Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t
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Soviet Horror story

Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children already sleep in - Mitis bedsitter just sits around
and make sure good itit I; then t night, babysitter gets
Batarian and gees to read Mar BIR P. rft read d in because there' s no
electricity (parents didn' t , "l _en. . .
So, she calls parents and %.. lil. tis candles their reem.
Of course, the parents say) it. ' f, Jij' iii; atter has Aili. i. i', iii.. oiiw request. She ask
if she could COVE!‘ up Lenin statue tootsi idiiot. . edwee ‘ 'viii... i. i. with blanket er
Militia find all tradee... . t.. sithi), i... ii' kill them for trying
center Lenin militia arrest parents for nosediving Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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Submitted: 12/21/2011
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User avatar #5 - baconhero (12/21/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I read that whole thing in a Russian accent.
#22 - snup (12/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#11 - TheSchwartz (12/21/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Wait a second. You said that the house had no electricity, yet they're able to use a phone...
Wait a second. You said that the house had no electricity, yet they're able to use a phone...
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#172 - tiddycats (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
IF THEY HAVE NO POWER THEN WHO WAS FONE!?
#165 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/22/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I don't get.




Is supposed to be joke, right?
#29 - dickorcock (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
It is night when daughter comes in to your room. "Father, I have had terrible nightmare," she says. You reach over to nightstand and take sip of vodka. You glance at clock tower outside window. 3:23 a.m. "Why don't you tell me what happened in dream?" you say. "No," she replies, "when I told you in the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up". You feel a rustling in your bed. "Do not speak that way of your brother, Boris, you know it is not his fault we have no money for coats".
Such is life in Soviet Moscow.
User avatar #137 - liquidassassin (12/22/2011) [-]
who else read in Russian accent? because that's what i was doing the whole time
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#111 - IFuckinLoveHendrix (12/22/2011) [-]
Look like babysitter have very, very bad day
#19 - EpicTie ONLINE (12/21/2011) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?
#54 - IFuckinLoveHendrix (12/22/2011) [-]
Looks like babysitter have very, very bad day.
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User avatar #18 to #14 - ninjakitteh (12/21/2011) [-]
BEHOLD I HATH PARTED THE RED SEA!
User avatar #85 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
Legend is being going like this.

You entering bathroom and standing in front of mirror. Turning candles off and, while being in front of mirror, spinning rapidly, you chanting “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky”, several times, while catching glimpses of self on mirror. It is said that eventually you be seeing image of Leon Trotsky on mirror.

Upon exiting bathroom you are being arrested by KGB for believing in existence of Leon Trotsky, whom the party as proven never existed
Such is life in Moscow.
#92 - zomgodness (12/22/2011) [-]
WHY DID I MOMENTARILY START READING THIS IN AN EASTERN-EUROPEAN ACCENT?!?!
#156 - containletters (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
BLARRGdszfg

i posted this and got -4 thumbs down so i deleted it. :(

feelsbadman.jpg


here is another one. i also have the third one.
User avatar #63 - happyvirus (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Its hard to read this normally without using a russian accent
#68 to #63 - russianapathy (12/22/2011) [-]
For me it's hard to read anything without a Russian accent.

But that may be because I'm Russian.
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