How to cook bacon: German style

#23 to #18 - mrbelvedered (12/30/2011) [-]

made my fucking day.

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#53 - Deathscar ONLINE (12/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)

TO THE MYTHBUSTERS!

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#90 to #53 - faithrider (12/30/2011) [-]

1. can bacon be cooked on the barrel of a gun in the manner depicted.
2. multiple guns with various bullets. attach bacon as seen in photo
3. fire guns
4. observe bacon.
5. busted
6. can bacon be cooked via explosives
7. profit????

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#6 - darkknightrises (12/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)

FPS Russia, is that you?

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#95 - saladtongsofdeath (12/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)

**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #1170291 at FJ Pony Thread ** really? i thought germans just put it in the oven, like everthing else

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#129 to #95 - skorn (12/30/2011) [-]

Here, I already have mine. I laughed so hard at this.

#109 to #95 - ThatKidYouKnow (12/30/2011) [-]

I cook bacon in a fry pan. Just saying.

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#107 to #95 - duthar ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]

Why does the picture make this funnier?

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#101 - akittywithaguitar (12/30/2011) [-]

I totally see FPSRussia and Epic Meal Time doing this...

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#68 - dannyisbest **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)

yesterday it was russian style

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#77 to #68 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2011) [-]

but its an german MG3

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#81 to #77 - betterguygreg (12/30/2011) [-]

Its an mg42

#94 to #81 - kadam (12/30/2011) [-]

Its an MG3. The modern variant of the MG42. Basically the same in principle, however it fires the 7.62 x 51 NATO round rather than the older 7.92x57mm Mauser round.

#96 to #81 - ichbinlegion ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]

its an MG3, a successor of the Mg42... (the Mg42 isn't in Use since 70 years...)

#119 to #68 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2011) [-]

can someone please tell me what the hell that face is?

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#29 - coolfool (12/30/2011) [+] (10 replies)

Guys, i play video games, i know about guns.

That's a Kalashnikov AK-47

Here a article about it : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10_...

pic related, its the gun.

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#39 to #29 - CiaranPM (12/30/2011) [-]

You're a fucking idiot.

That's not an AK-47, it's an MP5.

Here's a link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human...

Pic related, it's a variant of the gun (note: this is the military variant)

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#40 to #39 - coolfool (12/30/2011) [-]

Did you know that about 31% of males have a vertical PENIS angle of 60 to 85 degrees?..

.. well i do know..

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#41 to #40 - CiaranPM (12/30/2011) [-]

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#31 to #29 - ClarkJK (12/30/2011) [-]

Idiot.

I read books. I know guns.
It's a M79 grenade launcher

Here's an article about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus

< pic related, its the gun from another angle

#75 to #29 - uppercasename (12/30/2011) [-]

this is a beretta

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro...

#67 to #29 - McorncakeM (12/30/2011) [-]

i do to , i know sooo many guns

this is an m16

pic related , its the gun

#55 to #29 - maximuz (12/30/2011) [-]

Kewl...check this out, a fox shooting a high-powered sniper rifle, this fox is acurate up to 200 tards...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck...

#32 to #29 - acar (12/30/2011) [-]

LOL!! The link is lawls

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#62 to #29 - thesovietdude (12/30/2011) [-]

no dude its not an ak 47 and just because u play video games doesnt mean u are a macho man gun identifier i kno what an ak 47 is my country (Russia) has been using
ak 47's for a long time now so no its not ak 47 besides ive been in the army i used an ak i kno wat it looks like {not tryin to bitch our brag i respect your opinion :) }

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#140 to #132 - uerthe (12/30/2011) [-]

lol'd

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#83 to #44 - kickinwing **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]

FPS RUSSIA!!!

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#10 - MusicalLyrical (12/29/2011) [-]

Great now there's going to be hundreds of comments from 'weapon experts'

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#43 - jremzthedragon (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**jremzthedragon rolls 97** how to roll: German style

#85 to #43 - mrtrollslayer (12/30/2011) [-]

i dont even speak german and i understand that O_o

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#154 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)

Its a goddamn MG 03! not an MG42.
The MG42 isnt in use since 70 years.
the MG03 is in use in the modern german army, the Bundeswehr!

just stop you fucking CoD "Weapon Experts"

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#158 to #154 - hordeofnuns **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]

My dad was in the Austrian army and they were still using the '42 in 89, dont know about now tho.

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#159 to #154 - azzer (12/30/2011) [-]

ino what you mean, I'm a ww2 reenactor and we buy the mg42 look alike made by Yugoslavia (mg53 i think). that looks more like a slav model than an MG03. as im aware the MG03 used a different type of cocking handle, whereas the pictured weapon has a 42/53 style handle. the sling on the weapon also looks to be a 53 sling, its the same as the 42 but not leather.
also, isn't the mg03 used in battlefield bad company 2? god damn battlefield gamers complaining about COD players.

#160 to #154 - niggermcjew (12/30/2011) [-]

i agree with you completely but CoD can't use the real because they can get sued

#161 to #160 - rikusorax (12/30/2011) [-]

They use a looot of real guns lol

#162 to #161 - niggermcjew (12/30/2011) [-]

the real names i meant sorry i only just woke up and if they did use the real name then that is because they got permission to use it

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#115 - tehlolnoob (12/30/2011) [-]

Mythbusters need to do this.

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#1 - killergrid (12/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)

This will go great when im killing zombies

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#3 to #1 - fritzmeister (12/29/2011) [-]

yeah + u get bacon

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#88 - copycopy (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#114 to #88 - trollsniper **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]

ONCE I'VE SEEN IT NO ONE ELSE GETS TO

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#26 - hamstring (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)

that's how the germans killed my great aunt in aushwitz....

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#57 to #26 - Meowerine (12/30/2011) [-]

Killed by bacon. maybe they'll rethink their views on pork now