PAPER BEATS ROCK. Think about it. If i get enough thumbs/or comments ill make another edit/ OK ATTENTION FUNNJUNKERS: I did not make that i figured you people w
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PAPER BEATS ROCK

PAPER BEATS ROCK. Think about it. If i get enough thumbs/or comments ill make another edit/ OK ATTENTION FUNNJUNKERS: I did not make that i figured you people w

Think about it. If i get enough thumbs/or comments ill make another edit/ OK ATTENTION FUNNJUNKERS: I did not make that i figured you people would be smart enough to know this. But i like i said i saw it on demetri martin a few years back somewhat forgot it found it again lold an though "hey funnjunk would like this. So please quit bitching and just enjoy the joke. my god people.EDIT FRONT PAGE WOOOOOO!!!!!

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get
hew a rock can heat scissors, but there' s no *******
way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
magically wrap around reek and leave it : yiw?
why the hell can' t paper to stressors.?. sacred
scissors, why can' t paper do this to people? why
arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constanlty rusticating students as they take notes in
class? i' ll tell you why, because paper cant beat
anybody. a rock would tear that **** up in 2
seconds. when i play reek paper sewers, i always
cheese reek. then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the
face with my already deemed distant say, oh ****
he serry, i thought paper would protect you, you
asshole
PAPER
IT PROTECTS NO ONE
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#13 - RockLobster Comment deleted by JimmyNormal [-]
User avatar #18 - SamuelElJackson (03/29/2010) [-]
paper should be dynamite with a cutable fuse
blows up rock, scissors cut its string
User avatar #17 - MrFlappers (03/29/2010) [-]
Demetri martin...niceeeee
User avatar #34 - Paranoid Sniper (03/30/2010) [-]
wow.... its just a game....
#35 to #34 - Bongofdestiny (03/30/2010) [-]
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #30 - luidias (03/29/2010) [-]
solution: replace paper with dynamite with a cuttable wick.
User avatar #23 - cjgutierrez (03/29/2010) [-]
you didnt make this! i saw it like 2 years ago. are you really taking credit?!
#24 to #23 - JimmyNormal (03/29/2010) [-]
clearly i figured it was pretty obvious im not taking credit. I originally saw it on demetri martin sorta forgot it found it again and decided to share it with fj. Besides theres like 1000 of these paper beats rock rants i just lold and thought fj would lol too.
User avatar #27 to #24 - JohnnyDMented (03/29/2010) [-]
'I will make another' generally means that you made the first one
#28 to #27 - JimmyNormal (03/29/2010) [-]
Okay well my bad my im used to saying make not post but once more i repeatedly admited this was not made by me i just thought youd guys enjoy but apparently everyones on their period. Except for those who actually laughed and got on with their lives.
#25 to #23 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
if you read the fuking description it says this
#37 - SonOfTittyFish (03/30/2010) [-]
another side of the discussion
someone tries to punch you(fist shaped like rock) or throw a rock at you
what do you do? meet it with another fist? you end up with broken knuckles. use two fingers? you got two broken fingers. now what if you use an open hand(looks like paper)? omg you catch the punch/rock!!!
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#11 - animaljarhead (03/29/2010) [-]
*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**c lap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**cla p**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap* *clap*clap
#33 to #11 - anon (03/30/2010) [-]
*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
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#6 - WildZombie Comment deleted by JimmyNormal [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Minggu (03/29/2010) [-]
Still funny dude.
User avatar #10 to #7 - WildZombie (03/29/2010) [-]
Yeah but he shouldn't insinuate that he made this one.
User avatar #1 - Scrackkn (03/29/2010) [-]
my internetz, you have them
#2 to #1 - JimmyNormal (03/29/2010) [-]
why thank you =D ill take goods care of them
User avatar #4 to #2 - givemecoke (03/29/2010) [-]
i shall steal them and protect myself with paper....ok not my best plan
User avatar #31 - mmmbaconbits (03/30/2010) [-]
demetri martin didn't make the joke, i've had this picture, minus the op's comments, in my pictures on my computer for at least 4 years.
#32 to #31 - JimmyNormal (03/30/2010) [-]
well demetri martin made a similar joke i found this lol'd and shared it with you guys. but apparently as ive said before need a tampon.
User avatar #16 - DeadpoolWontShutup (03/29/2010) [-]
I used to annoy the hell out of my friends when playing a Rock, paper, scissors game I would always put my fingers into the cross position and use "The Jesus move!"

I'd win every time.
#8 - Raiki (03/29/2010) [-]
got this from a comedian... I laughed the first time I heard this YEARS AGO
#5 - Hightower (03/29/2010) [-]
LOL. Finally, something funny today.
User avatar #36 - Chubbles (03/30/2010) [-]
They can protect pretty glass vases from getting damaged in the mail... you can stuff it with newspaper and save the bubblewrap for yourself.

*pop* *pop* *pop*
#29 - piranha (03/29/2010) [-]
I also have wondered this. The only thing it can do is cut you. Paper cuts hurt like a bitch, but hardly defeat you.
User avatar #14 - LazyPuppy (03/29/2010) [-]
But the Pen is mightier than the sword O.O
User avatar #20 to #14 - AIDsMuffin (03/29/2010) [-]
Sword cuts pen in half. What now?
User avatar #22 to #14 - Dictun (03/29/2010) [-]
Who ever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons.
#26 to #14 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
If actions speak louder than words, WHy is the pen mightier than the sword?
#15 to #14 - Seatle (03/29/2010) [-]
Not if a rock is involved.
User avatar #9 - ThatRussianGuy (03/29/2010) [-]
ill tell you how. Since money is made from trees it is defined as paper. If you have "paper" you could hire bodyguards with machine guns and make a Terminator just for yourself. A guy comes up throws rock, you shoot him in the face with a 50 cal sniper rifle.
User avatar #12 to #9 - butteykiller (03/29/2010) [-]
............ money is made of a cotton blend with several other materials but mainly cotton just stop talking now rock pwns and do not think any different
User avatar #21 to #12 - AIDsMuffin (03/29/2010) [-]
Yeah, listen to this guy. There is almost no wood pulp (Main "ingredient" in paper) in bills.
#3 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
how the **** does this only have 13 thumbzz
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