Mesozoic May

Jewish June

**aintafag rolls 46** Dubs and you do it

FFUUCCKKK! It's 1 AM my freakn' grandparents are staying over in the room next door, my parents are asleep down the hall and I just LOL'ed like there's no tomorrow... goddammit... I just heard a door open, I hope you're happy thegreenbutton... I hope you're happy...

Happens to me all the time when I browse the pics and read the comments. Like now for instance, I'm in a room with someone asleep, while trying to not burst out laughing at the top of my lungs.

>Worst night ever
>burst out laughing
>woke up drunken abusive father
>he kicked his door open and walked to my room
>karate chopped his way passed my door
>did not get on the floor and/or walk any dinosaur or nothing
>instead took away my laptop
> logged out
>hands became spaghetti
>fukkin spaghetti flooded the room
>created new account
> My argument became so invalid I was a cat
> drowning on spaghetti sauce
>use bread slice as flotation device to save my lives
>he found my comment and started farting
>I am aroused *why do I have a boner?*
>he down voted comment
>called me a Richard Simmons
> suddenly room is the kitchen
>I am a female cat
MFW

im actually down for this. whos with me?

Hm....I think I shall join you in this endeavor. Be annoying as hell not to check up on anyone until may XD

BONUS, we both need to record a journal during the month, cataloging our new lifestyle for the month. i will look up the stuff hold on

HERE WE GO
parker.org/DivisionIII/Clas...

www.holycrosslivonia.org/am...

I can probably get a friend or family member to post each days entry if that would be allowed, that way we can inform but not break Amish April. Fuck just realized, no lights XD

I'm already thinking how I'm gonna go through with this. I already have no cable and internet at my house.
What really sucks is that my birthday is in April.

hey shouldnt be too rough then right?

Nope, I already have candles, instruments for entertainment, books to read, and paper to draw and write.
Does using a faucet count for using electricity?

no you can use the faucet and even gas. see the links i posted

I will light a candle in honor of your birthday, with which I will find my way too work.

yea get yourself some candles and matches man haha

that sounds awesome and it should be allowed, if im not mistaken amish cant drive, but they can be given rides, so having someone else use the evil technology on our behalf seems alright. lol

Alright seems like we're all setup. Let us take the next few months for preparation...and then....I'm sure one of us may die.

I will do the same, now I am off to memorize all the videos I fap to so I can perfectly recall them from memory, and to beat every game I own 50 times over so I will be bored and not tempted.

I did it, lost 30 lbs, gaiedn a shit ton of muscle, a job, $4000 in cash, and my parents are doing anything I ask. Holy shit what the fuck happened O_O