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Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
First front page! With OC! This is a glorious day.
BTW check out this hilarious comic: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3126532/Ouch

Well my fellow funnyjunkers
today is the day. I 'got married.
Soon I will start my v/ underfur
life with rrly wife. I wanted to
show her to you guys:
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User avatar #20 - wrought (01/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>I married Aela the Huntress from the companions.
>I joined the stormcloaks, and during the raid on Whiterun, I couldn't go in Jorrvaskr.
>I got a letter the next day and the courier said "I'm sorry for your loss."
>I thought **** Aela died.
>I went to the companions to get a mission and I heard "Hello dear."
> turned around, it's Aela.
>Look at the note
>It says Severio Pelagia died.
>Who the **** is Severio Pelagia.
#124 - anino (01/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Why I married Lydia
Why I married Lydia
#4 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**** YOU THATS MY WIFE
#8 to #7 - Grimren (01/04/2012) [-]
That whore is cheating on me!
#127 - mytrakytra (01/04/2012) [-]
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>Go around in Skyrim looking for wife
>No one likes me
>Wander around all sad
>Find a dog
>My new best bud
>Soon as we start walking dragon comes by
>Picks up dog and flys away
>Foreveralone.jpg
#12 - pandak (01/04/2012) [+] (11 replies)
My Wife.... **** Yeah
#249 - Digitalphear (01/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#358 - everythingblue (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My wife is a fox.
#366 to #358 - iRetaliate (01/04/2012) [-]
So is mine.
#9 - coophomie (01/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
My wife
#26 - lube (01/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
is it me but are all the bitches in skyrim ******* hot?
#339 - zebrasofdeath (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So I decide to marry Camilla, as I had already gotten the claw for her. I get to my house after the wedding and Faendal is there. I'm all "What the **** man" and talk to him. He wants me to deliver a ******* LOVE LETTER to her. Well, to foil his plot I tell camilla that the letter is fake. Then the total ASS SVEN is all, "Cool now she's mine." I get so pissed that I slit his ******* throat in the middle of a tavern and fight my way out of the city, until A ******* ANCIENT DRAGON land in the middle of the town and ***** **** up. Finally I get back home, and CAMILLA IS GONE. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR OVER TWO WEEKS OF REAL WORlD TIME.

M.F.W.
#67 - Ditz (01/04/2012) [-]
I gave that bitch a mammoth tusk, bitches love mammoth tusk.
User avatar #115 - foelkera (01/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Married Ysolda
>Happy for a while
>Finally finish companion quests
>Fall in love with Aela
>Sneak up on Ysolda one night while she's walking home
>Go in the house
>She's asleep
>Take out skyforge dagger
>Put on Dark Brotherhood armor
>Stab that bitch
>Marry Aela
>I'm much happier now
#197 - proudnerd (01/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Aela the huntress ftw
#242 - Awesomenessniss (01/04/2012) [-]
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
#107 - grriabear (01/04/2012) [-]
Aela...I gave her full daedric armor before even making a set for myself...i cant go anywhere without her following me into battle knowing Just there the Draugrs huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of Dovahkiin. Yet they stare now across the plain at Dragonborn commanding thirty thousand free Greeks! HA-OOH! The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Nord. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks, men, to Dovahkiin! and the brave Aela! TO VICTORY!..I'm simply in love with her FJ...

#294 - bloodsplatterr (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Aela the Huntress anyone else?
#215 - grriabear (01/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Aela...I gave her full daedric armor before even making a set for myself...i cant go anywhere without her following me into battle knowing Just there the Draugrs huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of Dovahkiin. Yet they stare now across the plain at Dragonborn commanding thirty thousand free Greeks! HA-OOH! The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Nord. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks, men, to Dovahkiin! and the brave Aela! TO VICTORY!..I'm simply in love with her FJ...

#265 - superscalabrine (01/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I married the same bitch   
Makes me a meal everyday, that's what I call a woman
I married the same bitch
Makes me a meal everyday, that's what I call a woman
#118 - Ryandaflyin (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OHHH 						****
OHHH ****
#33 - ministerforbes (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I married her too.

But she annoyed me too much, so I transformed into a werewolf and ate her. And then I killed her too ;)
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