skyrim comp

made this one.

i hate this guy so much because i have a house in solitude so i just spend hours screaming at my computer "FUCK YOU, AND YOUR 5,000 COIN HOUSE YOU SAND melon muncher"

Sneak-kill him in the middle of night.

i have breezehome because whiterun is in a convenient position. i just won the war recently so solitudes kind of a shithole, plus lack of good hunting (i hunt for a living). plus if you upgrade it enough it is a nice place

The castle mage in Whiterun keeps saying "You should go to the college in Windhelm" when I'm clearly wearing the arch mage's fucking robes.

Isn't the college in Winterhold?

Yes. Yes it is. You get the gist of what I'm saying though :-)

Yes, yes I do. What race, level and specialty are you?

Lvl 23 Breton mage - focussed on Destruction, Conjuration and Enchanting (that's how I make my money) but now that I'm fairly powerful I'm switching to One Handed (fapping lol) and sneak for a bit so I can do the Dark Brotherhood questline.

What about you?

Level 30 Nord Warrior - one handed destruction - Collector of bows and maces.
If you're on xbox, I'm alc123

mfw I saw you username!!

Awww, shucks, I'm blushing.

I waited till night, found out where he was sleeping, took out my bow and arrow and shot him right through his head. His wife got mad at me, ran after me screaming, so I ran out. The guards never saw me killing the guy, so they attacked the wife instead.

<- MFW

So much win.

Curved.

Swords.

is that a gay joke???

It's called being funny

Go cast your cast your fancy magic somewhere else

"Hey, i know you"

Me - "Lol nope bye"

For anyone who doesn't get it they sat it after you break out of jail.

Got my bounty from pick pocketing all the guards then running around shooting fireballs!
Good but bad times... Then i broke out! :D

I just got it because i had like 40 bounty. I accidentally steal cups and shit :b

No lollygaging!

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Nightingale Armor <3

I must say here that Light armor IS in fact better than the heavy ones (excluding Daedric because it just looks badass). When upgraded with smithing and perks you get almost the same armor rating from Light as you would get with Heavy. The Light armor has 1 critical advantage though, the stamina regen bonus. With Dragonscale set you still get 1k~ armor rating (when you max it out) put dual enchants and go rock the world. Heavy armor has small advantage in protection only in early stage of the game.

Tried going with robes too on my battlemage but nuking all the enemies. although spectacular is nearly not as effective as killing them with 1 sword hit / arrow . If you up Alteration you can still add decent armor bonus even with robes on.

light armor though im a stealth archer

yup

Heavy armor makes you move slow as hell. With my adventuring ADD I need to be able to move fast when something random catches my eye off in the distance.

i wear cicero's armor. sneeky sneeky sneeky

i thought it would make me faster to wear light armor
but if you wear heavy armor and activate the steed stone you travel as if your wearing light armor plus your heavy armor weighs nothing while your wearing it
pretty much making light armor worthless

I use light armor cause they are very useful

don't worry dude, I'm a full out mage so I wear robes and other light armor :P

we dont care if youre a girl

LOL I was making fun of him, assbag, not trying to throw my gender out there

Yes you were.

Hollywood undead?

yeah

Hell yeah, pinkies for you

and back to you, kind sir

I got skyrim the other day & I fuckin' love it lol. On one of my guys, he's a vampire (everyone hates me >:( ) & my other one is a werewolf (from joining The Companions -- Resist Disease FUCK YEAH!)

What I find more annoying is 'I work for Belethor at the general good store.' After being told this umpteen times, I just do not care anymore.

DAT NAMEEEEEE

holy shit i also bought the game 2 days ago at 6 pm....