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Burning my sisters twilight

Part 2! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/310625/Burning+my+sisters+twilight+part+2/<br />
READ ALL BEFORE COMMENTING (INFO+BACKSTORY)<br />
*if i take a picture of a burned book at the end, does it prove the story? No. Its proves someone burned a book.<br />
Just showed her this, she flipped out and wants me to delete it before anyone else sees, **** her XD if you like it thumb it i hope this gets somewhere near the top so i can show her how many people laughed haha<br />
EDIT: Front page! Thankyou airguitar and everyone who thumbs!! At 23 hours i will show her, feel free to leave her a message in the comments;)<br />
EDIT 2:She just saw it, started crying again. Over 23.000 of you have seen this, and when she saw it got to number 3, the face, o god the face. I love you all. By the way i did this because she cheated on my best friend, i wasn't on a random twilight hate spree. Thankyou FunnyJunk community. You have made my 19th birthday extra special

After seeing airguitars' microwave series, I decided m fry my
sisters copy of twilight, and the following ensued. I had the
book and camera ready, I placed it in the microwave, closed
the deer, and set the timer, ready m take photos and film it
being consumed in fagpire, when my sister walked in. "H
what' s that yeu...? What are yeu doing with that?! NO DE)!"
She punched me in the throat and I hit the flo er ( **** yen
the bitch is a kick boxer. But Tm a black belt) I swiftly kicked
her legs em and she fell down, but starts m get back up. I
jumped up and made a dash for the microwave, I made it
and smashed my fist inte the start butten. So new all We get
to is step her from turning it off. The whore grabs a
******* whisk, we heard me. She throws it, I did a true
******* nee dodge and it smashed inte her favorite mug. I
know. Then my broth er walks in. "What the **** is going en
in here?!" I paint to the fireball in the microwave, "The only
way m destroy a fag; tear him tn pieces and burn him" He
smiles a huge ******* Jack Nich Olsen smile, we both grab my
Ester and make her watch it burn. After its finished, she
runs of crying tn her reem or wherever, I op med the
microwave m find ene pathetic piece of book cover left: We
cut it inte small pieces and sprinkled it inte her favorite
cereal. The next merning she wouldn’ t say a werd, she just
sat there glaring at me and my broth er, taking the time
slowly chew every mouth full of her cereal.
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User avatar #176 - TheGrammarNazi (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I read Twighlight. I wanted to know why all the chics were loving the book. It sucked. I'm not saying it because i'm biased from gay-sparkly-vampire-wannabes. I'm saying it because the story sucked. It was not well written. It was not romantic. So he kept himself from sucking her dry. If a rapist kept himself from raping his girlfriend it would not be romantic. It would be creepy.
User avatar #171 - Dumbledore (03/30/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Dear Mr. Lawrence,
After viewing the transcript above, I proudly annouce that you have been accepted as the first Muggle into Hogwarts. I will send Hagrid to tell you the necessary information. Please watch out for your sister.
-A. Dumbledore
User avatar #309 - mandz (03/30/2010) [+] (6 replies)
So you burn your sister's book in the microwave, beat her up in the resulting fight, and force her to watch because... Twilight is a fag book? Wow.
User avatar #291 - SheWolfie (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Twilight: $15
Microwave: $100
watchin two guys burn
the book in the microwave: PRICELESS
User avatar #114 - Liechtenstein (03/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
will you post the film?
#117 to #114 - lawrenceguitars (03/30/2010) [-]
i didnt get it on film it wasnt rolling when she came in, im gona do it again with new moon
User avatar #313 - crackatrax (03/30/2010) [-]
Did the sparkles catch fire?
User avatar #209 - Totaler (03/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you my friend, deserve the gold medal for epicness, your brother can have silver
#179 - MrSkillywinkers (03/30/2010) [-]
you sir, have just changed the definition for epic win.
User avatar #411 - Grracelynn (03/30/2010) [-]
you WIN
User avatar #356 - landogriffin ONLINE (03/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wow only a jackass would do that to his sister just to have a story to tell on a site and to somehow prove that he is not gay by not liking twilight. i dont like hello kitty i dont go burning every helloklitty thing my sister has
User avatar #299 - Nitrousnoxid (03/30/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Someone came to our school today and he pointed something out.Edward is a pedophile.Bella is like 16 and Edward is a 109 year old vampire.
#102 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
... so you didn't take pictures?..
+4
#597 - derpdeederp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#549 - Deathproof (03/30/2010) [+] (4 replies)
books don't catch fire in the microwave
#551 to #549 - lawrenceguitars (03/30/2010) [-]
books covered in lighter fluid do
User avatar #395 - longrodvnhugendong (03/30/2010) [+] (11 replies)
how could a book, even one such as twilight, burn in a microwave. a microwave sends out waves that act apon water molocules. the water molocules then speed up creating heat, but a dry book doesnt have any water. i think he realy used a conventional oven.
User avatar #416 to #395 - Dincorta ONLINE (03/30/2010) [-]
or maybe... the book is made up of water molecules...
User avatar #383 - Savos Mok (03/30/2010) [-]
HEY! lawrenceguitars's SISTER! HOW DID IT FEEL WATCHING SPARKLES FINALLY DO WHAT VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IN SUNLIGHT? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
User avatar #375 - StickGerardo (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bitch should just stay in the kitchen
User avatar #378 to #375 - Lawliett (03/30/2010) [-]
*facepalm

but her being there, prevented him from burning the book...

sometimes sexism is retarded
User avatar #253 - LIMESandPOCKY (03/30/2010) [-]
... I'm just... *sniffle* so proud. <3
#111 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [-]
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
She ran out of the kitchen??????
User avatar #14 - airguitar (03/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
DUDE, this is hilarious!!!! I'm so glad i inspired this, i'll advertise for you mate with my pic thats on the front page
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