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Dodging a bullet

oc by me

he me watching" porn my room with wild appear" 'sale/ r/ j, - "
headier: mess like a boss (vest/ T" f “
hiki I
in. We wun' t interupt , H I
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Submitted: 12/20/2011
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#7 - sinonyx ONLINE (12/21/2011) [-]
was rubbing at this thing for at least 10 seconds before i realized i'm retarded
#5 - ShamanMaster (12/21/2011) [-]
this happened a few days ago

I'm in my room fapping like a madman when my dad knocks on the door. As quick as lightning i close all my tabs and only my desktop is up. He opens the door and says "dinner is ready....what are you hiding?" I calmly reply "porn" He then says "oh" then closes the door. I'm about to go back to it when he opens the door again and says with a big trolldad smile "can i see?"

once again i reply calmly "no"

"oh, ok" and he leaves.
#3 - lateralcockdamage (12/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
ok so a couple of years a ago I was lookin up some anime because fuck you. But being a little chubby, I decided to go get a sandwhich. when I got upstairs my dad was in my room. Freaking out at this point because i left some nasty shit up. I'm talking tentacles up the ass shit. He starts talking like hes gonna ground me. I'm starting to sweat and my voice gets all whiney. He starts saying he liked it. I start getting uncomfortable at this point and want to leave. Hfw
User avatar #13 - suox (12/21/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I'm proud to say I've never been caught fapping, not even "almost". Lightning quick reflexes and sharp hearing aided me well.

Also I had my own computer and my parents respected my privacy.
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#18 - neggroplezzz (12/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**neggroplezzz rolled a random image posted in comment #437 at Things That Happen at Work: Part Two **
User avatar #23 to #18 - ShadowEagle (12/21/2011) [-]
with SOPA voting today. Yeah, freedom, lot's of freedom
#22 - weavedog (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #30 - Fifee Boy ONLINE (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
who watches porn and doesnt masturbate?
#38 - ibinluv (12/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
am i weird for being a 17 year old male and not watching porn? i find it hard to take seriously because it's so fake. dont get me wrong i'll put it on every now and then.. but it's weeks between each other, if that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - plazmaflare (12/21/2011) [-]
Everyone has different tastes, i dont see why it would be odd, but on funnyjunk i see what you mean. i find feel like im the only one in the world that can walk on legos all day long. Or spend 2 seconds taking a shit instead of half an hour like everybody else.
User avatar #4 - kanaka (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Small story for you, My ex-girlfriend, whom I broke up with 2 years ago, recently posted that she had *another* miscarriage, and her being 21 years old. I thank god I hadn't stayed with her, or else I'd be in a damned trap right now.
#45 - klondikemonster (12/21/2011) [-]
I can't look at normal porn anymore; I have looked at many a kinky or unique things.
#44 - crackboots (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> need to use PC
> walk in on fapping son with my wife
> think of an excuse to leave the room and avoid awkwardness
> "i'll not interrupt your music"
> still can't believe he bought it

i think your parents dodged a bullet, not you.
User avatar #37 - mattdoggy (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #10 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/21/2011) [-]
You failed to live up to one of the five rules of going incognito. You should always be aware of when someone is walking towards your room or even close to it so you can be especially ready to ctrl w out of the dubious site.
User avatar #43 - jkrhpotter (12/21/2011) [-]
#41 - anonymous (12/21/2011) [-]
Guys, i'm pretty sure SOPA didn't pass anyway. Even if it did who the fuck would follow it?
User avatar #40 - jkrhpotter (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #11 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/21/2011) [-]
We always try to cover it up or atleast postpone them from knowing. I was fourteen until my parents actually had hard evidence that I fapped. I assume that they already knew I did way before that.
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