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Look at the tags.
Update! Thank you guys so much for frontpage!! And no its not a true story but im sure this has happened somewhere Oh well

Can I Go Buy some
Skinny Jeans?
Everyone Wears Them
Me trying on pants i
C.) dressing room
Alright Hunny Lets See
iall Store Worker '
Theres a ruffle in your
My paint skill
hr Ital
Haha! Go changes, I' l *walking back into
them for you- changing room
It was my dick.
That wasnt a ruffle..
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Submitted: 12/27/2011
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User avatar #132 - airmax (12/28/2011) [-]
Slim fit jeans are better than skin tight jeans. You know, jeans that are sorta skinny.

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#128 - redwolfradolf (12/28/2011) [-]
Why would you buy skinny jeans?   
That's not cool or manly at all!
Why would you buy skinny jeans?
That's not cool or manly at all!
User avatar #129 to #128 - Elektroshock (12/28/2011) [-]
We all have our styles. They're comfy haha.
User avatar #130 to #129 - redwolfradolf (12/28/2011) [-]
How?
#123 - acannibalbaby (12/28/2011) [-]
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#122 - zameckis (12/28/2011) [-]
my reaction
my reaction
User avatar #119 - mcstorms (12/28/2011) [-]
I ******* hate guys who wear skinny jeans they are Richard Simmons's in my opinion. Let me reprase they are ***** ass wimp's that what the word Richard Simmons used to mean.
User avatar #112 - edzeppelin (12/28/2011) [-]
**** , that's gotta be awkward. You mean a female touched your dick? I hope she didn't mess up your hair, too!
#111 - shyftee **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Fat kids say it's gay to wear skinny jeans. They're just ******* jeans.
#125 to #111 - luxxorz (12/28/2011) [-]
Well, I am by no means fat, and I think that -most- guys who wear skinny jeans are Richard Simmonss.   
Not Richard Simmonss in the sense that they're gay, because that's just disgracing the gay community.    
Don't get me wrong, not every guy who wears skinny jeans is a Richard Simmons, some wear them because they genuinely like the way they look, and I absolutely respect that. No, the reason I hate most people, guys -and- girls, who wear skinny jeans, is because they are USUALLY the same people who dye their hair crazy colors and listen to screamo music and act punk and emo and say how their life sucks even though they're part of a middle class white suburban family and how no one understands their little punk asses and how they wear those big black "hipster" glasses because they think it makes them look "cool" or "nerdy" or some 						****					, then they pretend to now 						****					 about games and such when they really no absolutely nothing about what they're talking about and how they go around acting cool and 						****					 like little skateRichard Simmonss when they are actually the cancer of society and just follow the trends like mindless 						*******					 sheep and they sit and whine about their lives on facebook and HOLY MOTHER OF 						*******					 JESUS I JUST HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH.   
   
   
Phew... sorry about the wall of text, gentlemen. I just needed to vent. Go on about your business.    
   
And yes, you bet your sweet ass I mad.
Well, I am by no means fat, and I think that -most- guys who wear skinny jeans are Richard Simmonss.
Not Richard Simmonss in the sense that they're gay, because that's just disgracing the gay community.
Don't get me wrong, not every guy who wears skinny jeans is a Richard Simmons, some wear them because they genuinely like the way they look, and I absolutely respect that. No, the reason I hate most people, guys -and- girls, who wear skinny jeans, is because they are USUALLY the same people who dye their hair crazy colors and listen to screamo music and act punk and emo and say how their life sucks even though they're part of a middle class white suburban family and how no one understands their little punk asses and how they wear those big black "hipster" glasses because they think it makes them look "cool" or "nerdy" or some **** , then they pretend to now **** about games and such when they really no absolutely nothing about what they're talking about and how they go around acting cool and **** like little skateRichard Simmonss when they are actually the cancer of society and just follow the trends like mindless ******* sheep and they sit and whine about their lives on facebook and HOLY MOTHER OF ******* JESUS I JUST HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH.


Phew... sorry about the wall of text, gentlemen. I just needed to vent. Go on about your business.

And yes, you bet your sweet ass I mad.
#127 to #125 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
Okay good, cause i'm just a regular kid, regular height, pretty popular, and all that kid **** . But i also wear skinny jeans, I sag them a little though cause its tight at **** on my dick sometimes, but its like comfortably snug on my calves.
User avatar #134 to #127 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
that's exactly how I wear them
#131 to #127 - luxxorz (12/28/2011) [-]
Now see? That's awesome. I'm absolutely cool with that.

<--- It's people like THIS that get me pissed off.

Yeah, I know she's hot but GOOD GOD, just looking at her makes me angry.
User avatar #135 to #131 - shyftee **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Good so we're all on the same page
User avatar #136 to #135 - luxxorz (12/28/2011) [-]
Quite.
User avatar #100 - footballmaniac (12/28/2011) [-]
Guys that wear skinny jeans are right up there with JB for gayness. What's next, skirts?
User avatar #118 to #100 - thewingedpoet ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
Those sir, are called Kilts.
User avatar #124 to #118 - footballmaniac (12/28/2011) [-]
Haha. That made my day. Excellent work, sir.
#98 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
what does everyone have against skinny jeans?
what about them pisses people off?
User avatar #103 to #98 - bitzobacon (12/28/2011) [-]
For me its not the skinny jeans its how the main cultural group that is known for them presents themselves as complete douche bags.
#107 to #103 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
ok, that I can understand
User avatar #120 to #95 - mcstorms (12/28/2011) [-]
That crosses the line man thats just the sickest thing someone could do like what the **** ? thats not even funny as a joke how dare you play someone elses Skyrim.
#94 - sonnyboy (12/28/2011) [-]
I like tight girly jeans. They're kind of grunge I guess. It certainly doesn't make me emo or scene or what have
User avatar #102 to #94 - Zarakima (12/28/2011) [-]
Don't you have any desire to be at least a little bit manly? I mean c'mon ''i like tight girly jeans''...?
#106 to #102 - sonnyboy (12/28/2011) [-]
What's the point in worrying about masculinity... I know I'm not a girl & I know I'm not gay, and there's no reason to try to prove these things to myself so if I like the way it looks or feels, I might as well do it
User avatar #108 to #106 - Zarakima (12/28/2011) [-]
I'd prefer to attract more females, and via conventional methods of being masculine and having likable traits. It seems wrong to me.. too similar to justin beiber's methods. plus no straight guy wants to see man ass.
#113 to #108 - sonnyboy (12/28/2011) [-]
Well, I'd never wear something in order to attract females anyway so that's a dead point
User avatar #116 to #113 - Zarakima (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not saying i go around wearing expensive 'fashionable' **** all the time. For some reason though it seems profoundly wrong for a guy to wear anything skintight unless you're competing in the olympics. Also i wouldn't wear clothes to specifically attract women but neither would i wear something that would repel them.
#117 to #116 - sonnyboy (12/28/2011) [-]
Well I can dress in girl jeans and a T-Shirt that has a horse on it and not give a **** about how gay I look or whether or not girls are puking in their mouths at my bulges
User avatar #137 to #117 - Zarakima (12/28/2011) [-]
Good for you. But it's more natural and rewarding to have an ego in my opinion.
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#86 - sedativechunk (12/28/2011) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #1421 at Op delivers. ** Lose weight or go emo
#83 - Acoolguywithahat (12/28/2011) [-]
She touched my dick and  immediately came and started farting    
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She touched my dick and immediately came and started farting
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#80 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
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I own skinny jeans.
I only have one pair, but i'm not some scene kid.
I should be allowed to wear what I want
User avatar #133 to #80 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
let me rephrase that.
if you wear tight, ball clenching, sperm killing skinies(like some people do unfortunately) then that's gay as **** .
my skinny jeans are considered skinny because they are slightly tighter then average jeans.
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User avatar #78 - CaptainJohnPrice (12/28/2011) [-]
You deserve it for feeling the need to show your ass off the other guys...
#77 - FeaRiGinGeR (12/28/2011) [-]
OP wears skinny jeans
OP is a Richard Simmons.

I see the correlation.
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