Someone have to say it. Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me
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Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me a holiday coal !
Edit 30/12 23:35 OMG! Top 100! Thanks guys! never made it this far
Edit 31/12 00:20 Top 80... is this real life?...more »

Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me a holiday coal !
Edit 30/12 23:35 OMG! Top 100! Thanks guys! never made it this far
Edit 31/12 00:20 Top 80... is this real life?
Edit 31/12 09:08 There went my frontpagr virginity! Thanks everyone
Edit 31/12 13:37 5th spot on frontpage!! Sweet ;P

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Friend: I usually brush my
teeth befire breakfast
You: Brushing your teeth
befire breakfast is like
cleaning your ass before
taking a **** .
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Submitted: 12/30/2011
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#305 - anonymous (01/08/2012) [-]
It's actually worse to brush your teeth after a meal. First of all, you brush your teeth in the morning to get rid of all the bacteria that accumulated overnight (as opposed to swallowing them). Second, and most importantly, acids in the food that you eat temporarily weaken your enamel, which causes it to be stripped away when you brush.
#297 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
Again. More 9gag **** on frontpage. And the fj community complains about how 9gag steals from fj? Yeah. Retards.
#296 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
I loled
I thumbed
This deserves front page
#290 - avengedvengeance (12/31/2011) [-]
I always brush my teeth before breakfast.

I always think to myself 'What the **** am i doing!?'
#289 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
I always ask my friends they do that, they just say that is common
thumb up to this comic
User avatar #285 - robxsandwich (12/31/2011) [-]
According to Amir, cleaning your ass before you **** saves time
#282 - xcrisisx (12/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #281 - inxanecraze (12/31/2011) [-]
Wiping before you **** is a time saver. Refer to this video...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k30...
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User avatar #277 - eziodt (12/31/2011) [-]
*Someone had to say it

OP you have some grammar problems.
User avatar #278 to #277 - storkillen (12/31/2011) [-]
did it in the middle of the night so I was kind off tired and didn't notice :P thanks for pointing out in a nice way :)
User avatar #274 - megashot (12/31/2011) [-]
i only brush my teeth before bed i'm to lazy to brush them before breakfast, and i've never had a hole never will
#269 - tkgm (12/31/2011) [-]
Now that's ******** . After sleeping you often have a weird taste in your mouth and combined with food, it's getting worse. So you brush your teeth and rinse out your mouth with water and it won't taste like toothpaste anymore; problem solved.
#272 to #269 - kesolukt (12/31/2011) [-]
Same goes for after breakfast
#279 to #273 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
#286 to #284 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
#271 to #269 - trolleng (12/31/2011) [-]
was going to brush my teeth but then I took food to the .. oh never mind.
#268 - repostisism (12/31/2011) [-]
I thought so too until I watched dr phil (dont ask) and he said to brush your teeth as soon as you get up before breakfast?
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#266 - celtek (12/31/2011) [-]
**celtek rolled a random image posted in comment #1019521 at FJ Pony Thread ** its not funny
#265 - mythsoul (12/31/2011) [-]
Toothpaste leaves a shield on your enamel.
#261 - surnukuur (12/31/2011) [-]
So you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
#259 - KingJessen (12/31/2011) [-]
I dont get why people brush before they eat.. Wont their food just taste all minty from the toothpaste? o.O
#258 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
Actually, this is wrong. It doesn't matter whether you brush your teeth before or after a meal, that's just a common misconception. So it's wrong to compare this with ass-wiping.
Just sayin'.
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