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#5 - ICEDgrunge (12/27/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Throughout the past 24 hours on Funnyjunk, I have discovered 2 things:   
   
1: there are a lot of spoiled 						*******					 dicklicks on Twitter.   
   
2: 4chan is full of a bunch of 						*******					 Edgar allen poe's, or one gigantic 						*******					 Stephen king-Shymalan.
Throughout the past 24 hours on Funnyjunk, I have discovered 2 things:

1: there are a lot of spoiled ******* dicklicks on Twitter.

2: 4chan is full of a bunch of ******* Edgar allen poe's, or one gigantic ******* Stephen king-Shymalan.
#12 - XShanaynayX (12/27/2011) [-]
Reminded me of this...
User avatar #20 - ctaylorrr (12/27/2011) [-]
There's something about /b/ and Spaghetti isn't there?
#17 - Jenkinhimer (12/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I have yet to see a single unfunny post on this 4chan channel. I'm hesitant to go back to regular Funnyjunk.
I have yet to see a single unfunny post on this 4chan channel. I'm hesitant to go back to regular Funnyjunk.
#6 - blarrick (12/27/2011) [-]
**blarrick rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at Wut just happened **
i swear, these 4chan posts are the ONLY things on FJ that actually make me laugh.
#38 - herpderpinator (12/27/2011) [-]
me reading this post
#46 - sirtrollsalout (12/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#70 - dubinator (12/27/2011) [-]
>At a Christmas party with friends.
>AMAZING girl is starring at me
>She's biting her lip.
>Instant boner.
>Oh god please don't notice.
>She comes up and asks me if I have been naughty.
>I choke up, sweat rolling down my face.
>She grabs my hand and leads me into a bed room.
>She rips my pants off and starts to suck my dick.
>Feelsgoodman.
>I can't hold back any longer.
>Just as I explode in her mouth I shout "FOS RA DAH"
>Sheer jizz explosion rips her head off.
>People open the door to find out what happened.
>They get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
>Turns out prison has internet.

#47 - drawesomeballs (12/27/2011) [-]
lost it at 'i tripped on my cape'.
lost it at 'i tripped on my cape'.
User avatar #85 - rupturedpelvis (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
> Be 12 in band class
> Pull out my trombone ( ******* awesome)
> Start playing star spangled banner.
> Cute girl playing flut looks at me during a rest.
> Winks at me.
> I feel my heart race.
> I can't contain myself.
> Explosive diarrhea starts spewing from my asshole.
> I try clenching, but **** runs down my leg to the floor.
> MY fellow trombonists are mortified.
> I puke into the mouthpiece.
> Green throwup flies out of the horn.
> hits the girl in the eye.
> My band teacher farts and then rapes the girl in the eye.
> I shove the trombone up my ass to plug up my butthole.
> Nearly drown in puke and **** .
> Pee on the carpet.
> Who was phone?
#91 - pariahlol (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Enter Thread
Post Fap Content
Get Flagged
Enjoy 2 hour ban
User avatar #18 - richardastley (12/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
He bought a ******* fedora? As funny as this was, I'm tempted to thumb down out of principle...
User avatar #19 to #18 - commenteer (12/27/2011) [-]
Fedoras are amazing we will now all thumb down your comment...
User avatar #50 - thebritishguy (12/27/2011) [-]
lol he was wearing a cape the whole time
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User avatar #4 - Keithazoid (12/27/2011) [-]
When he said he was wearing a cape I lost it

#2 - yepiratematey (12/27/2011) [-]
alpha as **** reminded me of this
User avatar #102 - hyrule (12/28/2011) [-]
I thought this was going to end with

Stop in the doorway
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
#68 - SarahKalia (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#71 - colonelbyers (12/27/2011) [-]
whoa glad I saved this
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