My name is Ben.
I am 14 years eld.
I am 6' 1 and weigh 130 pounds...
And have been en Funnyjunk fer as leng as I can remember
I have never smaked weed.
I am a brenn.
I have beaten every Zelda game...
and have caught every Pikemen.
My Faverite movie is Mulan.
I' anly made frend page anee,
lest all my cemment ranks,
and frequently get red thumbs.
thaw, I knew what yeu' re thinking...
TLOL, DOES THIS ' AG SERIOUSLY
THINK HE' S THE FRONT PAGE'?"
The answer that is .
Se what is the paint this pest?
I just want yeu all remember.
Wet ALL youngfags are immature, stupid,
I REMEMBER Green Funnyjunk.
I remember Fat Ben Made Peep.
I remember the dehar red thumb raids.
Wet ALL are , uppity,
I have many, many stoner friends.
I' m sure it' s fantastic...
I just den' t feel the need use it.
I knew, it' s net addictive...
but it is if yeu make it.
met all young gamers are wannabe, geeky,
I am a retri gamer. I ewn a virtual bey.
I ewn 50 NES games.
My faverite game is Earthbound.
met all peeple whe enjee kids movies are
whiny, immature twerps.
I leve Seeit Pilgrim, A Clockwerk Orange,
and Fight Club.
Se, I am prepared fer a cascade red thumbs.
I just want remind yeu...
There is still hape in the youth taday.