Morbid Poem. My take on the popular morbid joke Please thumb if you thought it was funny.. the batmann Wee WWI. at the night hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name B
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Morbid Poem

My take on the popular morbid joke

Please thumb if you thought it was funny.

the batmann
Wee WWI. at the night
hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name
But quicker i r membered
l thought I shat my breeches What the ) teaches
Hurriedly I unzipped my pants And tapped towards the darkness
As my teenie weenie grew
E he hanger fen scared
The tap gave me power
But what emerged from the darkness
tii)
Fitted my seat with dread
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Submitted: 12/29/2011
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User avatar #27 - codyxvasco (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Then suddenly a foreign noise....


Hola...
#39 - SwiftNinja (12/30/2011) [-]
< The dad
#66 - fallnsoul (12/30/2011) [+] (22 replies)
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #363 at /b/rilliant **
User avatar #68 to #66 - shwamboy (12/30/2011) [-]
**shwamboy rolls 1**
+25
#83 - silentmaximko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#6 - greenwithenvy (12/29/2011) [-]
mfw
#72 - allion (12/30/2011) [-]
your dad when
your dad when
#69 - alexramirez (12/30/2011) [-]
the monsters reaction
#46 - terribletruth (12/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
That works just fine, until this is what is stalking you in the dark...
#67 - rodvich (12/30/2011) [-]
**rodvich rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Lol Comp ** what I found in the darkness.
#82 - handjob (12/30/2011) [-]
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#80 - thisitesux (12/30/2011) [-]
the dad opening the door
the dad opening the door
#25 - willypmedina ONLINE (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**willypmedina rolled a random image posted in comment #215 at untitled ** what i found
#24 - robbiethedrummer (12/29/2011) [-]
That was amazing. You have my thumb.
That was amazing. You have my thumb.
User avatar #58 - deathzor (12/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This was my first legitimate laugh in 2 weeks.


Well done, OP.
#17 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (12/29/2011) [-]
How you must've felt
How you must've felt
#104 - warlockrichard (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
roses are red   
nuts are round   
skirts are up   
panties are down   
belly to belly   
skin the skin   
when it's stiff   
stick it in
roses are red
nuts are round
skirts are up
panties are down
belly to belly
skin the skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
#43 - zomgodness (12/30/2011) [-]
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