My Teachers A Dumb Ass

I doubt he writes with his mouth...

Don't get mouth hurt...

BETTER??

MUCH!

well, this is old as fuck...

-33 pinkies. doesn't delete comment cause he realizes how stupid he was and that he deserves all the red pinkies

No fucking shit Sherlock

looking for THIS image?

Lol, thanks. I actually was

Wait .. what?

To be honest I don't even know why is it considered a fruit can you explain to me why? Also just to let you know the way I think of it "if its not put into a fruit salad it's not a fruit". But still explain.

well, logic is knowing that tomato is a fruit, while wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.

Fruit and vegetable are culinary terms referring to whether a food is sweet or savoury. As such tomatoes are vegetables.
Of course fruit and vegetables are also scientifc terms relating to where on the plant they grow, as such tomatoes are fruits.
EVERYONE WINS!

yes i agree, well played my good sir!

Okay everyone on here has no idea, so let me explain. A fruit has seeds, where a vegetable does not have seeds. Tomatoes have seeds, therefore making them a fruit. The reason they are not in a fruit salad is because they taste like vegetables and would clash with the other fruits in said fruit salad. It has nothing to do with where or how anything grows, its as simple as fruits have seeds, vegetables don't. Hope this helps. Knowing is half the battle...

It has to do with how the fruits and vegetables grow. Fruits are from vines and trees, vegetables are from the ground. Something to do with the seeds too I believe.

well, you cant really say that since pineapples grow on the ground

Aren't they off of a vine though?

nope

When in doubt Google... Lol here:

Botanically, most of the things you think are vegetables are actually fruit. Fruit includes not only tomatoes but peppers, squash, olives, cucumbers, etc.. anything that isn't like roots, leaves, stems, bulbs, etc..

Culinarily what we consider fruit has to do with culture and what has been passed on--what we consider dessert food and what we don't.

yea, but basically anything that has visible seeds inside or out can be considered a fruit. Vegetables dont have seeds

True, I knew there was something about seeds, I haven't slept in a while...

funnyjunk wont let you huh?

No, lol I work nights... It's my day off and now I can't fall asleep after working all night :/ I wish Funnyjunk was the problem, I think I could fix that a lot easier than work.

well try this www.rainymood.com/ always helps me sleep.

I'm from Washington so it helps me too, :) I think it's more that I don't want to sleep since I'd be wasting another day sleeping and then fall asleep early cuz no one else is up and I have no life outside of work...

...you have FJ :D...

Yes, but I don't wanna waste life on the internet :/

hmmm. Go outside and do stupid shit. Like go where there's the most traffic and dance to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv...
go on, do it

The original :) only problem, I'm a little more restricted than most youth... I would be murdered if I caused a traffic accident... My dad is kinda a traffic cop :(

lol not literally in the street, on the sidewalk just go up to random people and dance on them while thats playing. I plan on doing that soon, over the summer. should be fun

Hmmm, maybe if I could get some friends to do it too, I would...

well, do it in the day time. and you can, just let them know that there's a difference between work and and outside

They don't see it that way.. It causes gossip and drama...

i cant reply to the previous comment, but, find some :D

No promises, I work nights remember? I have a couple work ones, but I shouldn't hang out with them cuz I'm the shift lead...

Perfect! have friends there! to laugh! to have a good time! Friends would help you up if you fall on your face, best friends would laugh and take pictures :D

Sure, if I had any left...

well, if i were there, i'd do it with you :D dont you have school friends?

We graduated a year and half ago, all of them are away at school or stationed somewhere, I'll probably go military too, that's what I'm working on anyways.

The seeds are in the middle... all fruits (that I can think of) have the seeds encased in the fruit. .-.

thats right the only exception is the strawberry that has its seeds on the outside

But the strawberry is a berry. Unless you consider that a fruit. I might sound like a dumbass but I dont

If a fleshy object, for lack of a better word, comes from a plant and has multiple seeds on the interior it is technically a fruit. Technically the "fruits" with only one seed such as peaches and avocados are drupes and if they have a certain type of seed like bananas and berries they are berries. But all of those pass as fruit for a general term.

Fruits are anything that grow on trees or vines/bushes,tomatoes grow on trees(fruit) olives grow on trees(fruit) watermelons and pumpkins grow from the ground(or partially under it) so they are vegetables.

Yeah and Pizza is a vegtable

Considering the post, this is a win roll.

FUCKING MEEPITS.

FUCKIN' LOL!

I'm pretty sure it's a vegetable...

That reminds me! I must tend to my crop!