Bitch Please. Really, this happened?<br /> bitch please. WHY FAZES TWIGHLIGHT STORY IS COMPLETE l, Twighlight is obviously to the education process. It is
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Bitch Please

Really, this happened?<br />
bitch please

WHY FAZES TWIGHLIGHT STORY IS COMPLETE ********
l, Twighlight is obviously to the education process. It is an unrelated thing
to what you are learning in school. Therefore, you can opt out of it ifyou feel
neccessary. Or you should have been notified about the movie,
2. You did not get kicked out for cussing? or Playing with your Phone? Bitch Please
3. So, you already had a detention (I don' t like it there, its boring), and you did not have
supervision down to the detention room. Ya right.
4. You logged into a computer during a event. No person, even the
librarian/ staff noticed you walk into the room? Bitch Please
S, You accessed the SCHOOL' S MAIN ACCOUNT. While using your friends account. If
you can explain how you accessed the mainframe while accessing your friends account
which doesn' t have access to that stuff), this is impossible
ti, See the red circle? That would be the desk of the moderator of the room. Even if
you did sneek past them, do you think that no one in the school was monitoring the
computers? No one noticed the sole person that logged onto the computer, was able
to access files, and change them with no one noticing? Bitch Please.
It Teachers laughing. ********
8. How do you lock a computer? I' m interested.
9. U claim to b yet u talk like dis the hole time
IO, YOU JUMPED OUT A ******* WINDOW?!?!?!?!?! Why, so you wouldn' t get
caught? Seeing as yo how you' ye been a ninja up to now, why would you decide to be
cautious?
ll, Jumping out the window with it in a courtyard would be a good idea, but outside
the school would get you in deep **** . So not only did you use your phone, cuss, yell
faggot, hack into a computer, got into a romm illegaly, you also decided to leave
school properly. Just to miss twilight? You have to be the dumbest person I have ever
met.
12. FYI ADMIN. ifyou see this. i believe it says "You have to be 18 to make an
account" hehehehehe.
So, here' s my portrayal of the events,
**** THIS LOL KUL
DETENTION
LOL OK
GOING TO HACK INTO THE SCHOOLS
SYSTEMS. LOL THE COMPUTER PEOPLE
DIDN' T EVEN NOTICE ME SNEAK IN
AND ILL PULL OUT THIS FLASH
DRIVE WHICH I MAGICLY GOT
FROM MY BACKPACK, EVEN 2
THOUGH I HAVE TO WEAR A
SCHOOL UNIFORM FOR GYM
YAY NOONE NOTICED ME JUMP OUT
A WINDOW SO COOL LOL
ILL POST THIS ON FUNNYJUNK
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User avatar #1 - PointsMan (03/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Spelling is a little off but I'm glad other people recognize these ******* morons for what they are. Do they really expect to gain respect on FJ?
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#22 - Smashleigh Comment deleted by OH RLLY YA RLLY [+] (6 replies)
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#80 - Macfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #56 - Son of a glitch (03/31/2010) [+] (2 replies)
It's spelled Twilight.
User avatar #61 to #58 - bloodeetampon (03/31/2010) [-]
OH RLLY? I'M ADDICTED TO CAPS LOCK. I SEE YOU ARE TOO
User avatar #51 - ConorKluth (03/31/2010) [-]
All I read after point 6 or so was

"Bitch? Bitch bitch please, please bitch, bitch please, please please bitch please bitch bitch please twilight bitch please bitch please he lied bitch please."
User avatar #25 - pedotiger (03/31/2010) [+] (6 replies)
whether its made up or not... why do you even give a **** ?
#29 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [-]
I give a **** .
I hate when people make up stupid stories to get some cheap thumbs
User avatar #71 - Seventeen (03/31/2010) [+] (5 replies)
You're assuming too much. For a kick off, how the hell do you know what his IT room looks like? I know it is perfectly possible to do everything he described at my old school...

Not being accompanied to the detention room? So? Why do you find this so hard to believe? You don't go to his school; different schools work differently.

And finally; bitch please, I jumped out of a window at school...
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#81 to #79 - Macfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#14 - Faz has deleted their comment [+] (17 replies)
#30 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [-]
14 huh? Might I point you to point #12?
User avatar #74 - longlivetheking (03/31/2010) [-]
are you guys also forgetting what he did once he was logged on? honestly how the **** is it possible to easily do any of those things in the time he was given.
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [+] (3 replies)
it's far fetched but it coulda happened. ever heard of ground floor windows? poor server security and lets not forget teachers are people too? they are capable of humour. twat.
#48 to #46 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [-]
you have a point. i apologize.
#43 - wrecker (03/31/2010) [-]
lolz....way too much time on your hands, but **** that was funny.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many time did you say bitch please ?
Bitch please.
#7 - Abion (03/31/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Answer to #8:

-Ctrl+Alt+Delete
-"Lock This Computer"

Answer to everything else:

- **** happens
#3 - AsianPedobear (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Faz must think we're ******* idiots. Seconds before this ******** wouldve happened he was kicked out. I would be on his ass about it if I was a teacher.
User avatar #62 - bloodeetampon (03/31/2010) [-]
BITCH PLEASE
#60 - ROFLsyrup (03/31/2010) [-]
what's it matter if it was real or not?
It was original, and it was entertaining.
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2010) [-]
Didnt happen. Guys a noob liar. People who rant about their day always lie. like the oen dude who said he was a black belt.
#41 - Robtg (03/31/2010) [-]
does it really matter dude. even if it is fake it made for a cheap laugh so w/e
#39 - herpderp (03/31/2010) [-]
stop thinking so much into the ******* joke. DON'T LIKE THE ******* THING.. PRESS THE NEXT BUTTON, FAGGOT.
User avatar #33 - niloboy (03/31/2010) [-]
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats **** **** off
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