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User avatar #94 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow (01/03/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#7 - andalitemadness (01/02/2012) [-]
His son
#80 - goll (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - buumblebee (01/02/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#192 - DrollHumor (01/03/2012) [-]
The problem is that they're helping the idiots. Just let nature take it's course and they'll probably electrecute themselves eventually.
The problem is that they're helping the idiots. Just let nature take it's course and they'll probably electrecute themselves eventually.
#202 - FourchansChosenone (01/03/2012) [-]
I stopped reading halfway down the page because these people are too stupid for words
#155 - mjdjoy (01/03/2012) [-]
"Whats Google?"
#213 - skatehead (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Your parent's face when their computer runs slow due to bad internet connection, and they blame it on Youtube and Facebook.
Your parent's face when their computer runs slow due to bad internet connection, and they blame it on Youtube and Facebook.
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#19 - McGoogle (01/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #222 - davisdamen (01/03/2012) [-]
"This thing takes batteries!? I thought it ran off satellite power."

....Can I have what you're smoking?
#2 - Agnotizer (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They all sounded like women except for Rick. Poor ol' Rick.
They all sounded like women except for Rick. Poor ol' Rick.
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#18 - prut (01/03/2012) [-]
Satelite power...
Satelite power...
#227 - corizzle (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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