Christmas in Skyrim

**flashcache rolls 33** I'm just gonna carefully roll, so I don't hurt myself...

Win.

**alphanet rolls 52** here is where he fails

Skyrim is unavailable in my country even though it says it's available worldwide.
I live in Latvia.

Why is it unavailable?

Because he lives in Latvia. They didn't even get VHS until last year.

I told him we already got one!

Ho ho ho i have plus 140 armor to my knees bitchs
and i have a dragon

And i have a unlimated range spell that ends all life as we know it
Ho ho its good to be the king bitchs

i own the 5th most powerful one handed in the whole game, the ebony battleaxe, enchanted with 17 shock damage and a dragon shield and deadric armour, also level 100 one handed, 69 block and 73 heavy armour. i eat dragons for breakfast and giants as a side dish.

Since we're playing the bragging game here, I use 2 daedric daggers that both do over 90 damage each, and absorb 10 points of health each hit. I wear nightengale gloves, boots, and hood, with light dragon armor with a 133 armor rating ALONE. plus the daggers do almost 600 damage with a sneak attack. And I have lydia in full heavy dragon armor with a daedric mace and dragon shield. Did I do good, mother?

Me and my Companion both use a complete Set of Deadric Armor enchanted twice per piece. ((though I can not speak for my companion.)) I have a maxed Heavy Armor skill, taking only the left side perks (I also use the sign of the stead so my armor is weightless.) Maxed out enchanting and picked only the required perks to get to the duel enchant perk. One hand skill is maxed with a 5/5 "increase damage dealt" perk. All armor is of legendary quality and Increases Health by 50 and Health regeneration by 50%, my ring and necklace both have an enchant that increase damage delt with 1 hand weapons by 20% and increase armor value from apparel by 20%, we both also use legendary Deadric weapons with duel enchants that deal shock and frost damage for maximum "Fuck your shit"-ary. I use a 1 hand deadric sword and spells, my companion uses a deadric great sword.

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of how forever alone I am.

I sry bro, here I'll thumb you and you can remember how much I love you.

Santa? NOPE. Dovahkiin is coming to town!

Ooh...
My Dragonborn..

But then you get all the presents C:

Look on the bright side. If you're anywhere with a few bumps or hills hold then it shouldn't work.

Ehh, the dragon can just fly away again after a while.