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At least I have a girlfriend
Uploaded by: numfortytwo
it's a tl;dr but worth it, try your attempt at an "At least I have a X" below, I made all the ones so far
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#37
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yourmomiswatching (12/28/2011) [-]
I had a girlfriend in elementary school.
We'd sit next to each other at lunch,
We'd share food and drinks,
She gave the best kisses,
She even would stick her hand down my pants and play with my junk, and let me do the same to her.
But one day her parents had her be home schooled because they had found out abvount me and her and didn't want her to be around me anymore.
I lost a friend, a girlfriend, the best student I ever had, and my teaching job at the school that day.
We'd sit next to each other at lunch,
We'd share food and drinks,
She gave the best kisses,
She even would stick her hand down my pants and play with my junk, and let me do the same to her.
But one day her parents had her be home schooled because they had found out abvount me and her and didn't want her to be around me anymore.
I lost a friend, a girlfriend, the best student I ever had, and my teaching job at the school that day.
#88
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N. Korean citizen (12/29/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
So he has a girlfriend but has gotten no closer to sex than sitting with her? Wow someone's overreacting.