oh shit. Tell me how your anus feels after this tinyurl.com/greatestreligion. IS A SIN IT SAYS 80 TAMEST WE MINT READ THE OLD TESTAMENT so SHUT LIP ABOUT STANIN
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Tell me how your anus feels after this tinyurl.com/greatestreligion

IS A SIN IT SAYS 80
TAMEST WE MINT READ
THE OLD TESTAMENT so SHUT LIP ABOUT
STANING. THE NEW TESTAMENT SAYS
WRONG FIRST DEEP
VERSE HERPITY
I do net permit a woman to teach
or to assume authority ever a man;
she must be quiet."
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#5 - pedobearsuncle (12/31/2011) [+] (6 replies)
It says homosexuality is a sin in Leviticus. That is Old Testament. This bitch just went full retard.
User avatar #27 - MrSmurf (12/31/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Legit conversation I had with this chick:

Her: "OMG GOD HATES GAYS. THEY'RE SO GROSS"
Me: "Who said God hates gays?"
Her: "It's in the bible, DUH."
Me: "It also says women need to be quiet and give sex to their husbands whenever their husband wants it."
Her: "YOU CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE SERIOUSLY. IT'S OLD, THINGS HAVE CHANGED."
Me: "Then how do you know what still stands?"
Her: "YOU JUST DO!"
Me: "Well what if you're wrong and God doesn't hate gays anymore?"
Her: "That's not possible!"
Me: "And why not?"
Her: "BECAUSE IT'S UN-BIBLICAL!!"

I was then suspended for smacking a bitch.
#59 - indigoflows (12/31/2011) [+] (15 replies)
im gay and a christian so 						****					 yo 						****
im gay and a christian so **** yo ****
User avatar #207 - drunkturtle (12/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The bible does say homosexuality is wrong, but it also says that a woman could be stoned for having sex out of wedlock and working on Sunday is punishable by death. Why do people listen to one thing the bible say and not the other? All or nothing man...
User avatar #17 - bloodseel (12/31/2011) [+] (51 replies)
I am a Christian. I am proud of being one. I am not perfect but I understand the values of choice, because I chose to be a Christian. I have no problems with homosexuals nor do I have a problem with other religions. What I do have a problem with is people shoving their views down my throat. Namely (and this is a generalisation) Atheists.
User avatar #194 - delightfulgooch (12/31/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Something all religions can agree on:

Mormons can be annoying as ****
#91 - phineask (12/31/2011) [+] (12 replies)
Everyone's wrong.   
It doesn't matter if you're atheist, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Rastafarian, Zoroastrian, Scientologist, or any other iteration of religious or nonreligious.   
Everyone's wrong, because you can't prove yourself right. No reason to argue about it.   
I don't think there is a God.   
You might.   
And that's alright.   
We don't need to hate each other because we have different faiths.   
There are so many other, better reasons for us to hate each other.   
Like the fact that I'm a huge prick.
Everyone's wrong.
It doesn't matter if you're atheist, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Rastafarian, Zoroastrian, Scientologist, or any other iteration of religious or nonreligious.
Everyone's wrong, because you can't prove yourself right. No reason to argue about it.
I don't think there is a God.
You might.
And that's alright.
We don't need to hate each other because we have different faiths.
There are so many other, better reasons for us to hate each other.
Like the fact that I'm a huge prick.
#577 - timeforsp (12/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#356 - iamnewhere ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
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Bitch got served.
#461 - irishsoulja (12/31/2011) [+] (9 replies)
OK hold the **** up y'all cos Imma bout to bible logic all of you. Yes, in whatever passage it is mentioned, it says that "Homosexuality is an abomination". Now I am a Catholic with nothing against the gays, you know why? Because my school gave us religious education and told us why the church doesn't actually hate the gays. You see back when the bible was written, they had different meanings for words we use today. So when they wrote down the term "Abomination" that actually translates to the word "Unusual" in this modern day.
So back then, they saw it as "Unusual" for men to sleep with men, or women to sleep with women. They didn't actually hate them, they just thought it was strange because it was quite unheard of back then.
I wish I could get a moment alone with the WBC leader just so I can completely logic and disprove all of his beliefs in a matter of 5 minutes.
#534 - coonmix (12/31/2011) [-]
Conversation with this guy:
Him: Homosexuality is wrong and disgusting.
Me: What? Bitch, you keep on telling us about lesbian porn that you watch when no one gives a **** .
Him: Yeah, when girls do it's okay.
Me: ...What? What's the ******* difference?
Him: Well it's hot. With guys it's gross.
Me: So if something appeals to you it's okay. If it doesn't it's immoral?
Him: Yeah.
*punch him in the stomach*
#412 - zoidbergxxv (12/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#413 to #412 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2011) [-]
Clap Clap.
#604 - Captindocs (12/31/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a Christain. I have the bible. Is says specifically that being homosexual is a sin Well actually it says its an enormous sin. But, it also says to ask for forgiveness when you sin. So you just have to pray a ton of times.
User avatar #609 to #604 - magicmace (12/31/2011) [-]
I think they pray a lot while having sex.

"God please don't let his massive dick rip me in two"
is just one example of what they say, or so I'm told o-o.
#52 - breakfastlunch (12/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#681 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
My grandma's christian, and I once brought up the subject of gays. She said "Oh, Christians accept everybody, homosexual, gay, straight, as long as we don't hurt eachother."
wat.
#659 - iambansky (12/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I hate people who say that gay marriage is wrong because, "the bible says it's wrong!!" Those people are dumbasses. If someone would just say, "To think about two men *********** each other and two woman having scissor sex dries up my vagina and softens my PENIS", that would be a valid argument. JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN A BOOK DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!!! I can't go to the white house and give him all my Green Lantern comics and say, "I WANT A GREEN RING!!!!" I'd be shot o.O.
User avatar #511 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (12/31/2011) [+] (26 replies)
... **** all other religions, I'm worshipping the nine divines.
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