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Someone have to say it. Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me

Real gross when people say things like that IF you have steam add storkillen1997, and also it's would be awsome if someone could send me a holiday coal !
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Friend: I usually brush my
teeth befire breakfast
You: Brushing your teeth
befire breakfast is like
cleaning your ass before
taking a shit.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - gnillort
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**gnillort rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at Im I the only one? ** < what I eat for breakfast.
#23 to #1 - yummynomnom
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**yummynomnom rolled a random image posted in comment #434 at Hey Bronies.... ** <<<< what I eat
#24 to #1 - nesse
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#216 to #1 - machinegecko
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**machinegecko rolled a random image posted in comment #1050210 at FJ Pony Thread ** What I eat for breakfast.... **** yeah....
#47 to #1 - hipnogoat
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#13 to #1 - fignewtonz
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#2 to #1 - gnillort
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that's one balanced-ass meal, bitches.
User avatar #51 - piplh
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Any Dentist will tell you to brush your teeth BEFORE you eat breakfast.

In terms of oral health it is much better to do it before because it gets rid of plaque which is the number one cause of tooth decay, gingivitis and periodontal diseases.

But more importantly the reasoning behind this is that if you have acidic foods/drinks such as orange juice then you will be lowering the pH of your mouth (ie. your mouth will be acidic), a low pH is a bad thing for your teeth as it causes deminerlization.

Imagine that your tooth is a reservoir of minerals, now you have just had breakfast with all the orange juice and sugary cereals and jam etc and the acid level in your mouth is very high. Your tooth is essentially being dissolved! If you brush your teeth immediately after this, you are brushing away the minerals from your teeth and eventually your teeth are going to become very sensitive!

By brushing BEFORE you have breakfast you are disrupting the plaque biofilm and creating clean tooth surfaces whilst also minimizing the risk of tooth loss by erosion.
#58 to #51 - rokkarokkaali
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**rokkarokkaali rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Hitmonlee ** whats in between my teeth
#182 to #51 - aradair
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is it weird that i knew that?
User avatar #141 to #51 - thedarkdefender
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So should I also brush after breakfast too?
#275 to #51 - poopmegusta
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User avatar #56 to #51 - KillYourself
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are you a wizard dentist?
User avatar #66 to #56 - piplh
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Nope, not a Dentist, just used the magical powers of the Internet. I also asked my Dentist this very question.
User avatar #70 to #66 - KillYourself
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>magical powers
I was right with my first guess!
#59 - neoexdeath
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I...clean before and after I take a ****
#60 to #59 - poutinesalad
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lets face it, you just like things to touch your butthole.
lets face it, you just like things to touch your butthole.
#15 - biggrand
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This image has expired
I like to fire my gun before I aim
User avatar #49 to #15 - KillYourself
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i laughed so hard at this and i don't even know why
#143 to #15 - epicjolteon
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are you a wizard clone trooper?
#119 - josieabby
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MFW I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth
MFW I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth
#122 - grimmwaters
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Brushie brushie brushie.
Brushie brushie brushie.
#127 to #122 - josieabby
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#131 to #127 - grimmwaters
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#170 to #169 - ainoninom
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#175 to #174 - ainoninom
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^lol
^lol
#246 to #175 - yipkendu
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#303 to #246 - ainoninom
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#81 - iAmSoFTW
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#94 to #81 - anon id: f26c0db2
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Sometimes, it's okay to eat bacteria.
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#146 to #81 - Afrew
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I SENSE AN IMMENSE RETARDED POWER BUILDING UP FROM THIS USER
User avatar #102 to #81 - swimmingprodigy
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what's wrong with swallowing bacteria? What do you think **** is? What do you think helps digest the food that enters your colon? It's all bacteria. Except your **** is dead bacteria. So that bacteria you swallow you just **** out later, kinda like corn
#104 to #102 - iAmSoFTW
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my god, you're dumb. think of it this way retard, its like eating mold...
User avatar #106 to #104 - swimmingprodigy
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mold is different; mold is a spore, not bacteria. Mold is harmful but the bacteria in your mouth cant kill you. When you swallow it your stomach acid immediately dissolves it and you **** it out later.
#109 to #106 - iAmSoFTW
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k when u awake tomorow, get a glass of water and swish it around ur mouth and swallow, your stomachs gono hurt like a ****** within an hour. i never said this can kill you, im just saying this picture is ******* retarded and its not healthy to not brush as soon as you awake.
#86 to #81 - sirpsychosexy
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User avatar #84 to #81 - carmasterzaib
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take it easy , just a joke ............ don't have to be a numb digger about it
#96 to #84 - npfortytwo
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NUMB DIGGER
#105 to #81 - ColdBeets
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Do you know how much bacteria is in your mouth at any given time? Do you realize how much germs swarm all over and inside your body? What about all those people in the world who don't brush before breakfast? I don't hear of massive epidemics stemming from not brushing before breakfast.
#111 to #105 - iAmSoFTW
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do you know how much bacteria is in your mouth when u wake up compared to right now? do some ******* research kids, dont just rage and thumb down my comment (not that i give a **** anyways this sites ******* ****)
User avatar #115 to #111 - tigum
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If you don't give a **** why did you comment? You're either a bad troll or a dumbass. Take your pick
#88 to #81 - DrPeper
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I've lived 15 years and not once has bacteria killed me because i brush my teeth after i eat breakfast.
User avatar #90 to #88 - onlygirlonline
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Do you know where that picture is from?
#98 to #90 - dreamthrow
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Comment Picture

#95 to #90 - ThirteenthNova
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Its from The Iron Giant
#123 to #95 - onlygirlonline
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Thank you! :DDD   
   
Picture unrelated.
Thank you! :DDD

Picture unrelated.
User avatar #92 to #90 - DrPeper
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My reaction folder.
#199 to #88 - ColdBeets
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Impressive. I've died twice from not brushing before breakfast, however do you manage it?
#300 to #199 - DrPeper
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How could you possibly die from it?
#8 - RovioFin
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Let's think our mouth is a city witch is going to get attacked. Do you want to bring the reinforcements before the battle to defend your city or after to clean up the mess? Of course you want to prevent the damage from happening not just to clean up or repair the damage afterward. Brushing your teeth is not just cleaning the food out of your mouth but to defend you teeth from an acid attack. Eat bubblegum or use mouthwash if you have problems with bad breath.
Let's think our mouth is a city witch is going to get attacked. Do you want to bring the reinforcements before the battle to defend your city or after to clean up the mess? Of course you want to prevent the damage from happening not just to clean up or repair the damage afterward. Brushing your teeth is not just cleaning the food out of your mouth but to defend you teeth from an acid attack. Eat bubblegum or use mouthwash if you have problems with bad breath.
User avatar #28 to #8 - daelril
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not to mention that putting toothpaste in your mouth when you are still feeling the taste of bacon or lucky charms is the worst feeling in the world
User avatar #9 to #8 - mads
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wow a magical being that runs the town that is your mouth. 'City Witch'
#10 to #9 - RovioFin
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damn...english is not my native and I didn't spell check...
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#234 - nuketowns
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MFW My dad would always tell me to brush my teeth before breakfast

#29 - anon id: 3a99d147
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Im sorry sir, but you are really stupid.
If you wake up, your mouth is full of bacteria, since spit doesnt move at night, so you have to brush your teeth before you swallow the bacteria with food.
User avatar #36 to #29 - uhidk
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but i don't want my eggs and bacon to taste minty.
User avatar #32 to #29 - tigronn
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who gives a ****