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a SHIT story
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#29
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narlydude (12/28/2011) [+]
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-Stuck in traffic
-need to take a shit
-lay down in the backseat of my car trying to shit in a plastic bag
-line of cars start moving in mid shit
-hot female puts her face against my carwindow to see if Im okay
-shit all over the car floor and my ass
-Im so paniced that I just play dead
-she opens the door and starts shaking me
-she starts to puke because of the smell
-about five other people approach my car and tries to help me
-someone calls an ambulance and they carry me away with my pants down all covered in shit.
-inside the ambulance I sit up
-suddenly slips in my shit and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaus
-in case someone reads this part first
-I fill it out with some shit
- so no one will skip
-and that was the worst day of my life
-need to take a shit
-lay down in the backseat of my car trying to shit in a plastic bag
-line of cars start moving in mid shit
-hot female puts her face against my carwindow to see if Im okay
-shit all over the car floor and my ass
-Im so paniced that I just play dead
-she opens the door and starts shaking me
-she starts to puke because of the smell
-about five other people approach my car and tries to help me
-someone calls an ambulance and they carry me away with my pants down all covered in shit.
-inside the ambulance I sit up
-suddenly slips in my shit and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaus
-in case someone reads this part first
-I fill it out with some shit
- so no one will skip
-and that was the worst day of my life
>be reading this content in the Bathroom
>listening to the song Dancing with the Devil by Wolf Gang
>the first lyrics are ''If you're the chosen one""
>hear these as soon as I read "Pterodactyl flies toward me and tells me I'm the chosen one
>shit bricks.
True Story.
>listening to the song Dancing with the Devil by Wolf Gang
>the first lyrics are ''If you're the chosen one""
>hear these as soon as I read "Pterodactyl flies toward me and tells me I'm the chosen one
>shit bricks.
True Story.