Clients From Hell 2. The last one is doing pretty well, so here you guys go. These people are the epitome of idiots. Feel better about yourself by reading this  Clients from Hel
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Clients From Hell 2

The last one is doing pretty well, so here you guys go. These people are the epitome of idiots. Feel better about yourself by reading this and thinking happily that you'll never be this stupid. And again, creds to clientsfromhell.net

Part 1
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Part 3
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CLIENT Hello Pd We ta spearta someone about a posable
we warn nut arteta Esme discounts, was sometihng my manager takes are at
was name rs Brian, but he' s m here at the moment
wear can w spearta mm?
we / afraid has nut here- but w can weave a message tar mm and have mm call
you
wear ta lawns someone about a an my order
we Yes ‘mu waould need ta spawn my manager
wear When wrwg he be In?
we Tomarrow afternoon
wear can w spearta your manager please
qwark m a bakery m Much we can take Wages gaven ta us by customers and
transfer them mm ware Wages that can be placed am the cakes one chem
wanted a full sheet cake wth a very large Wage at a group at people
wear When you sad the cow mrtnt change, what and you mean?
we Wages w/ l transferred am the cake
wear Can you tell whoever rs making t nut ta make the people m the mature vaak
black m Mexcan? We dam want ta devalue um whte workers
wear w you w any
we w write same great poetry about my Inadequacy Ewes
wear ‘mu should have a problem wth the may sooner
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flagged t
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we w Huw' d out?
wear. She needs the Multiplay package war cable and the Multiplay Internet?
we ‘ Internet?'
wear Yep/
we Theinternet the interneter nave rs m every language?
wear 'Butwhai we rs cheaper?'
CLIENT Lorant mean ta sound ream, but [r
wear ‘Hume black?
ME: Lke, black?'
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w That' s nut must That has nothing ta w wth raced
wear Phew w can never tell wth you black people, what' s / e and what' s
nut/
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twerked m a call center fur a well known cable/ broadband an older
weman calls about networking properly
wear l carnal get a mature an /
we ls trust black, m are there same numbers artest an the screen?'
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we , there should be same buttons an the we where you can change the
channel m maul ma you see those buttons?'
wear. l cant see anything about channel, but there are buttons?
we What mans w you seet
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we 'Ma' arn, are you wacking at your
wear on dear Maw nut/
wear l cant wag m ta my account) w need ta know my username?
we ‘ck your username rs ' "
wear. Can you spell wattah met
wear rs networking t Isnt resetting my password"
we l , ma' am, w can reset akuryou Alight, /
password ta the ward 'password"
wear Let me try t before you hang up'
we 'Sounds good'
wear 'Numel ms damn (rung Isnt working)'
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wear ‘ t st/ l Isnt working, km of rinky wk operation
are you runnang aver there?
we 'ma' am, maybe we should go aver naw yuan spelling 'password?
wear 'Dont patronize mew Happy?'
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wear Thethethe arm ad rs ‘were turning wuss downl' so we want the
ad ta be down‘
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wear (tucks up we ofthe copes) 'Butwhai' s igang ta wank We
paper, mg t dawn and hand t back
wear In w arm new ta subunit's?'
we Yes/
CLIENT says ‘session tined out', Have wast all
we ‘Na, rust w back and you can naw mm a ward document ta make sured
wear You m
we ( thetewj and pastry mm a ward doc) There, naega ahead'
CLIENT: (reigns mm account) Puget, summat om Must realised, that sung ta
send the , naw waft t? on w hater go back and deselect
w Mas actually helping them a ob warring wth computers What nave w
dune?
CLIENT The layout rs pretty spot an, but the hunky letters-'
we Thehunt, you mean?'
CLIENT Yes, instant ' stoo snooty t' s nut any fun ‘
we l t makes everything vaak gate professinal/
wear t' stoo cold What' s that sand anew lee? Wth the sand letters
we l have nu Klee w mean, w vaguely recall sometihng called sand, my
CLIENT sandy That' s t The Carma sands rs the we w want?
wear Could you writers button an the webster
we Whch we are you tawking about?'
wear Ths ane‘
we Whch une?'
wear The we my mouse rs gaunting at, are you blind?
are ‘ We' re haang (ms aver the wane w cant see your mouse/
wear. Well then go am the stew / haveing the mouse ram auereqe man t' s
hard ta ‘
we What?
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User avatar #10 - semo (01/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
is is just me, or do you also think that all of the clients are woman


and i am a girl : /
User avatar #19 - davisdamen (01/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Ma'am, are you looking at your microwave?"
"...Oh dear, I hope not."
lol love it
#4 - mazlum (01/01/2012) [-]
face of the last one....and all the other ones.
#62 - breadstickez (01/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Work as Tech Support
>Get Call from woman saying computer wont turn on
>Ask if its plugged in
>Her: "I don't know"
>Me: "Can you look?"
>Her: "It's too dark"
>Me"Turn on a light..."
>Her:"I cant....theres a power outage right now"

*Facepalm Rage*


>Me: "M'am do you still have the box for your computer?"
>Her: "Yeah it's in the other room...."
>Me: "Go get your box. Bring it back to the store. Hand it to the clerk, and tell him you are too stupid to own a computer."

Problem solved.
#54 - skuser (01/02/2012) [-]
I work doing all these stuff...
I swear to God i wear this face everyday...
#112 - artjunk (01/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Work for credit card customer service.
>Get call from a woman asking why her card was rejected.
>Note: she has a $3,000 credit limit
>Look over her spending history, seeing many large charges from clothing stores, jewelry, etc.
>Account is maxed out.
>Calmly go over charges since account was opened 2 MONTHS AGO.
>Her: "So when does my credit limit go back to $3,000?"
>Me: "...Your credit limit is the same... you only need to pay down your account balance, and the available credit will return."
>Her: "What? You said there were no charges for this card!"
>Me: "That's correct. We don't have any annual, monthly, or overdraft fees..."
>Her: "Then why are you telling me that I need to pay to use it again!?"
>Me: " You're only borrowing money from us, it reloads when you pay your bill..."
>Her: (very irate at this point) "I'll have you know that I have used my father's credit cards and haven't had to pay a CENT!!!"
>MFW she expects infinite money
#81 - MrMarioman (01/02/2012) [-]
Meanwhile at google...
#47 - theredneckguy (01/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - mindlessbastard (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#119 - hawklife (01/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#104 - mattdoggy (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I work at an insurance company as a file jocky and receptionist. I usually have normal people ask normal questions which i can answer or direct them to get help, but the other day i had someone just fail at life.   
>hello derp insurance this is herp speaking   
>Ay now, i nee me a insurence quooe, how mush eee gone be   
>umm ma'am im not an agent and couldn't tell you but i can put derpet on the phone and...   
>NAAA NAAA i ain gone talk ta no *%$# computah mashin   
>no ma'am i'm just transferring you to an agent, it'll be less than ten seconds at most   
>Heeeeesssss naaaaw i waunt my numba now ^#*^$   
>what kind of car is it ma'am   
>black with new rims   
>We don't insure that ma'am but ill give you the number of our competitors just down the street from us   
   
The other insurance company raged at me for it
I work at an insurance company as a file jocky and receptionist. I usually have normal people ask normal questions which i can answer or direct them to get help, but the other day i had someone just fail at life.
>hello derp insurance this is herp speaking
>Ay now, i nee me a insurence quooe, how mush eee gone be
>umm ma'am im not an agent and couldn't tell you but i can put derpet on the phone and...
>NAAA NAAA i ain gone talk ta no *%$# computah mashin
>no ma'am i'm just transferring you to an agent, it'll be less than ten seconds at most
>Heeeeesssss naaaaw i waunt my numba now ^#*^$
>what kind of car is it ma'am
>black with new rims
>We don't insure that ma'am but ill give you the number of our competitors just down the street from us

The other insurance company raged at me for it
User avatar #129 - CreativeCoding (01/02/2012) [-]
Me and some friends were talking about bad clients.

One of them said he wanted a box on his website to be "less like a rectangle and more like a long square"


#100 - cptalpaca (01/02/2012) [-]
To every single client.
#5 - bchilaxin (01/01/2012) [-]
<-- mfw i read all of these
#178 - Her (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - NarutoXSupreme (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#16 - shuppyape (01/01/2012) [-]
MOAR
#42 - yournewdad (01/02/2012) [-]
Dear god
User avatar #15 - xshadeeisafag (01/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
THESE PEOPLE ARE ******* MORONS!

HOW DID THEY PASS ******* ... SCHOOL?!
#21 to #15 - dpc (01/01/2012) [-]
HOW DID THEIR PARENTS PASS ******* ...
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