How to cook bacon: German style. Do I really need a description? Thanks for the front page . Bacon gun cooking poop
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#18 - moffe (12/30/2011) [-]
#23 to #18 - mrbelvedered (12/30/2011) [-]
made my ******* day.
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#68 - dannyisbest **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #68 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
can someone please tell me what the hell that face is?
#77 to #68 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
but its an german MG3
User avatar #81 to #77 - betterguygreg (12/30/2011) [-]
Its an mg42
#94 to #81 - kadam (12/30/2011) [-]
Its an MG3. The modern variant of the MG42. Basically the same in principle, however it fires the 7.62 x 51 NATO round rather than the older 7.92x57mm Mauser round.
User avatar #96 to #81 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
its an MG3, a successor of the Mg42... (the Mg42 isn't in Use since 70 years...)
#53 - Deathscar (12/30/2011) [-]
TO THE MYTHBUSTERS!
#90 to #53 - faithrider (12/30/2011) [-]
1. can bacon be cooked on the barrel of a gun in the manner depicted.
2. multiple guns with various bullets. attach bacon as seen in photo
3. fire guns
4. observe bacon.
5. busted
6. can bacon be cooked via explosives
7. profit????
#101 - akittywithaguitar (12/30/2011) [-]
I totally see FPSRussia and Epic Meal Time doing this...
I totally see FPSRussia and Epic Meal Time doing this...
#44 - killgate (12/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #10 - MusicalLyrical (12/29/2011) [-]
Great now there's going to be hundreds of comments from 'weapon experts'
#43 - jremzthedragon (12/30/2011) [-]
**jremzthedragon rolls 97** how to roll: German style
User avatar #85 to #43 - mrtrollslayer (12/30/2011) [-]
i dont even speak german and i understand that O_o

#95 - saladtongsofdeath (12/30/2011) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #1170291 at FJ Pony Thread ** really? i thought germans just put it in the oven, like everthing else
#107 to #95 - duthar (12/30/2011) [-]
Why does the picture make this funnier?
User avatar #109 to #95 - ThatKidYouKnow (12/30/2011) [-]
I cook bacon in a fry pan. Just saying.
#129 to #95 - skorn (12/30/2011) [-]
Here, I already have mine. I laughed so hard at this.
#98 to #95 - GWRallyJ (12/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #6 - darkknightrises (12/29/2011) [-]
FPS Russia, is that you?
#88 - copycopy (12/30/2011) [-]
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#80 - thegreentie (12/30/2011) [-]
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#29 - coolfool ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
Guys, i play video games, i know about guns.

That's a Kalashnikov AK-47

Here a article about it : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10_...

pic related, its the gun.
#62 to #29 - thesovietdude (12/30/2011) [-]
no dude its not an ak 47 and just because u play video games doesnt mean u are a macho man gun identifier i kno what an ak 47 is my country (Russia) has been using
ak 47's for a long time now so no its not ak 47 besides ive been in the army i used an ak i kno wat it looks like {not tryin to bitch our brag i respect your opinion :) }
User avatar #32 to #29 - acar (12/30/2011) [-]
LOL!! The link is lawls
#55 to #29 - maximuz (12/30/2011) [-]
Kewl...check this out, a fox shooting a high-powered sniper rifle, this fox is acurate up to 200 tards...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck...
#67 to #29 - McorncakeM (12/30/2011) [-]
i do to , i know sooo many guns

this is an m16

pic related , its the gun
#31 to #29 - ClarkJK (12/30/2011) [-]
Idiot.

I read books. I know guns.
It's a M79 grenade launcher

Here's an article about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus

< pic related, its the gun from another angle
#39 to #29 - CiaranPM (12/30/2011) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.

That's not an AK-47, it's an MP5.

Here's a link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human...

Pic related, it's a variant of the gun (note: this is the military variant)
User avatar #40 to #39 - coolfool ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
Did you know that about 31% of males have a vertical PENIS angle of 60 to 85 degrees?..

.. well i do know..
#26 - hamstring (12/30/2011) [-]
that's how the germans killed my great aunt in aushwitz....
that's how the germans killed my great aunt in aushwitz....
User avatar #57 to #26 - Meowerine ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
Killed by bacon. maybe they'll rethink their views on pork now
User avatar #15 - rustybeardman (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahem,German.
#154 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
Its a goddamn MG 03! not an MG42.
The MG42 isnt in use since 70 years.
the MG03 is in use in the modern german army, the Bundeswehr!

just stop you ******* CoD "Weapon Experts"

#160 to #154 - niggermcjew (12/30/2011) [-]
i agree with you completely but CoD can't use the real because they can get sued
User avatar #161 to #160 - rikusorax (12/30/2011) [-]
They use a looot of real guns lol
#162 to #161 - niggermcjew (12/30/2011) [-]
the real names i meant sorry i only just woke up and if they did use the real name then that is because they got permission to use it
#159 to #154 - azzer (12/30/2011) [-]
ino what you mean, I'm a ww2 reenactor and we buy the mg42 look alike made by Yugoslavia (mg53 i think). that looks more like a slav model than an MG03. as im aware the MG03 used a different type of cocking handle, whereas the pictured weapon has a 42/53 style handle. the sling on the weapon also looks to be a 53 sling, its the same as the 42 but not leather.
also, isn't the mg03 used in battlefield bad company 2? god damn battlefield gamers complaining about COD players.
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User avatar #115 - tehlolnoob (12/30/2011) [-]
Mythbusters need to do this.
#163 - rubberduckycowboy (12/30/2011) [-]
I thought germans preferred gas grills?
User avatar #45 - topleggedskater (12/30/2011) [-]
But wouldn't your bacon taste like gunpowder/gas?
User avatar #46 to #45 - SkuToV (12/30/2011) [-]
nope, it might have a slight hint of gun oil though (smells a bit like tripe/fish) depending on how the weapon is maintained. Although the tinfoil should prevent this. I've gotta try this at some point.
User avatar #47 to #46 - topleggedskater (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, beast. c:
User avatar #50 to #47 - SkuToV (12/30/2011) [-]
Also, the smell of cordite (type of gunpowder used for ballistics) is really good imho. Best thing about shooting.
User avatar #51 to #50 - topleggedskater (12/30/2011) [-]
See, a pussy like me from suburban Florida wouldn't know these things. Hopefully I'll start shooting later in life. I'm a boss with a bow and arrow though. :D
#61 to #51 - firepwns (12/30/2011) [-]
im in suburban Florida, but i still shoot :D
User avatar #63 to #61 - topleggedskater (12/30/2011) [-]
Then your ass is taking me shooting someday haha. I don't know anyone who shoots.

#64 to #63 - firepwns (12/30/2011) [-]
me and my friend do is competiviely we shoot shotgun, rifle, pistol, air rifle, air pistol, and bow and arrow
User avatar #1 - killergrid (12/29/2011) [-]
This will go great when im killing zombies
User avatar #3 to #1 - fritzmeister (12/29/2011) [-]
yeah + u get bacon
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