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Fresh Start

The Fresh Start
Somewhere in west Philadelphia, you will Find an old basketball court with
a single ball lying in the middie- hick it up and start shooting hoops- Alter a
while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a
fight, which you must accept.
After the Fight, you mmost go home and relay the events to your mother.
She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of
the distracts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to we there
for an period of time.
with your bags packed, go to the street comer, and whistle for a cab,
The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and
upon closer inspection, novelty may dice will hang in the mirror. Although
you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do
not bear any bought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of
the car and say To homes to Bel Air', ‘foo will stop in from of a mansion,
and it will be sometime between 7 and s o' clock, eatery though it will feel
like ymi' been mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say We
homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby, Walk up
to the door, look caver your shoulder once, and then knock on the door
three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip ti_ in' ied -
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Submitted: 12/19/2011
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User avatar #7 - ThirteenthNova (12/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Got it as soon as i read West Philadelphia
#43 - jerebear (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #35 - comptonhammer (12/20/2011) [+] (13 replies)
>Me and my 2 buddys hanging out at a drive in
>Older friend starts to mess with these girls in front of us.
>They tell him to **** off
>He leaves
>Just me and my other friend
>Start talking to the girl.
>My other friend shows up.
>We go get some coke
>After the movie, we walk the girl home
>Hey boyfriend and his friends show up in a car.
>They're gonna jump us.
>Girl goes with them so we can go home safely.
>Me and my friend, Johnny, decide to go chill in a park for a few.
>Accidentally fall asleep so I rush home
>Brother punches me so I run and get Johnny
>That girl from the drive ins boyfriend starts to drown me in a fountain so Johnny kills him
>We run away, find an old abandon church to hide in and we hide there for awhile
>Friend Dallas show up
>Dallas gives us a ride to get something to eat
>As we ride back a school is on fire so we go save them
>Roof collapses on Johnny & Johnnys in hospital
>Johnny dies
>Dallas gets mad that he died, runs out of the hospital &robs some place
>Dallas opens the door, gets on the floor, everybody does the dinosaur
My life hasn't changed since.
#114 - doctoranon (12/20/2011) [-]
'Somewhere in West Philadelphia'

"I'm about to get Bel-Aired."

*one reading later*

<---- mfw
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User avatar #140 - HeyDingo (12/20/2011) [-]
I read this in Morgan Freemans voice.. and it was amazing.
#120 - ahnoneemuhs (12/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I got it at &quot;Fresh Start&quot;
I got it at "Fresh Start"
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#103 - salsawin (12/20/2011) [-]
At "relay the events to your mother" I broke down and started giggling.
#137 - puuuage (12/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#123 - soupkey (12/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - TheFedexGuy (12/19/2011) [-]
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#19 - vaginaleakage (12/20/2011) [-]
Scariest morbid post ive seen.

Ever.

For you guys who havent read the post and are looking at the comments, just next it. Trust.
#196 - DealZ (12/23/2011) [-]
I read "west philadelphia" and knew where this was going
#39 - BlackieChan (12/20/2011) [+] (6 replies)
fresh prince thread?
fresh prince thread?
#42 to #41 - mr skeltal (12/20/2011) [-]
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#20 - colonelbyers (12/20/2011) [-]
This one didn't scare the **** out of me... unlike the rest
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