true story. its a true story. really. thumb!. Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk an the moon, during his first lunar walk in 1969 on the Apollo 11 mission, i
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its a true story. really. thumb!

Neil Armstrong, the first man to
walk an the moon, during his first
lunar walk in 1969 on the Apollo
11 mission, is quoted as saying,
Good luck, Mr. Godskye
Yea rs later, Mr. Armstrong says
that new that Mr. Gorsky is dead,
he can tell the real story. He says
that when he was a child,
he overheard his neighbor,
Mr. Gorsky wife shouting at him:
Blow job! You want blowjob?!
You' ll get blowjob when the kid
next door walks on the moon!"
DEAL DONE
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#23 - altending (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - theEndIsHere (12/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
its so not a true story.....also old old old as ***** repost
#346 - Giovone (12/27/2011) [+] (22 replies)
**Giovone rolls 88**
User avatar #1 - mattseven (12/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I don't really know why, but my ear is vibrating right now.
User avatar #6 to #1 - hellenkelller (12/27/2011) [-]
I don't really know why either. But apparently your comment offends quite a few people.
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#133 - belligerentchris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#29 - notevenmad (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at Poor little turtle ** PIcture related to how i feel.

Otherwise known as MFW
#5 - mrsorola (12/26/2011) [-]
was actually false
#52 - yutakenusername (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"The problem with the internet is you can dick ****** **** quote that isn't true."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
#328 - wheeljack (12/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
******** , It's an urban myth, QI told me.
#69 - lightninghedgehog (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
There is a humorous and ribald urban legend that when Armstrong was a child, the wife of a neighbour named Gorsky, when asked by her husband to perform oral sex, had ridiculed him by saying "...when the kid next door walks on the moon!" and then decades later whilst walking on the moon Armstrong supposedly said "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" , but nothing about this anecdote is true. In 1995 Armstrong said he first heard the story in California when comedian Buddy Hackett told it as a joke.[20] This urban legend quote has been used in a humorous reference at the opening scene of Watchmen.
User avatar #303 - pretzelpwn (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Be astronaut
>Go to space
>Meet hot alien chick
> starts giving blow job
> it isn't a chick
>it's donald trump
>offers to make porno with you for one million
>become rich an famous
>wake up covered in bitches
>not bitches
>actually covered in empty hot pocket sleeves
> **** self
> I'm not an astronaut, I am Wayne Brady
>MFW true story
User avatar #342 - cyanidesandvich (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
its not actually true. so sayeth Steven Fry of QI

but yeah, its just an urban legend. nice story though.
#400 - iamnebula (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I suppose you could say that the wife would Neil-ing because of Neil..
#152 - nuclearromance (12/27/2011) [-]
when you get to the moon

#128 - seanstantine (12/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**** you op
#16 - thisisryan (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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