Adopted... Thank you funnyjunk,seriously,I love you . You found out that you are adopted A. Aal my life were a lie B. What happend to my real parents? C. Will I Adopted Thank you funnyjunk seriously I love You found out that are adopted A Aal my life were a lie B What happend to real parents? C Will
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#89 - piplh
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(12/23/2011) [-]
>Find out you're adopted
>Screw sister
>Find out your sister were adopted too
>Adoptive parents tell you your sister is actually your sister, you two were adopted together.
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#552 to #89 - herrdouchebag
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#553 to #89 - Afterlife
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#546 to #89 - muffinsurprise
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#386 to #89 - toxicskull
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**** logic...
**** logic...
#545 to #89 - HolyArachnid
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Still a better love story than Twilight.
#124 to #89 - subcelestial
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#127 to #124 - skulblaka
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#98 to #89 - urethrafranklin
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even better?
#63 - thefasrdog
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Am I the only one who would still think its disgusting to sleep with their sister even if i found out I were adopted?
Am I the only one who would still think its disgusting to sleep with their sister even if i found out I were adopted?
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User avatar #68 to #67 - thefasrdog
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Think of it this way. What if your mom was a smoking hot MILF? Would you do her if you were adopted?
#69 to #68 - eladk [OP] **User deleted account**
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#74 to #68 - eternalpleasure
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I would.
I wouldn't waste a sec before splurging me goo all over her.
I just made up the word splurging but it actually seems to be a real word.
#203 to #74 - GoMew
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#72 to #63 - acidreign
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Yep.
User avatar #191 to #63 - theoneandonlynate
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yes, but mostly because my sister is 13 and ugly as ****
User avatar #236 - madjack
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>Be 13
>In my room
>My parents walk in
>Tell me that I'm adopted
>I start to feel sad
>I ask them where my real parents are
>They are dead
>I go looking for them
>Get to the Peru
>Find an ancient temple
>Go inside
>Find a golden statue
>pick it up, hear a loud crash
>I start running
>A boulder is right behind me
>I get out
>I'm Indiana Jones
>Go home
>Kill my adoption parents
>My adopted father speaks his last words
>They are, "It was a joke"
>I turn in to a table
>Throw myself into the wood chipper
>The End
User avatar #242 to #236 - chalex
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And that's why it's the best game ever!
User avatar #246 to #242 - brockster
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what game?
User avatar #247 to #246 - chalex
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Just making an egoraptor reference.
User avatar #260 to #236 - sallysaurusrex
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6/10
I'd give you a 7, if not for the very few grammatical mistakes.
User avatar #275 to #260 - madjack
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I apologize, i thought that i read over it a couple of times.
#408 to #236 - fearian
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#263 to #236 - rudyto
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#288 to #236 - sleeiii
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wut
#256 to #236 - wishfullwalrus
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wat
wat
#274 to #256 - zhooker
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Comment Picture
#252 to #236 - milkshakerz
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>Get to the Peru  
>to the Peru  
>the Peru  
MFW
>Get to the Peru
>to the Peru
>the Peru
MFW
#281 to #252 - madjack
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I am deeply sorry for that, i meant

>Get to the Peruvian temple.

Please take this as an apology.
#414 to #281 - milkshakerz
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You are forgiven.
You are forgiven.
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#230 to #209 - travisdurandal
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I ... I... I NEED SOURCE NOW!
I ... I... I NEED SOURCE NOW!
#221 to #209 - sleeiii
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and this is why my fap folder never stops expanding
#218 to #209 - skatedawg
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Who....is....that? O_O
#231 to #218 - supasplat
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Christina Model, I think.
#237 to #231 - skatedawg
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#138 - jessiijellybean
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>Be the child of a faraway country
>Start a journey to the neighboring countr
>Kill old man in a carriage on the way
>Meet widowed queen of said country
>Marry her
>Proceed to have sex with her
>Find out she's your mother
>She gouges her eyes out with golden hairpins
>The old guy you killed awhile back was your father-- the king
>MFW
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#152 to #138 - thelastbrony
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I thought i had problems...
#158 to #152 - jessiijellybean
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Your story's got nothing on me, Heracles. D:
#166 to #138 - Jenkinhimer
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It was my understanding that she hung herself, and Oedipus gouged his eyes out.


I think you made a slight mistake.
#171 to #166 - jessiijellybean
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Dude, I read it in ninth grade, I don't even remember anymore.
If you're right, I can't argue. And I think you are. XD
User avatar #141 to #138 - namx
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oedipus, is that you?
#143 to #141 - jessiijellybean
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I love you.
I love you.
#148 to #143 - namx
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Love you too!
#3 - systemattic
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What if the sisters look like this?
#90 to #3 - sookie
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Here take these my friends.. use them well...
#6 to #3 - fritzmeister
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User avatar #13 to #3 - ningyoaijin
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I don't get it, what's so bad about that?
*enlarges*
OH DEAR LORD!
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#92 - livinglegacy
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>**** sisters
>she was actually your real mother
>the other sister was your aunt

#220 - sleeiii
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his sisters reaction after she catches him fapping to pics of her
#228 - razzlycat
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**razzlycat rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Luna Filly ** <---MFW I found out I'm adopted