Survivng morbidity

THE MORBID
CHAN? CL
l, BE AFRAID
YOU V\” ON' T ON SHEER BRAVERY.
FRIENDS, YOU WELL NEED YOUR FEAR.
YOU TELL NEED H, AND I\ LAI‘{ E H YOUR
STRENGTH.
TEE LESSONS OE CHILDHOOD;
WE DAWN CO), E S FEETY. CLOSE YOUR
EYES. DON' T I‘» IAI‘{ E SOUND. YOUR
BLANKET IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE,
NOTSEE PROTECT YOU AS ITOUCH.
EXCEPT...
2: CHOOSE I/ WISELY
The object to your left is now your
weapon of choice. What is it?
V\ GREAT FEAR COMES GREAT
RESPONSIBILITY. ’ LL NEED TO
CHLOE A EEG WEAPON. TEE
KATLEEN IS A GOOD PLACE TO LOOK.
OR TEE GARAGE.
ALAWAYS KEEP IN AEONS TO YOUR LEFT;
YOUR RIGHT HA D IS LIKELY
OCCUPIED BY CLICKING OR FAPKING
OR BOTH “TEN YOU ARE ATTACKED.
3: USE YOUR CHARM
E BY ANY CHANCE YOU DO FACE A
ER/ CREEP/
INDDED" LL/ -SSL, THE ONLY EEG THAT
ILL SAVE YOU IS... YOUR PENIS.
ACCUIRE CONDOR\ I. PREFERABLY FROM
YOUR LEFT. AS Y THROUGH
TEE CORRIDOR, ICE YOUR
LIKE YOU JUST DON' T GIVE A FUCK AND
FLASH THOE LOVELY TEETH.
LET ME DEFENESTRATE:
VERYTHING
P, eita
AND THAT' S EXACTLY HOLT H GOES.
DON' T DOUBT BE.
l FUCK EVERYTHING,
q will rape you."
E THEY STEL DON' T RUN... SEX 'Ehf UP.
A HOLE IS A HOLE.
DODGE TYLE IS FOR UGLY CHICKS. AND
GHOS __ - LSO FOR A PRETTY GOOD TIME.
E YOU "Crr IT TO SURVIVE, YOU -HAVE-
TO SHITN TEEH\ I V\' HAT YOU CAN DO,
AND I\ IAI‘{ E TEEH\' I BEG TO STOP SEYING
TEEING.
JUST PICTURE EVERY }PIONEER LIKE
THIS, AND SAY AFTER IKE:
L TIILL PUT MY SEX ON YOU."
EDIE.
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SO TEE STEPS OE SUCCES A ,
1: HIDE, TEEN SCARE THIE SHIT OUT OE
TEETH.
2: USE PROTECTION.
Ci: PRACTICE YOUR .
l SCREW’ TEUER BRAINS, OUT.
SURVIVAL
NOW’ ENJOY EEG, PLEASE COME BACK
FOR IGNORE EXCELLENT A »"ICE E YOU
NEED.
AND SMILE HEAVENLY,
LIKE ME
DON' T BE CAREFUL OUT DEERE.
FUCK MONSTERS,
ACQUIRE SEX.
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