Jizzed

yeeaaahhhh?

ur.........icon thingy....-jihzzez-

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now i jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go hame and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when i look above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never though i could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me and that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizz in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're goingto need a clean up
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting alot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and Hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay my check

Last week, i saw a film
As I recall it saw a horror film
Walked out side into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in to street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pant

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
And I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizz in my pants

I went to...
(Jizz in my pants)
Ok seriously you guys, can we...ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin' hands
It's like havin' sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all time
It's a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

damn... how long did all that take??????.... ur a great poet but holy gawd O.O

Have you even seen the video, or do you think that he actually made this up himself?

second one... i fail.... but even then he must have good memory to recall the entire thing, and it still woulda taken a while to type