Dead Baby Jokes. I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes... Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I' dead baby jokes
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Dead Baby Jokes

I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes...

Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I'm not the only messed up one! =P

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1. What' s funnier than tit dead baby'?
A dead baby sitting next to tit kid with down syndrome.
2. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
3. How do you make a dead baby float'?
Take your foot off of it' s head.
4. What' s the difference between tit dead baby and a trampoline'?
When you jump on tit trampoline, you take your boots off.
ti. How many babies does it take to paint a house'?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Submitted: 12/26/2011
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User avatar #2 - fuzzyballs (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
how are dead babies funny?
User avatar #3 to #2 - YippieKiYay (12/26/2011) [-]
It's not the fact that they're dead babies - It's the style of the joke.... Like, you're asked a question but you get a response that you're not expecting, so that throws you off a bit and catches you by surprise; and the dark humour aspect of it makes you have that split second of, 'oh no he didn't! *snap snap*'.... you know the *snap snap* I mean.
#69 - Chukie (12/27/2011) [-]
Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of liquidized dead baby...
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#28 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - troro (12/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
+5
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#39 - funstix (12/27/2011) [-]
I lost it on the first one. Oh god save me.
#30 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't **** an apple before i cut it up and eat it
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#84 - Utkezabanje (12/27/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of sand?



You can't unload a truck full of sand with a trident..
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#83 - grizzlyboor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 - foxborohottubs (12/27/2011) [-]
Another way to make a dead baby float
is with 2 scoops of ice cream and one
scoop of dead baby.
User avatar #66 - SteyrAUG (12/27/2011) [-]
How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
User avatar #63 - littlegoat (12/27/2011) [-]
I'm a dead baby and frankly I'm just offended.
User avatar #47 - dogwars (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Q - What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
A - Throwing multiple dead babies off a cliff.
Q - What's more fun than throwing multiple dead babies off a cliff?
A - Catching them at the bottom with a pitchfork.

Q - What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
A - I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q - What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A - One's red, juicy, and succulent, and the other's a watermelon.
#55 to #47 - juandurfel (12/27/2011) [-]
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon

Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
A: I cried when i chopped up the onion.
User avatar #25 - flingwing (12/27/2011) [-]
whats more fun than frolicking through a field of dead babies? ..... mowing it...
User avatar #10 - fcptnl (12/26/2011) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles in the living room?

Nail its other hand to the floor.



Whats funny about a trash can full of dead babies?

The alive one at the bottom




What you call a baby with no arm and legs in the middle of the ocean?

****** .
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#8 - blynx (12/26/2011) [-]
What do you call a baby with a broken jaw?

DEEP THROAT!
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