Clients From Hell. I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently
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Clients From Hell

I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently I'll do more. Of course, credit to clientsfromhell.net/

Part 2
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CLIENT as (has the mam ofyour brown?
was am sorry?
CLIENT at a get (has we an brown, waah t pews manna at brown?
was Wyatt buy that shoe, yes, t w/ l banal shade at prawn
CLIENT Yuuta sure?
cum. m nut paying
was as there a reason?
cum l] want ta pay
was Well, you have ta pay tar my work, even ah/ nu dam use t yau agreed ta a
mutant
CLINT What are you gnaw ta m at a dam pay?
was Ill be fumed ta get my ararraa/ ed
Oh a dam lee the sounds at that Haw much w/ l t camp make was go
away?
was Roughly the same wane as my wasad fee
Helping a chant plan a trp
CLIENT as t mad an Alaska?
was Yes, yau should twang warm clothes
CLIENT a should twang a sweater?
was Mam, you are gang dug sledding an a gaucher
CLIENT
was Maybe even twang ma sweaters
CLIENT vasta
was Banyan asked tum?
Client: But a want vasta haw
was am sorry sap but you sawed wetard 7 t says mm here an bold letters that there
as ran return an software
Client a only sawed t iddnt read t
was Again, / sorry- but as an bold letters foryou ta pay attentoin ta t
Client: Maybe mu should pay attendant
The chem than grabbed wetard tram my hands and ran out at the stare
Three minutes later, he came back an science
Client a am the CD
Hethen apologized and returned the farm
The Wage at the black weman as ma bag and t needs ta be smaller t also
mute photoshopped
was Photoshopped? Ham
CLIENT She shouldnt be at the front, t mute wrong
was want understand Dues the seem wrung?
CLIENT No She should sampai be at the pack
CLIENT athankyou panter' s broken, t has only been spatting out blank pages all day
was: t says ts out at tuner
CLIENT Hold an, let me shaw you See? Blank page
ME: Have you realied the tuner recently?
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CLIENT Cam t be a problem wth mar network?
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was Excuse me?
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We that
was But aw a carcas carcass dam have tops and bottoms; thaws carcass
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you an mun
CHEN?! dam We the way youve placed those ma trees!
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that?
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Raght Dont put them an a We
was Should a put them an a carcas Instead?
CLIENT Yeal That would be much mama
CLIENT Du you do lemonade?
was Du we m lemonade?
CLIENT Yes, a was told you do that here
was am sorry, (has as a magmas and pram shop
CLIENT a know that am hat an maul
mam sorry, a ddnt mean ta 7
CLIENT wk Wyatt cant papers tar hethen Ill go somewhere easel
was Du you mean
CLIENT yau ordered the wrung laptop
was whats wrong wth t?
CLIENT was as a left handed laptop, we needed a Twat handed ane
CLIENT canad you photoship t so that a amok We less at an asshole?
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CLINT My employees sael aack we an asshole an (has picture, so take care at at
was Cara you haw you am lee-
CLIENT Look, my employees are ignorant shots, t
ME oh, I thanka see t haw
was Alight, a want you ta go ahead and drag that nae ta your desktop?
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was You might want ta precautions wth your password Maybe guard
t a tame better?
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was Ta, well, tar starters, your password as an your as really
ward Also, you mutter t when you type t ‘
CLIENT So what? Sn Ill stop dang that?
was (has happens wrte your password an the
username paw
CLIENT. l lust enrolled tar anione banking, and haw a want ta money/
was Sure, you can withdraw ane accaunt and transfer t ta answer
accaunt‘
CLIENT Nu, a want ta withdraw my accaunt so a can spend
was Sr, your / l cash ‘
CLIENT Why the hell do you call t anione banking thent
CLIENT , the webste as we and all, but (has ad an the sde bar as desturbing The
Wage really draws attentoin away from the sates content, an an ugly way/
was at uses Gamma Adsense- whats disturbing about
CLIENT There' s a naked lady asking me at ad We ta pew
housewives an my neighborhood [l
was Sr, Google uses your search must ads ta youd
CLIENT That' s same sack way ta wark [r
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User avatar #1 - notabtard (01/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a tailor, and I have the bitchiest customers ever. Take this one example:

Customer: I just want my dress to be cool.
Me: Do you not like the color?
Customer: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Me: Do you not like the shape?
Customer: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% Cooler.
#10 - apronboobsface (01/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
LEMONADE MY PAPERS
#43 - zombiepowder (01/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#14 - parcorninja (01/01/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro, I work in a pizzeria

Actual conversation
Me: How was your food ma'am?
Her: It was absolutely terrible! I would like a refund
Me: Well I apologize for the pizza, I can give a refund but I'll be needing 75% of the pizza to make a refund
Her: But...but we already ate it....
Me: Well then I can't give you a refund, Goodbye and don't let the door hit you on the way out
Her: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!! (as loud as she ******* could)
Me: Bitch I am the manager
Mfw
#60 - zers (01/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - fuckingchampion (01/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Norway-Richard Simmons here, I go to a IT-school, and sometimes we get request's to go home to people and fix their computer.
Me and one of my friend's once went to an old lady (we had been there once before) to fix a problem. When we got there, she told us that letters on the screen was way to small for her to read. She had presses "CTRL" and scrolled down... We fixed it, and used 5 minutes on telling her over and over again what we had done, she didn't understand **** .
After that she offered us soda and cake, so we sat there for 50 minutes drinking soda, eating cake as she told us about her experiences in WW2, **** was so cash.
I love that old lady.
#33 - mazyr (01/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I didn't want XP, I wanted Vista

I wanted Vista

Wanted Vista
#58 - notsofunnycomedy (01/01/2012) [-]
what if some of the people aren't stupid, but instead they were masters of the art of trolling
User avatar #21 - stukka (01/01/2012) [-]
> Customer phones work.
> I look up his details from a reference number.
> I say "Is that Mr Cockburn?"
> He says "It's Coburn you idiot" (that's apparently how it's pronounced).
> I say "Sorry Sir, but I've got Cockburn here."
> Everyone else in the office looks round at me, having only heard my side of the conversation.
#11 - bloodseel (01/01/2012) [-]
MFW rotating circle 45 degrees
User avatar #2 - aznsinmaster (01/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
lol these are funny, make more comps if you can
User avatar #8 to #2 - qpdbqp (01/01/2012) [-]
What is your profile pic.. Wait I don't even want to know...
#31 - xibochx (01/01/2012) [-]
OP sure has a lot of jobs!
#4 - ahappymango (01/01/2012) [-]
this is good OP. i like this. you have my permission to continue this series.
#9 - Hreidmar (01/01/2012) [-]
Well, this started off the New Year on the right foot. Well done, OP, have a mildly amusing gif as a token of my appreciation.
Well, this started off the New Year on the right foot. Well done, OP, have a mildly amusing gif as a token of my appreciation.
#49 - xcrisisx (01/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#19 - sosetila (01/01/2012) [-]
First day working at restaurant, it was pretty big so I was a waiter-helper.
Lady:Hey, bring us some water and some ice.
Me:I'm sorry, I'm not a waiter, I will tell your water what you need.
Lady:We want 4 pieces of ice.(turns around to talk to someone)5 pieces!
Me:(going to get the ice, after trying to figure out where to get it, I got them the ice)
Here is the ice!
Lady: Now we want another 2 glasses of water.
#13 - blizzeh (01/01/2012) [-]
This is some of the best content I've seen in a while. Thank you for brightening my day even further
#76 - sirpancholot (01/01/2012) [-]
********** me for a second...
#26 - donatboy (01/01/2012) [-]
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#6 - mrdanedude (01/01/2012) [-]
=CLIENT
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