GET UP!

Technically, you were up.

**tesshuoni rolls 111** bring in the trips

<= your mom's reaction.

So punny.

< Me in the mornings trying to get that morning wood down

So technically... you already were up

I did this once. Except it was more funny.
My mom was like "Oh.." then pulled my blanket off thinking I was kidding.
Amazed and excited, she let out a quick moan.
She crawled on my bed and straddled me, lifting her house wife's dress up to reveal soaked panties.
She moved the crotch of her panties to the side and slipped her body on my wood.
After gushing all over me, she slid off and proceeded to serve fellatio.
She was face down ass up. She pulled her panties down and started playing with herself.
The dog came in to the room and found the peanut butter my mother had smeared on her butthole the night before.
The dog started licking my mother's butthole.
My mother blasted the dog with her juices and started sucking the dog.
The dog took my member to the mouth.
After I came and started farting, he bit my member off.

I mean, what?

Give a fuck 'o clock

It looks like you already got up.

Morning Woody anyone?

what really happened

I countain my rage

Technically, you were up.