Oh if only

I signed out to post this. Mot because I am a pussy, but because this is personal shit. All of the fifth graders were taken on an overnight trip to historic Williamsburg, VA. I started about half way into the ride there. I felt and knew what had probably happened. Went to the restroom <on the bus> and I was right. I asked my teacher if she had a pad. She then asked some other teachers and the principal. <female> I was quiet about it, but apparently the teachers found it amusing. Blah, blah... then we get back and our parents are waiting to pick us up. I was on the third bus. When I got off the bus and saw my mom, I said, "I've got something to tell you." She says, "I know. That little black girl told me." I say, "She told you what?" "That you got your period." I was SO PISSED. I didn't even get to tell before she heard from that little bitch. I was NeVER a violent child. NEVER. But about a year later, she got what was coming to her. I had a christmas gift I was taking to school to give a friend and she opened it. It was a metal slinky, because I am old as fuck, and she opened it and stretched it to hell. Needless to say, I beat her ass and I wasn't even punished for it. I saw her at our 10 year reunion and I said hello and she was very humble acting. I'm nothing even close to a badass, but everyone has their limits. I know PERIODS sound really gross to you guys, but it really hurt when my mom found out from someone else. I'll stop ranting now. Sorry, I know tl;dr.

AND THAT'S WHERE MCDONALDS COMES FROM!