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#116 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
You morons. First of all- OP faked this.
Number two- you really want the wrath of 4chan? 4chan is right now working to destroy 9gag. 9gag is two days away from death. You really wanna end up like 9gag?

It will be blood. Nothing but blood. We haven't a chance against the hell of the internets. We're talking about a website where every user is Insanity Wolf.
User avatar #212 to #116 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/20/2011) [-]
i havent gone on 9gag. can u show me how 4chan is DESTROYING 9gag?
User avatar #374 to #212 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
I'm not sure if they've started yet, but /b/ and Anonymous usually destroy the site by posting CP, gore, rape pics, and every other horrid image, and then they just shut the site down.
User avatar #426 to #374 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/20/2011) [-]
sounds fun..
User avatar #427 to #426 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
It is. I've done a few wars before, and seeing the little twelve year olds cry and moan about people cut in half and other such pictures. Then, the DDOS is just the icing on the cake which usually shuts them up for a while. Be thankful they aren't angry at FJ.
User avatar #431 to #427 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/20/2011) [-]
also..nice username. HAPPY HANNUKAH!
User avatar #432 to #431 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
NEIN JUDEN! Oh, and DDOS is distributed denial of service. It shuts down a site.
User avatar #433 to #432 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/20/2011) [-]
makes sense. and im "jewish" and i lold everywhere at the username and comment
User avatar #430 to #427 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/20/2011) [-]
DDOS? not newRichard Simmons just dumbass
User avatar #123 to #116 - hungryfish (12/20/2011) [-]
What are they doing to 9gag?
#128 to #123 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
9gag got smug. They took credit for a lot of memes, and they mocked Anonymous. As for right now, they're talking about spamming it to death with gore and porn. But knowing Anon, they'll probably hack the site and shut it down for awhile.
User avatar #383 to #128 - iesuschristus (12/20/2011) [-]
Oh like that will ever happen. Remember the 4chan "invasion" about two months ago? it was really "horrifying". all they did was ddos a bit and post pictures of gore on the comments. i really shat my pants.
#380 to #128 - InfernalOneShot ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
They're only going to DDoS it, mfw you think Anonymous can actually hack something
User avatar #428 to #380 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
There is a difference between Anonymous and /b/. /b/ is usually doing the wars, while Anonymous does hack. They hacked NATO recentl, and also gave the location of an unknown drug cartel to the FBI because the people their kidnapped one of their members. Anonymous also recently gave the address of a bunch of kidnappers and molesters to the FBI.
User avatar #434 to #428 - InfernalOneShot ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
Anon operations usually consist of using LOIC or HOIC.
#225 to #128 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
I thought they got mad because 9gag posted a thing were they edited a post from collegehumor and at the bottom it said that 9gag was the "supervillian" of the internet and said that they stole souls and said they were the enemies of the internet. Some one from 4chan found and lost his shit. The funny thing is that 9gag wasn't even mentioned in the oringinal post.
#160 to #128 - deluxedonut (12/20/2011) [-]
blablabla 4chan blablabla hacking blablabla 9gag. Grow the fuck up. Aren't we supposed to be fighting a bill right now? 4chan isnt filled with uber haxors anymore, its 2011 for shits sake, now its filled with 12-15 year olds who think theyre part of this unbreakable brotherhood when theyre actually not. Funnyjunk isnt any different though except they dont suck their own cocks about it in public. At least on 9gag i dont have to read dumb ass generic comments on every post with the same damn memes that people cant use creatively anymore. I dont hate 4chan, but its people like you who promote it to fa.ggots and make it a shitty place.
#177 to #160 - architectanonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
I didn't read anything you wrote but I can't not comment on this picture.
I didn't read anything you wrote but I can't not comment on this picture.
#165 to #160 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
I'm not a /b/ro. Nor do I visit it frequently, or promote it. I just know better than to fuck with the people who shut down the Westborro Baptist Church site, hacked into NATO, and scared the fuck out of the government.

Oh, and your MS PAINT skills are amazing by the way. I'm a PENIS monster. Pure. Genius.
#168 to #165 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
But that wasn't /b/. That was Anonymous. A common mistake.
User avatar #170 to #168 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
Anonymous and /b/ are pretty close.
Anonymous was spawned on the boards of 4chan. I have no doubt that most of the hackers in Anon are from 4chan.
User avatar #172 to #170 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
Bit ti mention that what I saw was an Anonymous note saying that they're going after 9gag. Their signature. I doubt that all of Anonymous is all for it, they rarely are all on the same page at the same time, but there's some part of Anon that's pissed.
#239 to #172 - baconisbacon (12/20/2011) [-]
that's the thing about it it's a very horrible system no one is identified as one of them and you could pose and what not it's all so mix matched and un-unified
User avatar #253 to #239 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
Exactly. But the point behind that is that Anonymous can be anyone. and Anonymous is anybody. It's supposed to mean that Anonymous is no different than anyone you meet. Anonymous is the public that is abused every day.
#437 to #253 - baconisbacon (12/21/2011) [-]
true and it's a clever system they can't pin it on one organization of people no way to scatter them or single one out to give information of the others they are un knowing brothers to one another
User avatar #372 to #253 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
I think that the boards of /b/ act as a base for Anonymous. The few times I've been their threads, they act much different from /b/. They seem more refined, more bussinesslike.
#127 to #123 - milesbacon (12/20/2011) [-]
and how can we help?
#199 to #127 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
It is written that there really isn't much anyone can do to help 9gag, if that's what you mean. This isn't like facebook, which has a SHIT load of security and people behind it. This is 9gag, a site built by a few people and pretty little princess in a dressistrated by a few people.

As for FJ, I doubt that 4chan wants to kill us yet. If they do, then we'll have to try and manage what we can from the rubble once they're done. As long as we don't piss them off like 9gag (trying to claim some memes as our own, trying to promote ourselves on 4chan, etc, etc) we should be okay from anything huge.

This 9gag thing is an operation. We haven't pissed them off that badly yet.
#443 to #199 - milesbacon (12/21/2011) [-]
No, I ask how can we, the people of funnyjunk, help 4chan destroy 9gag
User avatar #444 to #443 - TheCynic (12/21/2011) [-]
OH! That's easy. Just create an account and vote up the gore and porn, or spam it to the best of your ability.
#126 to #123 - patriotpride (12/20/2011) [-]
9gag is stealing a bunch of shit from 4chan, and saying 4chan stole it from them, so 4chan, (like the crazy bastards they are) is waging 'war' on 9gag. They're probably just gonna DDoS it, like everything else they've done. I only go there for the pr0nz now.
User avatar #131 to #126 - hungryfish (12/20/2011) [-]
I see, well, 9gag Richard Simmonss better hope they have a good firewall and a network admi.n that isn't a retard to filter out the attacks. But still, someone posted another comment on my comment just now saying that 9gag took credit for lots of memes and mocked Anonymous. Sounds like they deserve it.
User avatar #135 to #131 - patriotpride (12/20/2011) [-]
Anonymous isn't even scary anymore; it's all political. Ooh, they're going to protest my comments? Big whoop. A couple years ago, they were a force to be reckoned with, now they're all a bunch of overreacting pussies who complain about their jobs, when those jobs are barely needed in our modern world. /b/ is kind of dead now, meme-wise. No new OC lately, too many newRichard Simmonss TRYING to make OC, but failing, hard. Thanks to Tumblr, all the memes that made 4Chan mainstream eventually killed it. And, yeah...
User avatar #429 to #135 - ilovehitler (12/20/2011) [-]
That's the problem; when Anonymous does attacks then all the youngf.ags want o go to /b/. they ruin it. /b/ isn't much, but Anonymous is still pretty badass when they choose to be. Anonymous has always been white hat, only for a short while it became the bane of peace.
#130 to #126 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
You are incorrect. /b/ is trying to do this movement all on their own.

They tried to insight some amount of pride into the other boards, but because of the amount of newRichard Simmonss and shit posters, there is no more pride on the other boards of 4chan. The reality is that 4chan is dead. That's why 9gag is going to keep walking all over what we've done, and force shit into peoples' mouths. Yea, I'm sure they'll DDoS the site for a bit, but not forever. OldRichard Simmonss have left to new places on the internet. NewRichard Simmonss can't in2 the internet.

Just wanted to clear up the whole "4chan" vs. "/b/" thing.
User avatar #132 to #130 - patriotpride (12/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know it's just /b/, but that's the only board I go on, so I just got used to calling /b/ "4Chan."
#120 to #119 - TheCynic (12/20/2011) [-]
Exactly!
Exactly!
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