Man vs Women. not OC. The Husband stare A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When mun to cheese a husband, they have ta follo
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Man vs Women

not OC

The Husband stare
A brand new store has just
opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When mun to cheese
a husband, they have ta follow
the at the entrance:
Wan may visit this stare
There are E floors and the salle
of the products increase as ttm. l
ascend the flights. ‘lieu may choose
any item from a particular floor
er may cheese ta up ta the next floor,
but you CANNOT m back dawn
except he exit the buildin''
So, a weman gees ta
the Husband Stare ta find a husband.
The ist floor sign reads:
Hear I - These men have jabs.
The End Hear sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Haw if obs and use Kids.
The rrd Hear sign reads:
Hear 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Less Kids and are extremely wad leaking.
Wow." she thinks, but feels compelled
ta keep gain}
She gees ta the tth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor It - These men Have Jobs,
use Kids, are
Guard Leaking and Help with ,
mercy me!" she exclaims,
I can hardly stand itl"
Still, she gees ta the tth Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 5 - These men Haw Jobs,
use Kids, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and
Have A Strogg Romantics Streak.
She is so tempted ta stay,
but she gees ta the an Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 6 - the are visitor , 456, eitt
ta this floor, There are m men an this fhmw.
This fkmr exists solely as
proof that wen are impossible to please.
Thank Wu fer shopping at the Husband Smell!
Te avoid gender bias charges,
the stares einer epins a New Wises Store
just earns the street.
The sst flees has wines whe love sex.
The End Hear has wises whe
have sex and use mew.
The rrd through tth floors
have nearer been visited.
Ill'
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Submitted: 12/24/2011
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#1 - fitzmanjt (12/24/2011) [-]
same joke different comic
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