Burning my sisters twilight. Part 2! /funny_pictures/310625/Burning+my+sisters+twilight+part+2/<br /> READ ALL BEFORE COMMENTING (INFO+BACKSTORY)<br /& Burning my sisters twilight Part 2! /funny_pictures/310625/Burning+my+sisters+twilight+part+2/<br /> READ ALL BEFORE COMMENTING (INFO+BACKSTORY)<br /&
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Burning my sisters twilight. Part 2! /funny_pictures/310625/Burning+my+sisters+twilight+part+2/<br /> READ ALL BEFORE COMMENTING (INFO+BACKSTORY)<br /&

Part 2! /funny_pictures/310625/Burning+my+sisters+twilight+part+2/<br />
READ ALL BEFORE COMMENTING (INFO+BACKSTORY)<br />
*if i take a picture of a burned book at the end, does it prove the story? No. Its proves someone burned a book.<br />
Just showed her this, she flipped out and wants me to delete it before anyone else sees, **** her XD if you like it thumb it i hope this gets somewhere near the top so i can show her how many people laughed haha<br />
EDIT: Front page! Thankyou airguitar and everyone who thumbs!! At 23 hours i will show her, feel free to leave her a message in the comments;)<br />
EDIT 2:She just saw it, started crying again. Over 23.000 of you have seen this, and when she saw it got to number 3, the face, o god the face. I love you all. By the way i did this because she cheated on my best friend, i wasn't on a random twilight hate spree. Thankyou FunnyJunk community. You have made my 19th birthday extra special

After seeing airguitars' microwave series, I decided m fry my
sisters copy of twilight, and the following ensued. I had the
book and camera ready, I placed it in the microwave, closed
the deer, and set the timer, ready m take photos and film it
being consumed in fagpire, when my sister walked in. "H
what' s that yeu...? What are yeu doing with that?! NO DE)!"
She punched me in the throat and I hit the flo er (fuck yen
the bitch is a kick boxer. But Tm a black belt) I swiftly kicked
her legs em and she fell down, but starts m get back up. I
jumped up and made a dash for the microwave, I made it
and smashed my fist inte the start butten. So new all We get
to is step her from turning it off. The whore grabs a
fucking whisk, we heard me. She throws it, I did a true
fucking nee dodge and it smashed inte her favorite mug. I
know. Then my broth er walks in. "What the fuck is going en
in here?!" I paint to the fireball in the microwave, "The only
way m destroy a fag; tear him tn pieces and burn him" He
smiles a huge fucking Jack Nich Olsen smile, we both grab my
Ester and make her watch it burn. After its finished, she
runs of crying tn her reem or wherever, I op med the
microwave m find ene pathetic piece of book cover left: We
cut it inte small pieces and sprinkled it inte her favorite
cereal. The next merning she wouldn’ t say a werd, she just
sat there glaring at me and my broth er, taking the time
slowly chew every mouth full of her cereal.
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User avatar #176 - TheGrammarNazi
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(03/30/2010) [-]
I read Twighlight. I wanted to know why all the chics were loving the book. It sucked. I'm not saying it because i'm biased from gay-sparkly-vampire-wannabes. I'm saying it because the story sucked. It was not well written. It was not romantic. So he kept himself from sucking her dry. If a rapist kept himself from raping his girlfriend it would not be romantic. It would be creepy.
User avatar #171 - Dumbledore
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Dear Mr. Lawrence,
After viewing the transcript above, I proudly annouce that you have been accepted as the first Muggle into Hogwarts. I will send Hagrid to tell you the necessary information. Please watch out for your sister.
-A. Dumbledore
#177 to #171 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Holy god, quidditch! Can i join the D.A?!?!?!?!
#349 to #171 - DangerFace **User deleted account**
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(03/30/2010) [-]
can I be the second?
#614 to #171 - KapalaKapala
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(03/31/2010) [-]
dumbledore's aliiive?! =O
#282 to #171 - linkster
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(03/30/2010) [-]
WHY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!
User avatar #309 - mandz
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(03/30/2010) [-]
So you burn your sister's book in the microwave, beat her up in the resulting fight, and force her to watch because... Twilight is a fag book? Wow.
#310 to #309 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
beat her up? no. kick her because she punched me in throat? yes. Why did i do it? Because she cheated on a friend of mine, and because i ******* can.
User avatar #317 to #310 - mandz
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Without that explanation you and your brother just seem like giant douches for doing that to your sister.
#318 to #317 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
yep, well theres the explanation
User avatar #315 to #310 - LiquidSnake
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(03/30/2010) [-]
good job
#320 to #310 - Nightrunex **User deleted account**
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#321 to #320 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
description is already way long, and i rejoice in letting people know shes a bitch over and over again:)
User avatar #291 - SheWolfie
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Twilight: $15
Microwave: $100
watchin two guys burn
the book in the microwave: PRICELESS
User avatar #293 to #291 - SheWolfie
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(03/30/2010) [-]
and i MUST see the vid cuz its gotta be hilarious!
User avatar #114 - Liechtenstein
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(03/30/2010) [-]
will you post the film?
#117 to #114 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
i didnt get it on film it wasnt rolling when she came in, im gona do it again with new moon
#136 to #117 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account**
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Strap the second book to a firework or something :PP
#138 to #136 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
O ****, you sir just earned yourself the internet
#255 to #138 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account**
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(03/30/2010) [-]
^^ !!
You sir, just earned a comment thumb :)
User avatar #629 to #117 - FannyFart
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(04/03/2010) [-]
God bless you boy *wipes tear* God bless you.
User avatar #313 - crackatrax
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Did the sparkles catch fire?
User avatar #209 - Totaler
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(03/30/2010) [-]
you my friend, deserve the gold medal for epicness, your brother can have silver
#215 to #209 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
mate, read "my brother is my hero" on my profile, i learned everything from him.
User avatar #217 to #215 - Totaler
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(03/30/2010) [-]
you tie for gold
#179 - MrSkillywinkers
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(03/30/2010) [-]
you sir, have just changed the definition for epic win.
User avatar #356 - landogriffin
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(03/30/2010) [-]
wow only a jackass would do that to his sister just to have a story to tell on a site and to somehow prove that he is not gay by not liking twilight. i dont like hello kitty i dont go burning every helloklitty thing my sister has
#370 to #356 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
and what, gay people have to like twilight?
#360 to #356 - lawrenceguitars [OP]
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(03/30/2010) [-]
i did it because she cheated on my best friend, and she loves twilight.
User avatar #299 - Nitrousnoxid
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Someone came to our school today and he pointed something out.Edward is a pedophile.Bella is like 16 and Edward is a 109 year old vampire.
User avatar #301 to #299 - MistyPOKMNTrainer
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(03/30/2010) [-]
You JUST found out?
User avatar #302 to #301 - Nitrousnoxid
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Its not like I thnk about twilight everyday
User avatar #307 to #302 - MistyPOKMNTrainer
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Neither do I, but it doesnt take a Rocket Scientist to figure it out.
User avatar #312 to #307 - Nitrousnoxid
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(03/30/2010) [-]
meh whatever
User avatar #322 to #312 - MistyPOKMNTrainer
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Love your profile gif.
User avatar #323 to #322 - Nitrousnoxid
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(03/30/2010) [-]
Lol everybody says that
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