True Story

Orally raped.
By a bear.

or bowser.

inb4 massive shitstorm

He's this mythical dinosaur who has issues when it comes to living up to social standards. I think he might have some form of a psychological disease because he won't quit kidnapping this one girl and attempting to put her in multiple castles, even thought she's WAY out of his league. To top it all off, he keeps trying to fry this plumber with his fire breath, when all the plumber wants to do is clean that girl's pipes. He has little turd-like minions and just walk back and forth everywhere, and hired turtles even though they're pretty much useless. I don't know how he turned half of them red, but I'm not going to question his processes.

MFW I comment on this when it was still
in the newest uploads and it reaches the
front page, while getting the comment I made
into the top comments.

the internet.. where bears have spiked dicks

You were a fish.

15 hours earlier, my friend and you sir, would have ALL the thumbs.

I'll get over it.

That makes sense..

You died choking on a dick.

I have a birthmark on my temple on my head. I'm in the hospital every other month for cat scans because of head aches.
Shot in the head. Easily.

Don't ever have sex with a cat. They have barbed PENISes. They ruin you for all the other cats.

Either that or cancer.

ive got a faint ring around my neck

take a shower.

It's cool bro. I'm black. <3

I'm not the only one...

Get over here bro.

That's where you covered yourself in the explosion

BITCH PLEASE
I have one on my dick.
Why my dick.

Maybe this is why
and yes pic is very much so related

oh god no.
let it not be that

Let us hope it wasnt
ive got chills now everywhere

i have one on the side of my nuts, i wonder what i ever done to deserve that

excactly, cause thats just messed up beyond recogniton

Insanity wolf raped you with his rake

my sister had a birthmark on her foot and knee she also was skyrim guard

Anyway, how did you found that out?!

do you really want to know?

How the fuck did you find a birthmark inside of your ass?

I have a birthmark on the same place...

holy shit which leg? because i have a birthmark on the exact same place but on the right side.

My birthmark is my right leg.

**badmmetsevilftw rolls 55**

DUBS CHECK EM!

Must've been killed by OP

Bro...me to...Left cheek or right cheek?

Does that mean all black people used to be a jew?




Onwards to hell :D

fuckin' napalm

pics or lie

Which butt cheek?