Clients From Hell. I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently asshats
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Clients From Hell

Clients From Hell. I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently

I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently I'll do more. Of course, credit to

Part 2

Tags: asshats
Working at a shoe store, a chant holds up a prawn we
CLIENT as (has the mam ofyour brown?
was am sorry?
CLIENT at a get (has we an brown, waah t pews manna at brown?
was Wyatt buy that shoe, yes, t w/ l banal shade at prawn
CLIENT Yuuta sure?
cum. m nut paying
was as there a reason?
cum l] want ta pay
was Well, you have ta pay tar my work, even ah/ nu dam use t yau agreed ta a
CLINT What are you gnaw ta m at a dam pay?
was Ill be fumed ta get my ararraa/ ed
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was Roughly the same wane as my wasad fee
Helping a chant plan a trp
CLIENT as t mad an Alaska?
was Yes, yau should twang warm clothes
CLIENT a should twang a sweater?
was Mam, you are gang dug sledding an a gaucher
was Maybe even twang ma sweaters
CLIENT vasta
was Banyan asked tum?
Client: But a want vasta haw
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as ran return an software
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was Again, / sorry- but as an bold letters foryou ta pay attentoin ta t
Client: Maybe mu should pay attendant
The chem than grabbed wetard tram my hands and ran out at the stare
Three minutes later, he came back an science
Client a am the CD
Hethen apologized and returned the farm
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mute photoshopped
was Photoshopped? Ham
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was want understand Dues the seem wrung?
CLIENT No She should sampai be at the pack
CLIENT athankyou panter' s broken, t has only been spatting out blank pages all day
was: t says ts out at tuner
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CLIENT Cam t be a problem wth mar network?
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was Excuse me?
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you an mun
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was. OK, where would you lee them Instead?
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Raght Dont put them an a We
was Should a put them an a carcas Instead?
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CLIENT Du you do lemonade?
was Du we m lemonade?
CLIENT Yes, a was told you do that here
was am sorry, (has as a magmas and pram shop
CLIENT a know that am hat an maul
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CLIENT wk Wyatt cant papers tar hethen Ill go somewhere easel
was Du you mean
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was whats wrong wth t?
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was Cara you haw you am lee-
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was Alight, a want you ta go ahead and drag that nae ta your desktop?
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was You might want ta precautions wth your password Maybe guard
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was (has happens wrte your password an the
username paw
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was Sure, you can withdraw ane accaunt and transfer t ta answer
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was Sr, your / l cash ‘
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was Sr, Google uses your search must ads ta youd
CLIENT That' s same sack way ta wark [r
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User avatar #1 - notabtard
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I'm a tailor, and I have the bitchiest customers ever. Take this one example:

Customer: I just want my dress to be cool.
Me: Do you not like the color?
Customer: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Me: Do you not like the shape?
Customer: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% Cooler.
#61 to #1 - anon id: 53ce3dcb
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Pouce vert for you my friend !
User avatar #78 to #61 - notabtard
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Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
#15 to #1 - trandhal
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Oh you clever bastard!
#5 to #1 - projectghost
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what you did there... i see it
what you did there... i see it
#10 - apronboobsface
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User avatar #27 to #10 - LemonNADE
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#43 - zombiepowder
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#68 to #43 - focusplease **User deleted account**
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#14 - parcorninja
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I feel ya bro, I work in a pizzeria

Actual conversation
Me: How was your food ma'am?
Her: It was absolutely terrible! I would like a refund
Me: Well I apologize for the pizza, I can give a refund but I'll be needing 75% of the pizza to make a refund
Her: But...but we already ate it....
Me: Well then I can't give you a refund, Goodbye and don't let the door hit you on the way out
Her: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!! (as loud as she ******* could)
Me: Bitch I am the manager
#60 - zers
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User avatar #16 - fuckingchampion
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Norway-Richard Simmons here, I go to a IT-school, and sometimes we get request's to go home to people and fix their computer.
Me and one of my friend's once went to an old lady (we had been there once before) to fix a problem. When we got there, she told us that letters on the screen was way to small for her to read. She had presses "CTRL" and scrolled down... We fixed it, and used 5 minutes on telling her over and over again what we had done, she didn't understand ****.
After that she offered us soda and cake, so we sat there for 50 minutes drinking soda, eating cake as she told us about her experiences in WW2, **** was so cash.
I love that old lady.
#33 - mazyr
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I didn't want XP, I wanted Vista

I wanted Vista

Wanted Vista
#39 to #33 - anon id: 19559c49
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What's so bad about vista?
User avatar #40 to #39 - TrickyTehDj
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Forgot to log in.
#41 to #40 - mazyr
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everyone knows:
MS DOS > XP > 7

But seriously, Vista sucks ass
User avatar #42 to #41 - TrickyTehDj
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I use vista... I have had this computer for about 7 years... I have never had a different computer. I.. dont really think it's THAT bad....
User avatar #52 to #42 - AmpEnergy
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Vista has only been in circulation since 2007
User avatar #53 to #52 - TrickyTehDj
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What? Really?
User avatar #57 to #53 - AmpEnergy
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Yep, it was released at the end of January in '07. You sure it's Vista and not XP that you've got?
User avatar #59 to #57 - TrickyTehDj
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I dunno... I use windows vista now..... But I have an Acer laptop.
User avatar #48 to #33 - iantheoreo
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XP is a lot better for tackling big tasks.
Vista for me is just easier and cleaner to use.
I hate how they need your permission for everything you do :\
#72 to #48 - anon id: 4b8ab9d2
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If you like Vista, you may as well upgrade to Win7. It's faster, both in boot time and general use, and fixes certain inconveniences about Vista, like UAC
#58 - notsofunnycomedy
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(01/01/2012) [-]
what if some of the people aren't stupid, but instead they were masters of the art of trolling
User avatar #21 - stukka
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> Customer phones work.
> I look up his details from a reference number.
> I say "Is that Mr Cockburn?"
> He says "It's Coburn you idiot" (that's apparently how it's pronounced).
> I say "Sorry Sir, but I've got Cockburn here."
> Everyone else in the office looks round at me, having only heard my side of the conversation.
#11 - bloodseel
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MFW rotating circle 45 degrees