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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they
stroll the guy' s lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don' t mind but I really do need to pee."' Slightly
taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don' t you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon
knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.
Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and
touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great
astonishment himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?""?)," she replies. "I' changed my
mind, I' m having a **** instead."
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#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [+] (25 replies)
*Quagmire voice*

EEEWWWWWWW >_<
User avatar #15 - Blazing (03/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Looks like
*puts shades on*
Hes about to have a " ****** " day

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #20 - dakunism (03/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i like how the woman is just like "meh sure reach through the hedge and grab my **** . i dont mind" not even a "WTF ARE YOU DOING??!"
User avatar #47 - mattiscoollike (03/29/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Looks like they
*puts on glasses*
are in a ****** situation
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
+34
#23 - bballzero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #34 - DoABarreI (03/29/2010) [-]
Well then.

**** happens i guess. >.<
User avatar #81 - PedoBeaver (03/30/2010) [+] (10 replies)
looks like..
*puts on sunglasses*
**** happens!
User avatar #110 - joblad (03/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Well, it looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
he's stuck in deep **** !
User avatar #117 to #110 - APoliteGentleman (03/30/2010) [-]
well it looks like
*pops in monacle*
that didn't really work... INDEEEEEEEEEEED!
#163 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I guess that was
*Puts on sunglasses*
A ****** decision
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #3 - SeeMeTrollin (03/29/2010) [-]
Lol. That's ****** up.
User avatar #17 - jackknife (03/29/2010) [-]
Damn, I'd rather grab her **** than her dick. That would just be weird.
User avatar #141 - Devtrooper (03/30/2010) [-]
Turd Burglar
User avatar #39 - suprdude (03/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I guess is hand on sex life is..
*puts on sunglasses*

Full of ****
-- YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
User avatar #43 to #39 - JoeTheRooster (03/29/2010) [-]
no
User avatar #4 - BlackHand (03/29/2010) [-]
oh god....
User avatar #129 - TheAssassin (03/30/2010) [-]
well, **** happens...

to land in his hand...

[troll face]
User avatar #90 - Harvest (03/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
Mary's full of ****
User avatar #97 - serialxkisser (03/30/2010) [+] (8 replies)
who gets aroused to feel up a girl taking a piss in the bushes? o.0
User avatar #35 - trevcars (03/29/2010) [-]
no no, Meg's Voice.. " I'm just trying to fit in"
User avatar #22 - KayMurder (03/29/2010) [-]
IT'S A CRAP!
User avatar #18 - TransformerArcee (03/29/2010) [-]
Poo fingers.
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