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pedobearsuncle (12/31/2011) [+]
(6 replies)
It says homosexuality is a sin in Leviticus. That is Old Testament. This bitch just went full retard.
#27
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MrSmurf (12/31/2011) [+]
(17 replies)
Legit conversation I had with this chick:
Her: "OMG GOD HATES GAYS. THEY'RE SO GROSS"
Me: "Who said God hates gays?"
Her: "It's in the bible, DUH."
Me: "It also says women need to be quiet and give sex to their husbands whenever their husband wants it."
Her: "YOU CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE SERIOUSLY. IT'S OLD, THINGS HAVE CHANGED."
Me: "Then how do you know what still stands?"
Her: "YOU JUST DO!"
Me: "Well what if you're wrong and God doesn't hate gays anymore?"
Her: "That's not possible!"
Me: "And why not?"
Her: "BECAUSE IT'S UN-BIBLICAL!!"
I was then suspended for smacking a bitch.
Her: "OMG GOD HATES GAYS. THEY'RE SO GROSS"
Me: "Who said God hates gays?"
Her: "It's in the bible, DUH."
Me: "It also says women need to be quiet and give sex to their husbands whenever their husband wants it."
Her: "YOU CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE SERIOUSLY. IT'S OLD, THINGS HAVE CHANGED."
Me: "Then how do you know what still stands?"
Her: "YOU JUST DO!"
Me: "Well what if you're wrong and God doesn't hate gays anymore?"
Her: "That's not possible!"
Me: "And why not?"
Her: "BECAUSE IT'S UN-BIBLICAL!!"
I was then suspended for smacking a bitch.
#207
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drunkturtle (12/31/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
The bible does say homosexuality is wrong, but it also says that a woman could be stoned for having sex out of wedlock and working on Sunday is punishable by death. Why do people listen to one thing the bible say and not the other? All or nothing man...
#17
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bloodseel (12/31/2011) [+]
(51 replies)
I am a Christian. I am proud of being one. I am not perfect but I understand the values of choice, because I chose to be a Christian. I have no problems with homosexuals nor do I have a problem with other religions. What I do have a problem with is people shoving their views down my throat. Namely (and this is a generalisation) Atheists.
#194
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delightfulgooch (12/31/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
Something all religions can agree on:
Mormons can be annoying as fuck
Mormons can be annoying as fuck
#91
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phineask (12/31/2011) [+]
(12 replies)
Everyone's wrong.
It doesn't matter if you're atheist, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Rastafarian, Zoroastrian, Scientologist, or any other iteration of religious or nonreligious.
Everyone's wrong, because you can't prove yourself right. No reason to argue about it.
I don't think there is a God.
You might.
And that's alright.
We don't need to hate each other because we have different faiths.
There are so many other, better reasons for us to hate each other.
Like the fact that I'm a huge prick.
It doesn't matter if you're atheist, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Rastafarian, Zoroastrian, Scientologist, or any other iteration of religious or nonreligious.
Everyone's wrong, because you can't prove yourself right. No reason to argue about it.
I don't think there is a God.
You might.
And that's alright.
We don't need to hate each other because we have different faiths.
There are so many other, better reasons for us to hate each other.
Like the fact that I'm a huge prick.
#461
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irishsoulja ONLINE (12/31/2011) [+]
(9 replies)
OK hold the fuck up y'all cos Imma bout to bible logic all of you. Yes, in whatever passage it is mentioned, it says that "Homosexuality is an abomination". Now I am a Catholic with nothing against the gays, you know why? Because my school gave us religious education and told us why the church doesn't actually hate the gays. You see back when the bible was written, they had different meanings for words we use today. So when they wrote down the term "Abomination" that actually translates to the word "Unusual" in this modern day.
So back then, they saw it as "Unusual" for men to sleep with men, or women to sleep with women. They didn't actually hate them, they just thought it was strange because it was quite unheard of back then.
I wish I could get a moment alone with the WBC leader just so I can completely logic and disprove all of his beliefs in a matter of 5 minutes.
So back then, they saw it as "Unusual" for men to sleep with men, or women to sleep with women. They didn't actually hate them, they just thought it was strange because it was quite unheard of back then.
I wish I could get a moment alone with the WBC leader just so I can completely logic and disprove all of his beliefs in a matter of 5 minutes.
#534
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coonmix (12/31/2011) [-] Conversation with this guy:
Him: Homosexuality is wrong and disgusting.
Me: What? Bitch, you keep on telling us about lesbian porn that you watch when no one gives a shit.
Him: Yeah, when girls do it's okay.
Me: ...What? What's the fucking difference?
Him: Well it's hot. With guys it's gross.
Me: So if something appeals to you it's okay. If it doesn't it's immoral?
Him: Yeah.
*punch him in the stomach*
Him: Homosexuality is wrong and disgusting.
Me: What? Bitch, you keep on telling us about lesbian porn that you watch when no one gives a shit.
Him: Yeah, when girls do it's okay.
Me: ...What? What's the fucking difference?
Him: Well it's hot. With guys it's gross.
Me: So if something appeals to you it's okay. If it doesn't it's immoral?
Him: Yeah.
*punch him in the stomach*
#681
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N. Korean citizen (12/31/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
My grandma's christian, and I once brought up the subject of gays. She said "Oh, Christians accept everybody, homosexual, gay, straight, as long as we don't hurt eachother."
wat.
wat.
#659
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iambansky (12/31/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
I hate people who say that gay marriage is wrong because, "the bible says it's wrong!!" Those people are dumbasses. If someone would just say, "To think about two men buttfucking each other and two woman having scissor sex dries up my vagina and softens my PENIS", that would be a valid argument. JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN A BOOK DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!!! I can't go to the white house and give him all my Green Lantern comics and say, "I WANT A GREEN RING!!!!" I'd be shot o.O.
#511
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HAMMATIMEZ (12/31/2011) [+]
(30 replies)
...Fuck all other religions, I'm worshipping the nine divines.
#239
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digivolve (12/31/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
Religious debates everywhere!
It's easy to say homosexuality is a bad thing if you're straight.
But as a homosexual person, I can't comprehend why people are so against my community.
I just want to live a life, with someone I can love.
And fuck you if you try to stop me from that.
<-- How I feel whenever I see people who say Richard Simmonss are going to hell
It's easy to say homosexuality is a bad thing if you're straight.
But as a homosexual person, I can't comprehend why people are so against my community.
I just want to live a life, with someone I can love.
And fuck you if you try to stop me from that.
<-- How I feel whenever I see people who say Richard Simmonss are going to hell
