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Oh America, you so sirry

Lets be Honest!
The Revolutionary War -
The War of 1812 -
The Mexican American War -
The American Civil War -
The Spanish American War -
The Indian American Wars -
World War I -
World War II -
Cold War
The Vietnam War -
The Invasion of Grenada -
The Invasion of Panama - 1989
Operation Desert Storm
Operation United Shield
Operation Determined Falcon
Operation Enduring Freedom
Operation Iraqi Freedom
Operation Freedom Falcon 2011-
We have been a country for 235 years.
WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR FOR
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Submitted: 12/19/2011
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#308 - pfhridge (12/20/2011) [+] (45 replies)
The Revolutionary War: 7 years (1776 was when we officially became a county, this wasn't even an official War due to technicalities like WE WERE STILL PART OF BRITAIN. But we'll still count it for ***** and gigs.)
The War of 1812: 2 years
The Mexican American War: 0 (The Mexican-American War was more or less a conflict where Mexico slowly tried to take over small settlements from America, no war.)
The Spanish American War: ******** that was about five months of fighting from April to August. Not two full years.
The Indian ((Or: Native American)) American wars: 0 (It was a series of conflicts and small, unorganized, rallies. Not a war at all.)
World War I: 4 (Legit)
World War II: 3 You can blame Japan for that little mess. Also, we didn't enter the equation until about '42, up until then we were just support the Allies with guns, troops, heavy artillery, etc,.
Cold War: 0 It was a series of tensions between the US and Russia after WW2. We were on the brink of war but never actually entered war. It's called the cold war because there was no heated battle, just off the record belly poking country leaders.
The Vietnam War: 8 We didn't factually join the war until 1965.
The Invasion of Grenada: 0 We simply helped aid in the "Coup d'état" of Cubin the people. Meaning we aided in the liberation, and was not counted as a full war.
The Invasion of Panama - Operation freedom Falcon: 0 were not wars at all. Mear power struggles and continual resurgence for freedom fighters. We did not wage war on anyone for that time.

LET'S BE HONEST:

We've been a country for 235 years and have been at war for:

24 YEARS

That's ******* awesome.

Also: Read up on your history before reposting shirt reposts like this, I've debunked at least fifty of these idiot posts so far.

~A History Professor
#31 - mestroxant (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#66 - demandsgayversion (12/20/2011) [-]
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Bitch please
#60 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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Well we like war!!
We like war because we're good at it! You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice!

This country is only 200 years old and we've already had 10 major wars (among others as provided above..)
We average a Major War every 20 years in this country! SO WE'RE GOOD AT IT!!
And it's a good thing we are...we're not very good at anything else anymore!!
#583 - thegorn (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Also, a list of our wars looks like toad from super mario!
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#338 - ludislavonac ONLINE (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch please, Croatia - in various wars since 925.
User avatar #249 - jordygordy (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
most people don't really count the cold war as a war. nobody died in the cold war. not a single shot was fired during the cold war, that's why it's called the cold war, as a matter of fact....
User avatar #456 - Aspirin (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Where the **** do they find the money for that?
#471 to #456 - mrparadox (12/20/2011) [-]
from your mommy and daddies wallets.....
#476 - Womens Study Major (12/20/2011) [+] (15 replies)
American defends his country's honor on funnyjunk
Minus 50 thumbs.

F.a.g.g.o.t Euro bitches make stupid, over used jokes.
Front page next day.

**** this website.
these ******* retards from other ********* ruin the fun.

Americans:
We created the ******* INTERENT and the COMPUTER!

so shut the your bitch euro asses up!
#480 to #476 - Dragonmatsta (12/20/2011) [-]
Who colonized america?
#112 - aznsauce (12/20/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Revolutionary War- America was not a nation in 1775
indian american war- that's sporadic conflict, not constant warfare. Also, warfare and conflict aren't the same thing.
WWI- America entered it in 1917, not 1914
Cold War- Again, wasn't constant conflict; it was a group of sporadic proxy wars in foreign countries



tl;dr : OP is a biased Richard Simmons
User avatar #11 - achphoenix (12/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
And in europa there has been at least 1 war going on for the last 1000 years
#13 to #11 - fukluvmakesammichs (12/19/2011) [-]
difference: america=1 country
europe= 50 countries
#615 - SemiAnon (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#629 - dtcrawl (12/20/2011) [-]
Meh, I'm a pretty patriotic American.  
I could go off and be all butthurt, and probably reason with everyone here and explain why there's been so much war  
Or point out Europes war struggles  
  
  
But I won't  
Here's a platypus
Meh, I'm a pretty patriotic American.
I could go off and be all butthurt, and probably reason with everyone here and explain why there's been so much war
Or point out Europes war struggles


But I won't
Here's a platypus
User avatar #117 - Ryukenblaze (12/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
cold war was an espionage war not a military war
#124 - thatevanguy (12/20/2011) [-]
But, we still win.
But, we still win.
#9 - hazzlet (12/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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