Morbid Poem. My take on the popular morbid joke Please thumb if you thought it was funny.. the batmann Wee WWI. at the night hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name B morbid channel poem fap fapping
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Morbid Poem. My take on the popular morbid joke Please thumb if you thought it was funny.. the batmann Wee WWI. at the night hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name B

My take on the popular morbid joke


Please thumb if you thought it was funny.

the batmann
Wee WWI. at the night
hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name
But quicker i r membered
l thought I shat my breeches What the ) teaches
Hurriedly I unzipped my pants And tapped towards the darkness
As my teenie weenie grew
E he hanger fen scared
The tap gave me power
But what emerged from the darkness
tii)
Fitted my seat with dread
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #27 - codyxvasco
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Then suddenly a foreign noise....


Hola...
#30 to #27 - gehrkstar
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#29 to #27 - pedrobeard
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bonjour! I am foreign exchange student from paris , ! HA-HA
#38 - poorlydrawnpineapl
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#39 - SwiftNinja
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(12/30/2011) [-]
< The dad
#66 - fallnsoul
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**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #363 at /b/rilliant **
User avatar #124 to #66 - weapsycho
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potato
#134 to #66 - fallnsoul
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Well ****..... everyone fails
User avatar #68 to #66 - shwamboy
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**shwamboy rolls 1**
#70 to #68 - falcke
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2
User avatar #73 to #70 - warmbuns
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**warmbuns rolls 2**
User avatar #94 to #73 - acanadianassassin
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**acanadianassassin rolls 3**
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User avatar #113 to #94 - rulerofmuffins
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**rulerofmuffins rolls 0**
User avatar #99 to #94 - scottza
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**scottza rolls 9**
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#77 to #73 - anon id: f81e340b
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**anonymous rolls 9**
#74 to #73 - falcke
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User avatar #75 to #74 - warmbuns
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Only rolls count, right?
#76 to #75 - falcke
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Yes! indeed!
User avatar #90 to #73 - theCelebratedMrK
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**theCelebratedMrK rolls 5**
#91 to #90 - theCelebratedMrK
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1....2...5!
"3, sir"
3!!
#71 to #68 - zealeybug
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#37 - elitezombiee
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#96 to #83 - jedic
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Non-ryhming poems you say?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Is it something that is worth struggling for?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Is it something so attractive enough to fall and try over and over again?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Let's enjoy taking the pains of finding that out.

If I reach the world that yearn for, it must be a spectacular world.
Even if that world was another pit inside a well.

The key to the new world is the resolve to get out of the well.
Being able to get out or not,
A new world awaits...
User avatar #84 to #83 - urbanknight
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gee, i wonder why?
#86 to #84 - anon id: 14f0b4d4
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Perhaps it was OP, for he is far too sly.
User avatar #87 to #86 - grandmapz
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I find it quite bizarre
User avatar #93 to #87 - hammerofdorn
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that he would ever go that far
#97 to #93 - scottza
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orange
User avatar #100 to #97 - seniorawesomesauce
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door hinge.
#98 to #97 - jedic
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Sporange
#108 to #98 - grandmapz
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User avatar #122 to #86 - weapsycho
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c-c-c-combo breaker!
#129 to #122 - theplazaknight
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#6 - greenwithenvy
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mfw
#72 - allion
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your dad when
your dad when
#69 - alexramirez
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(12/30/2011) [-]
the monsters reaction
#46 - terribletruth
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That works just fine, until this is what is stalking you in the dark...
User avatar #47 to #46 - agentdennis
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imokaywiththis.jpg
User avatar #48 to #46 - niralius
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i don't get why a succubus is such a bad thing...
User avatar #52 to #48 - usernameisshinobi
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It kills you in horrible ways... plus, according to the internet, they often have PENISes. O.o
#101 to #46 - oomiros
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Time to get my rape face
#50 to #46 - yayitzmatt
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Perfect.
User avatar #55 to #50 - ogomer
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Berserker!!! **** YEAH!