFE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY YSOLDA?
#507 to #504 - navystone (01/05/2012) [-]
Thats his wife OP!!!
User avatar #500 - anusholeboner (01/05/2012) [-]
How the **** do you get married in skyrim?
#506 to #500 - mainerva (01/05/2012) [-]
wear an amulet of mara and talk to the one you love a new option should appear
User avatar #505 to #500 - navystone (01/05/2012) [-]
Go to the Temple of mara and talk to the red guardd priest he'll give you the amulet of mara, then wear it and single women will hit on you so you can marry them.
User avatar #523 to #505 - anusholeboner (01/06/2012) [-]
And what is the point of getting married in the game?
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User avatar #491 - ovehnine (01/05/2012) [-]
so, i don't actually own skyrim, but a couple days ago i spent the night at a bro's house and he let me play..... he said it's not smart to just go to a store, **** up the owner, and take their stuff? why not?
User avatar #497 to #491 - macaryh (01/05/2012) [-]
Because then he won't respawn when you need more stuff or if you want to sell something.
User avatar #499 to #497 - ovehnine (01/05/2012) [-]
thanks for taking me seriously, i forgot to mention i'm about to get the game, here, have a pinkie
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#503 to #490 - Decado (01/05/2012) [-]
Every woman  in Skyrim has tits the same size.
Every woman in Skyrim has tits the same size.
User avatar #489 - filthyargonian (01/05/2012) [-]
Ysolda My WIFE!!!!!!!!!! You Bastard... Wait no... I shouldn't be mad at you... She has done this many many times before. Everytime a dragonborn walks into town with an amulet of Mara she gets all up in his **** .. You can keep That ******* slutty whorebag. Ill stay with aela the huntress. At least NOBODY ELSE is married to her.
#502 to #489 - burstofsemen (01/05/2012) [-]
*Looks at comment 490*
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#484 - royalwerewolf (01/05/2012) [-]
Rekjar is to much Khajiit for one woman, that's why Rekjar travels alone, not because no one likes Rekjar, but because he's to good, *sobs* no one loves Rekjar
Rekjar is to much Khajiit for one woman, that's why Rekjar travels alone, not because no one likes Rekjar, but because he's to good, *sobs* no one loves Rekjar
#483 - satou (01/05/2012) [-]
when i became thane of whiterun they gave me a goat...........then it ran away
User avatar #481 - alleee (01/04/2012) [-]
shes fit lolz
#480 - awesomedug (01/04/2012) [-]
there will always only be this one girl for me
User avatar #494 to #480 - techketzer (01/05/2012) [-]
No, she's mine.
User avatar #501 to #494 - awesomedug (01/05/2012) [-]
i dont think so bitch shes mine
User avatar #512 to #501 - techketzer (01/05/2012) [-]
We travelled from Markarth to Windhelm together, from Solitude to Riften, from Falkreath to Winterhold.
We took down giants, trolls, dragon priests, imperial forts, conquered cities together, slaughtered Forsworn by the dozens, killed necromancer cults and vampires.
Not even the dragons could part us.

When I enter my house in Windhelm, she will be there waiting for me with a loving smile when I return, welcoming me back.
When I say "Get up, we have to go kill something.", she will drop whatever she's doing, break out her best sword and armour and follow me through Oblivion and back if need be, without question or fear.

I love this girl and I'm the luckiest man alive, because she loves me too.
I don't know who you are, but she belongs to me.
#511 to #501 - sirtrollsalout (01/05/2012) [-]
i killed her u mad bro?
i killed her u mad bro?
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User avatar #476 - sonicg (01/04/2012) [-]
I married Aela the Huntress.
User avatar #475 - brutusakilae (01/04/2012) [-]
I'm going for sapphire. :D
#467 - getoutofhere (01/04/2012) [-]
you married a dark elf...
#495 to #467 - techketzer (01/05/2012) [-]
By the Nine, you must be a special kind of retard.
#517 to #495 - getoutofhere (01/05/2012) [-]
aww ********* my pic describes me :(
User avatar #520 to #517 - techketzer (01/05/2012) [-]
Oh come on, everyone has a derp-moment at one point or another.
User avatar #487 to #467 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (01/05/2012) [-]
actually Ysolda is a nord.
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