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#15 - harryballzack
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/20/2011) [-]
>going to McDonalds
>only have a little over a dollar
>only get a cheeseburger.
>order it with only the meat cheese and bun
>in a hurry so I don't check to see if the order is correct
>drive home
>get home and open the bag
>"wtf is this"
>I take out the burger and it's HUGE
>realize they put more toppings on than I wanted
>"whatever I'll eat it anyway"
>try to take a bite
>something's wrong
>I look at the burger
>my fingers and hands are black
>I am a black man
>I start to panic and feel hungry at the same time
>I try to take another bite
>realize I have no mouth
>no eyes
>no nose
>no face
>i am a lamp faced black man.
#20 to #15 - chodes
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/20/2011) [-]
bitch please