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FunnyJunk Today...

I don't mind if you thumb up, thumb down, or skip. Either way is absolutely fine.
EDIT:
Top 200. Wow, guys. I really appreciate this.
Top 100? Holy **** , guys. This is amazing...
Top 40! MAN, FJ...you crazy.

Hella.
My name is Ben.
I am 14 years eld.
I am 6' 1 and weigh 130 pounds...
And have been en Funnyjunk fer as leng as I can remember
I have never smaked weed.
I am a brenn.
I have beaten every Zelda game...
and have caught every Pikemen.
My Faverite movie is Mulan.
I' anly made frend page anee,
lest all my cemment ranks,
and frequently get red thumbs.
thaw, I knew what yeu' re thinking...
TLOL, DOES THIS ' AG SERIOUSLY
THINK HE' S THE FRONT PAGE'?"
PFFTCH
EHHEH
The answer that is .
I net.
Se what is the paint this pest?
I just want yeu all remember.
Wet ALL youngfags are immature, stupid,
little pricks.
I REMEMBER Green Funnyjunk.
I remember Fat Ben Made Peep.
I remember the dehar red thumb raids.
Wet ALL are , uppity,
preachy clicks.
I have many, many stoner friends.
I' m sure it' s fantastic...
I just den' t feel the need use it.
I knew, it' s net addictive...
but it is if yeu make it.
met all young gamers are wannabe, geeky,
laner deuchebags.
I am a retri gamer. I ewn a virtual bey.
I ewn 50 NES games.
My faverite game is Earthbound.
met all peeple whe enjee kids movies are
whiny, immature twerps.
I leve Seeit Pilgrim, A Clockwerk Orange,
and Fight Club.
Se, I am prepared fer a cascade red thumbs.
I just want remind yeu...
There is still hape in the youth taday.
...
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Submitted: 12/27/2011
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User avatar #86 - iknowimawesome (12/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
yeah im 14 too, and ive been here for a long time, i dont have to preach about it. stfu
#345 - LoLmanTEEHEE (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
>"I am a brony"
>"There is still hope for the youth of today"

NOPE
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#7 - wyldstallyns (12/27/2011) [-]
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#54 - istealurkids (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
why did you feel the need to share this? no offence or anything but if you're stupid enough to give your age on the internet on sites where you don't know who is looking at your information then expect to get the piss taken out of you.
why did you feel the need to share this? no offence or anything but if you're stupid enough to give your age on the internet on sites where you don't know who is looking at your information then expect to get the piss taken out of you.
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#174 - tannerjroll (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
you're 6'1? and you're 14?
i'm 5'7" and i'm 16
************ .
#106 - crippledturtle (12/28/2011) [-]
yea nobody cares about how much of a hipster Richard Simmons u are
yea nobody cares about how much of a hipster Richard Simmons u are
User avatar #359 - jaffasaurus (12/28/2011) [-]
That's great kiddo, enjoy this little ego trip of yours now but try to understand that enjoying certain movies and games doesn't make a person special. You're equal to everyone your age so don't get this image of yourself as a beacon of hope.

You're just another leaf in the tree.





#280 - anonymouzss (12/28/2011) [-]
kids like you make, adults hate us.....just dont bitch about it a grow the hell up, everyone has to just deal with it.
User avatar #229 - trolllikeaboss (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
No one ******* cares

Now post pictures of cats doing silly things for my personal amusement.
User avatar #540 - xshadeeisafag (12/28/2011) [-]
This is one of the most ******* retarded posts on fj.
Also, eat meat.
#493 - drtushfinger (12/28/2011) [-]
everyone who thumbed this ******** should be ashamed of themselves. How the **** is this content? So tired of all 14 year olds telling me about how hardcore they are because they know about **** from before their time. **** OFF WITH YOUR CANCER
#353 - jaquepowers (12/28/2011) [-]
Wow look at that! You enjoy playing with a SNES?! Thats retro, dude!!! And I can't believe you remember thousands upon THOUSANDS of years ago when Funny Junk was green! You even remembered three years ago when 4chan attacked us with red thumbs!! You clearly have the memory of an elephant on steroids!!! Until you ACTUALLY post something FUNNY, don't go preaching about how awesome the "youth of FunnyJunk" is because this is a horrible representation.   
   
You are such a tool. thumbed down.
Wow look at that! You enjoy playing with a SNES?! Thats retro, dude!!! And I can't believe you remember thousands upon THOUSANDS of years ago when Funny Junk was green! You even remembered three years ago when 4chan attacked us with red thumbs!! You clearly have the memory of an elephant on steroids!!! Until you ACTUALLY post something FUNNY, don't go preaching about how awesome the "youth of FunnyJunk" is because this is a horrible representation.

You are such a tool. thumbed down.
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#572 - klavi (12/28/2011) [-]
You sorta had me... but then you just seemed pretentious, sorry bro...
You sorta had me... but then you just seemed pretentious, sorry bro...
#330 - Jameshaich (12/28/2011) [-]
There is no hope for the "Youth" of Funnyjunk, because this post was **** .
You basically contradicted yourself by posting unfunny **** .
#111 - Utkezabanje (12/28/2011) [-]
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