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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - sinonyx
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(12/21/2011) [-]
was rubbing at this thing for at least 10 seconds before i realized i'm retarded
#5 - ShamanMaster
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(12/21/2011) [-]
this happened a few days ago

I'm in my room fapping like a madman when my dad knocks on the door. As quick as lightning i close all my tabs and only my desktop is up. He opens the door and says "dinner is ready....what are you hiding?" I calmly reply "porn" He then says "oh" then closes the door. I'm about to go back to it when he opens the door again and says with a big trolldad smile "can i see?"

once again i reply calmly "no"

"oh, ok" and he leaves.
#3 - lateralcockdamage
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(12/21/2011) [-]
ok so a couple of years a ago I was lookin up some anime because **** you. But being a little chubby, I decided to go get a sandwhich. when I got upstairs my dad was in my room. Freaking out at this point because i left some nasty **** up. I'm talking tentacles up the ass ****. He starts talking like hes gonna ground me. I'm starting to sweat and my voice gets all whiney. He starts saying he liked it. I start getting uncomfortable at this point and want to leave. Hfw
#6 to #3 - harryballzack
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Whut the fock
Whut the fock
User avatar #8 to #3 - sinonyx
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hmm i've heard this before... front page a few days ago wasnt it...
#9 to #8 - machone
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yep.
#13 - suox
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#19 to #13 - overworld
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#16 to #13 - CaveboyZero **User deleted account**
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#21 to #13 - vittorrio
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That's not enough to keep it totally hidden :D
#15 to #13 - Gothrick
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You don't need to be caught if they already know that you do it.
User avatar #33 to #15 - jellybob
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and chances are they do lol
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#18 - neggroplezzz
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**neggroplezzz rolled a random image posted in comment #437 at Things That Happen at Work: Part Two **
User avatar #23 to #18 - ShadowEagle
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(12/21/2011) [-]
with SOPA voting today. Yeah, freedom, lot's of freedom
User avatar #29 to #23 - kingrayne
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(12/21/2011) [-]
SOPA was delayed in the markup to sometime in January.
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User avatar #34 to #28 - legionnseven
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I'm not so sure about that...
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User avatar #36 to #35 - legionnseven
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Oh, I'm sure they'll regret it. I just wouldn't get my hopes up. Now, the ideal situation would be that SOPA and PIPA fall flat on their metaphorical faces the minute they hit the floor. But at the very leat, it'll be a long fight.
#22 - weavedog
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(12/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #30 - Fifee Boy
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who watches porn and doesnt masturbate?
#32 to #30 - headkicker
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<-- This guy.

You know porn stars get off on the knowledge that Chuck Norris may watch.
#38 - ibinluv
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(12/21/2011) [-]
am i weird for being a 17 year old male and not watching porn? i find it hard to take seriously because it's so fake. dont get me wrong i'll put it on every now and then.. but it's weeks between each other, if that.
User avatar #42 to #38 - XEC **User deleted account**
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i cant watch pornos due to them being weird, fake and cheesy nor can i watch normal videos (except lesbian, or just females doing whatever) because the guy is major bonerkill. i prefer pictures and my imagination. im 17 too by the way. if you want pictures try imagefap . com. be warned though. a livejasmin popup comes up when you first click on it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - plazmaflare
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Everyone has different tastes, i dont see why it would be odd, but on funnyjunk i see what you mean. i find feel like im the only one in the world that can walk on legos all day long. Or spend 2 seconds taking a **** instead of half an hour like everybody else.
User avatar #4 - kanaka
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Small story for you, My ex-girlfriend, whom I broke up with 2 years ago, recently posted that she had *another* miscarriage, and her being 21 years old. I thank god I hadn't stayed with her, or else I'd be in a damned trap right now.
#17 to #4 - anon id: 9f82893f
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Funny man my ex was supposedly prgo with my kid four times three "miscarriages" supposedly later and doctors proving she was not even prego the last time and her still claiming she was I broke up with her. Thats dodging bullets.