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another story....
sorry for the spelling errors. I meant church bells, and get. hope you thumb!
and the grammar too. grammar nazis, please try not killing me. thanks
There was once a woman who got put in prison, while she was
there, she befriended the worker at the morgue, because this
prison had its on graveyard for its prisoners.
While there she came up with a plan along with the morgue man,
the morgue man gave her the prison keys that he stole, late at
night, when she heard church bells she would slip out and sneak
into the morgue, there she would get in with one of the bodies
and be buried alive, after an hour in the coffin the morgue man
so the same night she heard church bill and she unlocked her
door and slipped away, she snuck into the morgue and gut
underneath the sheets with one of the dead bodies, after a while
she felt the coffin lid shut down on her and she was buried alive,
she spent an hour or two in the coffin, waiting to be dug up, after
a while she decided to light a match for light.
And there next to her, dead, was the body of the morgue man.
there, she befriended the worker at the morgue, because this
prison had its on graveyard for its prisoners.
While there she came up with a plan along with the morgue man,
the morgue man gave her the prison keys that he stole, late at
night, when she heard church bells she would slip out and sneak
into the morgue, there she would get in with one of the bodies
and be buried alive, after an hour in the coffin the morgue man
so the same night she heard church bill and she unlocked her
door and slipped away, she snuck into the morgue and gut
underneath the sheets with one of the dead bodies, after a while
she felt the coffin lid shut down on her and she was buried alive,
she spent an hour or two in the coffin, waiting to be dug up, after
a while she decided to light a match for light.
And there next to her, dead, was the body of the morgue man.
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Wouldn't lighting a match deplete her limited oxygen supply more quickly?
If she died in that coffin, then how did this story become known?
how the hell does a prisoner get matches??
so instead of using the match after the first hour she decides "oh ill just wait another hour till i use it" good story though not scary needs to be slower if you go to fast we cant feel what she is feeling
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ukellisuae (12/22/2011) [-]
light a match and burn more oxygen in a coffin. fucking genius -.-
#43
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N. Korean citizen (12/22/2011) [-]
If you're being buried, why would you even light a match, that just takes up your oxygen supply.
#50
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N. Korean citizen (12/22/2011) [-]
after a half hour you would die of oxygen depravidy there even less entertaining
#49
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sidekickman (12/22/2011) [-]
**sidekickman rolled a random image posted in comment #743792 at FJ Pony Thread **
Her face when she realizes what the fuck was going on
Her face when she realizes what the fuck was going on
#54
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N. Korean citizen (01/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I'm sorry, but is this written on a ragecomic format?