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Someone have to say it

Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me a holiday coal !
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Friend: I usually brush my
teeth befire breakfast
You: Brushing your teeth
befire breakfast is like
cleaning your ass before
taking a **** .
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Submitted: 12/30/2011
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#1 - gnillort (12/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**gnillort rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at Im I the only one? ** < what I eat for breakfast.
User avatar #51 - piplh (12/31/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Any Dentist will tell you to brush your teeth BEFORE you eat breakfast.

In terms of oral health it is much better to do it before because it gets rid of plaque which is the number one cause of tooth decay, gingivitis and periodontal diseases.

But more importantly the reasoning behind this is that if you have acidic foods/drinks such as orange juice then you will be lowering the pH of your mouth (ie. your mouth will be acidic), a low pH is a bad thing for your teeth as it causes deminerlization.

Imagine that your tooth is a reservoir of minerals, now you have just had breakfast with all the orange juice and sugary cereals and jam etc and the acid level in your mouth is very high. Your tooth is essentially being dissolved! If you brush your teeth immediately after this, you are brushing away the minerals from your teeth and eventually your teeth are going to become very sensitive!

By brushing BEFORE you have breakfast you are disrupting the plaque biofilm and creating clean tooth surfaces whilst also minimizing the risk of tooth loss by erosion.
#59 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I...clean before and after I take a ****
#60 to #59 - poutinesalad (12/31/2011) [-]
lets face it, you just like things to touch your butthole.
lets face it, you just like things to touch your butthole.
#15 - biggrand (12/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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I like to fire my gun before I aim
#119 - josieabby (12/31/2011) [-]
MFW I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth
MFW I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth
#122 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/31/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Brushie brushie brushie.
Brushie brushie brushie.
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#81 - iAmSoFTW Comment deleted by storkillen [+] (21 replies)
#88 to #81 - DrPeper (12/31/2011) [-]
I've lived 15 years and not once has bacteria killed me because i brush my teeth after i eat breakfast.
#8 - RovioFin (12/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Let's think our mouth is a city witch is going to get attacked. Do you want to bring the reinforcements before the battle to defend your city or after to clean up the mess? Of course you want to prevent the damage from happening not just to clean up or repair the damage afterward. Brushing your teeth is not just cleaning the food out of your mouth but to defend you teeth from an acid attack. Eat bubblegum or use mouthwash if you have problems with bad breath.
Let's think our mouth is a city witch is going to get attacked. Do you want to bring the reinforcements before the battle to defend your city or after to clean up the mess? Of course you want to prevent the damage from happening not just to clean up or repair the damage afterward. Brushing your teeth is not just cleaning the food out of your mouth but to defend you teeth from an acid attack. Eat bubblegum or use mouthwash if you have problems with bad breath.
#234 - nuketowns (12/31/2011) [-]
MFW My dad would always tell me to brush my teeth before breakfast

#29 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Im sorry sir, but you are really stupid.
If you wake up, your mouth is full of bacteria, since spit doesnt move at night, so you have to brush your teeth before you swallow the bacteria with food.
User avatar #32 to #29 - tigronn (12/31/2011) [-]
who gives a ****
#261 - surnukuur (12/31/2011) [-]
So you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
User avatar #41 - breadstickez (12/31/2011) [+] (11 replies)
I don't brush in the morning, it makes me sick haha.
User avatar #27 - cpldbltap (12/31/2011) [-]
plus, the mintiness of the toothpaste ruins your breakfast :(
#124 - MatthewDMerrill (12/31/2011) [-]
I use to do that and then my mom made me drink orange juice with breakfast.
Try brushing your teeth then drinking some orange juice.
#265 - mythsoul (12/31/2011) [-]
Toothpaste leaves a shield on your enamel.
#242 - riceremix (12/31/2011) [-]
wait, I thought everyone cleans their ass before eating breakfast?
#130 - lolzordz (12/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i think i've read somewhere that food softens the teeth surface and that brushing them after food wears them down...
#245 - marinoff (12/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #237 - xxDestinyxx (12/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Except for the fact that brushing immediately after a meal ends up doing more harm than good....rips away all of the enamel after the acids in the food eat away at it.

Still funny though. +1 thumb.
User avatar #34 - Gragon (12/31/2011) [-]
when i was 3 i woke up and brushed my teeth then went downstairs to eat breakfast. After my cereal was done i went to go watch cartoons. My parents told me i had to brush my teeth. i said i did that before i came downstairs. they said you brushed your teeth to clean food out of them and i realized that brushing my teeth wasn't useless BS
sorry to waste anyone's time i just felt like sharing
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