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Jamie
Mcshane If
My boyfriend is addicted to skyrim?
so yesterday my begot skyrim (a random game) and ever since hes been playing it
so much. usually if he gets a game he would just play it for one or two hours then get
bored of it but hes been playing this thing for at least nine hours straight now. the only
things that he would get up from the computer is to go to the bathroom he wouldnt
even bothered get food and i was scared that he would starve so i ordered him some
pizza and he just ate it by the computer while playing. when i went to bed he was still
playing. when i woke up he was still playing. usually he likes sex at least twice aday
but he wont leave the computer even to have sex so since always thinking of him i
gave him a and the whole time he was still on the computer. so worried about
him what should i do?
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so yesterday I got Skyrim, a game hte been waiting years for. Ne got stuck right
into it. Usually ifl get a game I would just play it for one or two hours then get bored of
it but hte been playing this thing for at least nine hours straight now- the only thing
that makes me get up from the computer is to go to the bathroom I don' t even bother
to get food and my girlfriend was scared that I would starve so she ordered me some
anchovie pizza and Ijust ate it by the computer while pretending to like it and
playing some more Skyrim.
Then she nagged at me to stop, I didn' t listen, when she went to bed she was nagging
Ididn' t listen. when she woke up she was still nagging I still didn' t listen. Usually she
likes sex at least twice a day but I wont leave the computer even to pander to her
insecurity complex where she needs constant praise and attention. I still got herto
give me a , I shot right in her mouth (she swallows) and the whole time I was still on
the computer. I' m so worried about her what if she does something crazy like pull the
computers plug out or smash it up?
I don' t want to have to deal with disposing of her corpse while I have Skyrim to explore,
it takes alot of work to cut up a body and clean up the evidence, well it was with the
last one! At least the local pig farm is close by so I could feed them whatever is left of
her minced up carcass-... -but I digress.
I wish she would just let me play this game, its not going to last forever- A game like
this only comes along every few years, why is she so selfish?
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