Soviet Horror story

I read that whole thing in a Russian accent.

Wait a second. You said that the house had no electricity, yet they're able to use a phone...

IF THEY HAVE NO POWER THEN WHO WAS FONE!?

I don't get.




Is supposed to be joke, right?

It is night when daughter comes in to your room. "Father, I have had terrible nightmare," she says. You reach over to nightstand and take sip of vodka. You glance at clock tower outside window. 3:23 a.m. "Why don't you tell me what happened in dream?" you say. "No," she replies, "when I told you in the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up". You feel a rustling in your bed. "Do not speak that way of your brother, Boris, you know it is not his fault we have no money for coats".
Such is life in Soviet Moscow.

who else read in Russian accent? because that's what i was doing the whole time

So am I the only one that read this in a thick Russian accent?

Look like babysitter have very, very bad day

BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?

Looks like babysitter have very, very bad day.

BLARRGdszfg

i posted this and got -4 thumbs down so i deleted it. :(

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here is another one. i also have the third one.

Legend is being going like this.

You entering bathroom and standing in front of mirror. Turning candles off and, while being in front of mirror, spinning rapidly, you chanting “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky”, several times, while catching glimpses of self on mirror. It is said that eventually you be seeing image of Leon Trotsky on mirror.

Upon exiting bathroom you are being arrested by KGB for believing in existence of Leon Trotsky, whom the party as proven never existed
Such is life in Moscow.

WHY DID I MOMENTARILY START READING THIS IN AN EASTERN-EUROPEAN ACCENT?!?!

There is absolutely no excuses for posting a repost! Unless it comes to NSFW and whatnot! Richard Simmons OP.