Oh the humanity. Top 40 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! EDIT: HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. I think its time metallic urethra told you the story of his first orgasam ychan style. mainly because this will get lost in the recent uploads and never' seen again) was about 13 years old raised by a super' Harman Family had he idea what sex even was get baner start playing with it Figure out haw ta masturbate going Far a while grandma leeks
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Oh the humanity

Top 40 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
EDIT: HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING

Tags: boner
I think its time metallic urethra told you the story
of his first orgasam ychan style.
mainly because this will get lost in the recent
uploads
and never' seen again)
was about 13 years old
raised by a super' Harman Family
had he idea what sex even was
get baner
start playing with it
Figure out haw ta masturbate
going Far a while
grandma leeks back Fram passenger' seat
lack eyes as I ejaculate
she vomits into gr' arriba' s lap going sixty
he swerves inta incoming traffic
car' flips
blackouts
wake up three days later in hospital
bath grandparents are dead
nobody knews ta this day
still is the best orgasm I have ever had
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#4 - redreceipt (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Him in the car
#27 - N. Korean citizen (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
hes ten years old and he can ejaculate? he must be a fucking mutant.
User avatar #32 to #27 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
I miss not cumming, I'd just be laying in my bed at night, all bored and shit, so I'd just jerk it like 4 times without giving a fuck. Now I have to have towels ready and shit.
User avatar #89 - failsftw **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
death came hard for your grandparents
#48 - sapphiresparta (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**sapphiresparta rolls 11**
#22 - lenus (12/28/2011) [+] (10 replies)
#6 - Silver Quantum (12/28/2011) [-]
Quasimodo dies??
#44 - valentinoo (12/28/2011) [-]
**valentinoo rolled a random image posted in comment #243 at o /b/ **
#115 - alicecooper (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#15 - ispitinursoup (12/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#244 - bugztv (12/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**bugztv rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Blood ** what i orgasm to every night
#252 to #250 - bugztv (12/29/2011) [-]
**bugztv rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at The original forever alone ** not only a knife, this too
User avatar #273 - neoncookie (12/29/2011) [-]
His autobiography ----> "My erections kill people"
#70 - Thehomelessman (12/28/2011) [-]
**Thehomelessman rolled a random image posted in comment #159 at christmas goodies 4 **
Okay, some I'm just minding my own business, then I look across the field and see this lovely young lady about 50 yards away from me, bending over, picking some flowers. So I continue wandering, doing whatever. However, I keep on glancing upon her.
However I find that I am slowly drifting towards her. Finally I can't help it. I sneak over to where she is, then ram her in the butt. I can't tell if she is moaning from pain or ecstasy. However I repeatedly do this, and as she is trying to run, I just follow and keep on at it.
However, out of the corner of my eye I see a man walking towards me. As he gets closer I realize it is her dad, and he is wielding a shotgun, cradled in his hands. I can see the anger and hatred burning within his eyes, so I start backing off of my prey.
He approaches upon me and in one swift fluid motion cocks his shotgun, the crack echoes and causing me to freeze in place.
As he lifts up the shotgun in place, aiming directly for me. I realize I'm about to be slaughtered. However his daughter runs in front saying that I don't know any better. Her dad responds in a grueling snarl that things like me shouldn't exist, and I would be better dead. They bicker back and forth. As they continue their debate I look down at my hoofs and continue eating. I'm a goat.
#162 - anonymousdj (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I still can't believe i have this
#158 - sexymsg (12/28/2011) [-]
Super Mormons?
Super Mormons.
#196 - yournewdad (12/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I guess Death came for them
#271 - ragingbrony (12/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OH SHIT HE'S CUMMING AGAIN!!!
OH SHIT HE'S CUMMING AGAIN!!!
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