Morbid Channel?

Don't go to it, lots of gore

OH GOD THAT WAS HORRIFIC
:p I opened it

i want that picture lol

> clicked the link
> looks around a little bit for the start button (derp)
>11:30
> figure out you have to scroll down
> see it
> pic hand on screen shouting NOPE, NOPE, NOPE very loudly
> wake up whole family
> fucking merry Christmas op

Opened the link.
Seen it before.
Close link.
Burn PC.

Thats cool. I didn't even wanna sleep in 2012 anyway.

Hats off to you chap. You got me good

I wish you or someone else had the english version :/

comic.naver.com/webtoon/det...

Here you go, dude.

well now ill never sleep tonight. or ever.

I'm sorry for all of that. V

s'okay, we're all assholes once in a while, but thanks for being big enough to apologize

You're clearly trying to make a name and legacy for yourself...

...you're not doing a very good job.

You're obviously not a golfer.

...were you dropped on your head as a child?
repeatedly?
onto concrete?

You are a worthy adversary...

Comedians don't laugh, they make others laugh.

are you fucking retarded?

so you're telling me Donald Glover, Steve Byrnes, Aziz Ansari, Chris Rock, Zach Gallifianakis, or even Dave fucking Chappelle have never laughed? ever? sure they make me laugh all the fucking time. but you're saying becuase they are comedians they just can not laugh? there is just no way?

furthermore, who are you to decide whats funny? you're saying this untalented forever alone man can't try and have fun with his life? no fuck you.
you're a dumbass

pic related

Sir, if I may make a statement:

You're arguing with someone on the internet. You're not making a difference, so please calm the fuck down.

Thank you.

oh ho. now that was clever.
you've realized you're in the wrong, so instead of saying something related, you go off on a tangent to try and suppress the negativity coming towards you.
you're no better than the assholes we elect to office. i might not be making a difference, but i'd rather do nothing than put someone down. im just surprised to see so many people are you your side. especially on christmas

It's not Christmas anymore, check the time. Also, don't you ever take anything lightly? There's billions of people on the internet posting absolutely appalling things, and you're concerned about this? I applaud your adamance sir, but in all do respect, fuck you.

... so just because everyone else is a conniving cunt you have to be too? way to really be an individual

Says the one who has paired every single comment with a pic. Now sir, if you give me a logical reason as to why you continue to pursue this argument, I will rationalize it. If not, go bother someone else.

i just want you to tell him sorry

Okay then, xthexcomedianx, I apologize for skewing your definition of 'comedian,' and that bishimbawlin was an ass about it, causing a lot of red thumbs. I'm sorry.

is the fj community really this oblivious? this guy is the definition of prick, asshole, deuschebag, and every other word in the book. this is scumbag steve in the flesh. and fj, you're thumbing him up? this guy can't even lower his cocky self esteem for two seconds to tell someone sorry? and you all agree with him?
i mean sure, thecomedian really wasnt being funny (except for his big lebowski reference, i thought that was golden) but shit, at least is was literal OC. isnt that what we all care about?
either you guys are all just falling victim to this guys asshole charm, or fj is filled with a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
pic related.
also, this is the internet, in the real world red thumbs dont matter. idgaf about red thumbs. and the fact that you do just shows how fucking pathetic you are

Uh, no that isnt what we all care about. Fuck if its OC, the site is called FunnyJunk. We like funny stuff.

I never saw how the guy was being an asshole, but alright. Aaand, you made a wall of text, complaining about the guy. And, you call HIM pathetic.

3/10.

also, thank you for being a perfect example for someone who fell victim to this guy's asshole charm. you're just proving my point :3

Its the internet. Worse shit has happened, then a guy being called out on being funny.

A person will not change himself based on the opinion of another. The change must come from himself.

I said that, because I have went through well over 3-4 years of psychology classes. I dont know a persons mind inside and out, but I know it well enough to understand basic rules about a person.

if you honestly dont see how this guy is being a dick, than you that just means you're an asshole too. its nbd.

Thats like saying, if you think stoners are cool, you're a stoner also.

Charm? The guy was right. Also, you wanted somebody to say SORRY to OP up there. Thats pathetic.

But no matter. I probably know more about psychology, then you can ever hope to know, and I know that a person seeks to win the argument, not have an open mind about it.
Shortened down: Im not gonna be able to change your mind, so, alright.

no thats not like saying that at all. you're just like the guy who sees someone get raped and just lets it happen. doing nothing is just as bad as doing the acual bullying.
maybe you should take all those psychology lessons of yours and really look at yourself.
maybe its you who needs to have a changed mind.

and btw, im glad you're really into psychology. i am too. but you have no evidence at all showing that you know more about the subject. im not trying to argue with you, im just saying maybe you shouldn't jump the gun so quickly. thats how you get shot.

Hey, I apologized to him. I was never arguing with him, either. I sincerely apologize if my tone is altered when read, but I mean no harm. In all fairness, you're kind of the one being a douche about this whole thing. I told you a while ago, just let it go. Don't fret about things. You weren't even involved, but you made yourself part of it, and now you won't let it rest, even though xthexcomedianx stopped with it a while ago.

one. thecomedian is drunk.
two. you, i, and the rest of fj know if he posts ANYTHING it will get red thumbs.
three. you were arguing with him.
four. the only reason you're telling me to let things go is because had i never commented you would have looked like some funny guy making fun of some unfunny guy. you're just a fucking bully. and as a childish as that term may seem, it is the truth. you're putting this guy down to exceed in your life. you're literally stepping on and over him just to improve your thumbs. now... had YOU never commented, none of this would have happened and i wouldnt have to let the fj community see you as the deushe you really are. and no. you didnt apologize to him. " I apologize for skewing your definition of 'comedian" is not the apology fj was looking for. i really dont understand why you're being so arrogant about this. just tell him you're sorry for being a dick to him.
btw. the only reason i got into this was not to stand up for him, that came later.
the reason i got into this was because you said "comedians dont laugh, they make other people laugh" and at that moment i saw how many green thumbs you had and thought how fucking stupid you really must be. honestly, that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard. so you also need to apologize to ALL OF FJ for even letting them read that comment. you're harping all over this guy, who is drunk mind you, and you're not even funny yourself. you're completely sober, and youre not funnier than this guy. look at your fucking "OC" on your profile. you are literally worse than this guy. and the sad part is you dont even realize it. YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN ANYONE. and before you say "i never said i was"
fuck you, actions overpower words.

I never said I was better than anyone, I never said I was funnier, I make comments, I don't judge everyone I see on the internet, I'm not being a bully. I respect your defense of him, though. You have a point to prove and you're doing it, good job. Seriously. I applaud you. (I'm honestly not being sarcastic.) Here: xthexcomedianx, I'm sincerely sorry. bishimbawlin, I also wish to apologize to you as well. You have admirable character, though we were on opposite sides of a discussion. And I did not give any red thumbs to either of you. I actually thumbed you up because I felt sorry you were given red thumbs by the fj community. fj community: I shall show humility and apologize to all of you as well. I'm sorry for everything.

mfw when i read your first 8 words

And over here are some purple lines.
<----

Thank you, that made my day.

*due

...what a poor attempt at a save... even if the joke is understood, it was bad to begin with.

comedian [kəˈmiːdɪən]
n
1. (Performing Arts / Theatre) an entertainer who specializes in jokes, comic skits, etc.
2. (Performing Arts / Theatre) an actor in comedy
3. an amusing or entertaining person: sometimes used ironically

oh god he doesn't know what irony is, someone call the cops.

Used ironically like, "Well aren't you a comedian?"

Not calling yourself a comedian because you're laughing. That isn't ironic.

Also - you have x's in your name. I'm pretty sure that automatically means no one will like anything you do. At the very least I've been operating with that philosophy for years.