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People can come up with
statistics to prove anything,
14% of people know that.
With , 000
We' d Be Millionaires!
Now Bart, since you broke
Grandpa' s teeth,
He gets to break yours.
When something goes
t, ' it on the guy who
doesn' t speak English.
Aww, 20 dollars.
I wanted a peanut.
Excuse me Doctor,
I think I know a little some-
thing about medicine.
If I Get
Thumbs Up
I' ll Make Another
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#26 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(03/31/2010) [-]
you people that are at least trying to make FJ funny again, really need to stop saying "if i get <this> many thumbs up ill post another" thats THUMB WHORING. if it's ****** funny it'll get thumbs, but not because you asked for them. so stfu and gtfo
User avatar #41 to #26 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
First things first.
1) Trolls like you belong on /b/
2) You stole my name.
3) How would you leik to play a game with me? Its call russian roulette. One rule: I get to wear a 3 inch thick iron helmet, and you get your ****** wooden mask.
#51 to #41 - mnemmick **User deleted account**
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User avatar #52 to #51 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
i thumb you up for you honesty!
#323 to #41 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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#351 to #41 - anon id: 55f5e54e
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not only do you suck dick, but everyone on fj knows you're a fag and you have to many thumbs down! lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
Oh and you have no choice about THE GAME. Im sure you'll lose, and you're already inside my chamber of horrors....
#44 to #42 - nofunzone
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(03/31/2010) [-]
He aint trolling, hes telling people not to thumb whore. and also, he didn't steal your name because virus is a ******* word. Someone could have the name YourNotFun and they wouldnt have stolen my name.
User avatar #46 to #44 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
oh, so you wanna play aswell? fine grab a ****** wooden mask. haha yeah, you like ****** wood all up in you face.
User avatar #47 to #46 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
*your
User avatar #63 to #47 - piclemaniscool
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(03/31/2010) [-]
dude just quit while you're behind. you have an average of -8 on every post on this thread.
#324 to #63 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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User avatar #68 to #63 - TheVirusSlayer
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its not like i have a problem with it. I mean, if thumbs meant the times i'd score in a month i'd be worried. But it doesn't, so it's all good. And plus all of this is part of a plan to help boost traffic.
User avatar #70 to #68 - piclemaniscool
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(03/31/2010) [-]
traffic doesn't rlly increase with ppl that are already here. no anons in conversation, and it takes 3 days to post a comment/content or thumb up/down
User avatar #73 to #70 - TheVirusSlayer
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and also. thumbs, im, comments, pictures, members. they're all traffic towards the site
User avatar #90 to #73 - DmaverickLC
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(03/31/2010) [-]
Why did YOU have to be one of those few anons to join???
User avatar #355 to #90 - piclemaniscool
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look on the bright side, its kinda fun making him post more comments to thumb him down with the intention of getting his commenting rate so low he cant at all.

i feel as devious as a /b/tard
User avatar #72 to #70 - TheVirusSlayer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
traffic = profit
profit = keeping funnyjunk alive
#326 to #72 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(04/01/2010) [-]
seriously dude just stop... this is embarrassing...
User avatar #350 to #72 - serialxkisser
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Your status is now Justin Bieber and Twilight lover. You should stop already....
#33 - thanator **User deleted account**
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(03/31/2010) [-]
hmmmm i dont recognize the last one, it must have been when homer was going through his "thumb whore" phase
#49 to #33 - Larvitar **User deleted account**
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User avatar #55 - ginja
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im pretty sure that last one wasnt homer simpson, i think the original sayer of that quote was the one they call "thumb whore"
User avatar #54 - Krinkle
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(03/31/2010) [-]
"AWWWWW! I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!"
#280 - GingerFury **User deleted account**
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User avatar #284 to #280 - RAWRimadino
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i almost thumbed down because of it. then i didnt.
#285 to #284 - GingerFury **User deleted account**
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User avatar #157 - glitchedgamer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
When you live in MY house, you'll live by MY rules! Now butter your bacon!
User avatar #162 to #157 - FJalltheway
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(03/31/2010) [-]
that was the most annoying game ever
*ur avatar*
User avatar #163 to #162 - glitchedgamer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
Annoying, but so ******* AWESOME.
User avatar #173 to #163 - THEvaginator
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(03/31/2010) [-]
in this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
User avatar #64 - pedobaresall
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(03/31/2010) [-]
Marge:You know the E on the typewriter doesnt work
Homer:We dont need no stinkin' E's
Homer:Restaraunt Review by Homer Simpson
Homer: D'oh!
#299 - Jftkproductions
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(03/31/2010) [-]
have not watched the simpsons in forever
#308 to #299 - anon id: da2f62ff
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(04/01/2010) [-]
quick!!! we need 2 cc's of simpsons STAT!!!!
#316 to #308 - anon id: c753078a
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(04/01/2010) [-]
No good, we're losing him!
User avatar #317 to #316 - Endofzeeworld
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Forgot to sign in...
User avatar #148 - VideoGamer
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(03/31/2010) [-]
I don't remember the episode where he says the last quote, which one is that?
User avatar #152 to #148 - TheGamerFreak
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(03/31/2010) [-]
Yeah thts the one
User avatar #149 to #148 - CupOfCommunisum
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(03/31/2010) [-]
The thumb whore episode
User avatar #40 - PteParts
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(03/31/2010) [-]
This reminded me of how awesome The Simpsons is. I needa make more time to watch.