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Hottest teen sex experience you have had.
I' ll start:
we 15
10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and ":)" en my wall
Fiinally have the balls to talk to her en it chat
conversations
zwarte all the topics
sshe wants ts meet me the next day
bl have talk about, I can about anime and video games
hawkward silence
sphaghetti slowly drips hem my pockets
ssh god not again
fface gets red
hehey have ysu reheard about the angry video game ?"
the angry video what?"
ts contain my embarrassment
asscheeks together to held in my shit
spaghetti is flowing out sf my pockets
Weiss reduced to a stumble
angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please"
Are Wu sit?"
whit breaches through my asscheeks
forward at
chrash through the girl
sshe' s helding en to me fer dear life
aall the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
chrash through the entire rsw sf buildings in the strip mall. broken glass shards in my face
duelling ") GAMES NERD WAFFLE CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL"
is covered in shit and spaghetti
mmy pocket rocket shows he signs sf stopping
sshe tilts me backwards
tthe of my shit has reached . we are now propelling upwards
tthe spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
below frolic in the mess falling hem my anus
tthe geforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
sphaghetti and shit blowing through the air en the planet below
miles upwards new
has died from lack sf oxygen. her body falls to the surface below and is shredded bythe force sf my shit
mmy transformative is almost complete
as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and metall grows, acting as a rudder
ltteer myself acre's the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
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#3 - gerdinn (12/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I LOL'D SO FUKKEN HARD
#189 - dattyshabby (12/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
finally i'll get a use for this gif!
finally i'll get a use for this gif!
User avatar #56 - licensedtroll (12/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>Be in 9th grade
>Hear this girl talk about how she hates this other girl
>After class, i see them hanging out and talking
>They start making out
>They look at me and ask me to join
>We go to the bathroom
>One of the girls takes off her shirt
>Her nipples are made of cucumber slices
>The other girl eats them
>I get a boner
>Realize my boner is a bear
>It eats both the girls
>Teacher walks in and flips shit
>I get detention
>Turns out the girls were robots and they didn't die
>They blew up the school
>I walked home
>Opened the door
>Got on the floor
>Killed myself
#72 - takaichi (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What if all these stories on 4Chan


came from the same person?
#30 - iRoflcopterU (12/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why would you keep spaghetti in your pocket...
#31 to #30 - tls (12/26/2011) [-]
Of all the possible questions that could arise from this story...you ask about the spaghetti in the pocket?
#188 - bloxxer (12/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
That's un4chanute.
#266 - valdbaginasevrywer (12/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
BROTHER!! I'M COMING!!!!
#109 - hellomyfriend (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the sheer force of my shit has reached 650 mph .. i lost it at this one lol
User avatar #14 - timforthewin (12/26/2011) [-]
Look at last sentence.
See the word "spaghetti".
Not even surprised.
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#74 - straitedge (12/26/2011) [-]
This sounds like my junior prom all over again.
#314 - iamnebula (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm spaghetting out of here.
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#133 - Pacboy (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> Eventually spaghetti and shit showed all colors of light spectrum as an effect of space travel   
> roygbiv    
> Rainbow shot out of but.   
> I grew hair all over   
> I Instantly become cute and cuddly   
> Insides began to hurt   
> All my blood sugar focused to my torso   
> Pop tart I had for breakfast grew ten times it's size that day   
> It became painful   
> Bursted out my insides   
> Torso became a pastry     
> And thus Nyan Cat was born
> Eventually spaghetti and shit showed all colors of light spectrum as an effect of space travel
> roygbiv
> Rainbow shot out of but.
> I grew hair all over
> I Instantly become cute and cuddly
> Insides began to hurt
> All my blood sugar focused to my torso
> Pop tart I had for breakfast grew ten times it's size that day
> It became painful
> Bursted out my insides
> Torso became a pastry
> And thus Nyan Cat was born
#29 - ICEDgrunge (12/26/2011) [-]
And so it shall be: The beginning of the Pastafarian religion!
#129 - sketchfactor ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
#43 - royalwerewolf (12/26/2011) [-]
This is 4chan on a "good" day
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