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#248 - spjlapj (12/19/2011) [-]
**spjlapj rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Fuck it I'm young ** the problem with this is under 18s buy coke and thats basicly saying go get laid guys heres a free condom -.- op's a idiot
User avatar #255 to #248 - LordOfHate (12/19/2011) [-]
They do that anyways. A 13 year old can walk into a planned parenthood location and get a free box of condoms.
#257 to #255 - spjlapj (12/19/2011) [-]
**spjlapj rolled a random image posted in comment #751088 at FJ Pony Thread ** the fuck has this world come to pic possible related
User avatar #259 to #257 - LordOfHate (12/19/2011) [-]
They are assuming kids are going to want to have sex, since the increase in teen pregnancy so they decided to at least try to let kids have safe sex if they were going to have sex at all.
#263 to #259 - spjlapj (12/19/2011) [-]
**spjlapj rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at GGG ** hmm smart (i had this idea some time ago and presented it to my class and my teacher basicly said what i just said) oh btw i rolled some tits :D
#242 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
This reminds me of the film 'the gods must be crazy', but with condoms
#235 - goubulblok (12/19/2011) [-]
this post is all about HIV's so why does it start with child diarrhea?
#246 to #235 - dygidyg (12/19/2011) [-]
This face again! How's it called?
User avatar #240 to #235 - yuitripfag **User deleted account** (12/19/2011) [-]
Because they both come from the same shit hole?
#229 - wahnsinnswolf (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey how about that, most HIV infections in Africa happen by rape, so remember to tell the women to tell their rapist to put a condom on first. Also make sure to tell all the infected prostitudes to aquire enough condomes (around 10 cans a day, easily affordable, I'd guess)..
User avatar #227 - Lintutu (12/19/2011) [-]
2 problems there buddy. Religion will get super buttmad and children drink coke too you know
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#216 - ruckallthefules (12/19/2011) [-]
What if people think about using needles and break some condoms and you didn't even notice so your girlfriend is pregnant and the cola company get sued and everyone is pregnant and complete world domination by babys and people start shooting up the school and spaghetti comes out of pockets and open the door get on the floor everybody lost the game?

Have you ever thought of that?
User avatar #218 to #216 - amarazengiku (12/19/2011) [-]
No.
User avatar #215 - drstumps (12/19/2011) [-]
Is this going to happen in America? Cause then I can just buy coke instead of buying condoms... If I ever got to use them...
User avatar #238 to #215 - captan (12/19/2011) [-]
and it wouldnt be as awkward as buying condoms
User avatar #287 to #238 - drstumps (12/19/2011) [-]
Exactly!
#207 - chubbzilla (12/19/2011) [-]
That is genuinely a good idea.

Why is this impossible? DO EEEEETTTTT!
#205 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
Why would a rapist wear a condon ?
#201 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #200 - iamnebula (12/19/2011) [-]
What and have condoms fucking everywhere?
#189 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
<--- THIS is the fucking reason for all the AIDS and HIV. Ban this, and maybe they will start using condoms. If the christians hadn't converted them against their will, AIDS would not be as big a problem at all. Sad, but true.
<--- THIS is the fucking reason for all the AIDS and HIV. Ban this, and maybe they will start using condoms. If the christians hadn't converted them against their will, AIDS would not be as big a problem at all. Sad, but true.
#241 to #189 - wahnsinnswolf (12/19/2011) [-]
You think the guys going around raping women will use condoms? You think the people who can't afford food would buy condoms? You think the people who struggle every day to get food and can't even read care about what the pope says? Also stop posting stupid shit like this: Saying "banning the bible will make more people use condoms" is like saying "banning atheism will end all war because people will be too religious to harm one another"
#250 to #241 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
You have to realize that not every african rapes, a lot does (compared to the western world) but it's not because of the rapists we have the epidemy.

"You think the people who can't afford food would buy condoms?" Sir, please read about the subject before you go out spitting shit out of your mouth. Do you have any idea how many organizations have given out free condoms to africans? Did they use them? Fuck no! Their life is already so shitty, why waste their chance of going to heaven?

I kinda answered "You think the people who struggle every day to get food and can't even read care about what the pope says?" and yes they do. They have to be very religious to make it through the day.

"banning the bible will make more people use condoms" is like saying "banning atheism will end all war because people will be too religious to harm one another"
Banning the bible WILL make more people use condoms. If you can't see that, you are dumb. However, I am not saying that should be the solution. They are already hardcore christians, it's too late. I am simply saying that christianity is the main reason for the epidemy. Also, what the fuck? "banning atheism will end all war because people will be too religious to harm one another" That is the most stupid thing I have ever heard, and doesn't relate at all to "banning the bible will make more people use condoms"

Banning atheism would cause more wars, since many wars are because of religious reasons.
#266 to #250 - wahnsinnswolf (12/19/2011) [-]
If all these Africans were so Christian, there would be no rape, no adultry no prostitution, corruption ect. don't confuse saying your prayers and going to church with being a Christian.
Also the epidemy is caused primarely by the mess, most white governments left behind and the resulting poverty and misinformation, not people thinking that using a condom while having sex with a prostitute is bad for their souls.

Religion actually causes very few wars, but is often used to get the people to support it.

Also, if you can't argue without insulting me, I won't bother to answer you
User avatar #272 to #266 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Are you saying that Christianity/the Catholic church isn't the major factor for the epidemy?
#280 to #272 - wahnsinnswolf (12/19/2011) [-]
Let's see compared to poverty, illiteracy, alcoholism, unemployment ect. I'd rank the word of an old man, representing a confession only present in relevant numbers in about a dozen African countries (less than 1/3 of the continent, and only the  religious majority in 3) as a minor factor yes.
Let's see compared to poverty, illiteracy, alcoholism, unemployment ect. I'd rank the word of an old man, representing a confession only present in relevant numbers in about a dozen African countries (less than 1/3 of the continent, and only the religious majority in 3) as a minor factor yes.
#283 to #280 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
I hope you are kidding me. They got huge amounts of free condoms. The main reason they didn't use them is what I have been saying in this whole thread. The others contribute as well. Poverty has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't use the free condoms they were given. Alcoholism and unemployment neither. Illiteracy does, but not at all as big as the factor religion is.
I hope you are kidding me. They got huge amounts of free condoms. The main reason they didn't use them is what I have been saying in this whole thread. The others contribute as well. Poverty has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't use the free condoms they were given. Alcoholism and unemployment neither. Illiteracy does, but not at all as big as the factor religion is.
User avatar #286 to #283 - wahnsinnswolf (12/19/2011) [-]
I was listing the causes for the epidemy not the reasons noones tabed into the condom vault
#254 to #250 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
No... the people who started the wars use relegion as an excuse and if you really belive god tells you to go kill someone than you are a fool unworthy of relegion.Seriously dude get your facts,without relegion the world would be moralless chaos.
#261 to #254 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
You have got to be the dumbest idiot in the FUCKING WORLD!  
  
&quot;without relegion the world would be moralless chaos.&quot;  
  
Funny how countries like Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Germany etc. are the most peaceful countries on earth, right? Those countries happen to be the most non religious in the world. Coincidence? I think NOT. Funny thing is, that the more religious a country is, the more war there is.  
  
What is your morals, sir? Well, according to the bible, you can rape a young girl. But only if you marry her and pays her father 50 silver pieces afterwards. It says that you can stone people to death for adultery. It says that you can own slaves.  
  
Do you know what MY morals are? My morals are morals that have been discussed through centuries. Morals that have been adjusted to the day we have today. My morals are flexible.
You have got to be the dumbest idiot in the FUCKING WORLD!

"without relegion the world would be moralless chaos."

Funny how countries like Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Germany etc. are the most peaceful countries on earth, right? Those countries happen to be the most non religious in the world. Coincidence? I think NOT. Funny thing is, that the more religious a country is, the more war there is.

What is your morals, sir? Well, according to the bible, you can rape a young girl. But only if you marry her and pays her father 50 silver pieces afterwards. It says that you can stone people to death for adultery. It says that you can own slaves.

Do you know what MY morals are? My morals are morals that have been discussed through centuries. Morals that have been adjusted to the day we have today. My morals are flexible.

#265 to #261 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Thats becasue the orgin of those laws are in religion. There are dozens of relegious countries who are still relegious but peaceful.

Your example of bible knowage is from the old testemony, a book christians only use as historical data.No one applies those sayings because they are outdated.

Your morals originated from Relegion, evolution logic is survival of the fittest.
#267 to #265 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
What if our morals originated from religion? Our is an EVOLVED form of your morals. Kinda funny actually.

Are you saying that your 2000 year old bible IS NOT outdated? LOL!

I never said that religious countries couldn't be peaceful. But it's a fact, a bloody FACT, that non religious countries are more peaceful and well working than religious countries are. Please look it up.

Pic related.

#273 to #267 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
The pic is related to the old testemony for which i repeat again is very outdated and made for the survival of the people of Israel.

The old testemony is outdated the new one isnt ,what changes are the people and their view of the world, be it right or wrong.

Also i loled when you mentioned Germany as an example of peaceful nation. But as you know state and relegion should not be mixed.
User avatar #275 to #273 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
GERMANY IS A PEACEFUL NATION TODAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

It's not like they are nazis anymore.

AND YES, your fucking bible IS outdated. You have to be an idiot to say that those rules still apply today.

I wont answer you from here on. I have not seen you say ONE intelligent thing. Not one. Bye. I hope you open your eyes. Try reading some Richard Dawkins. Or Hitchens. Or maybe Harris. Maybe it will open your eyes.

#281 to #275 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
it was peaceful from 1918-1930s too lets see for how long...

Human lifestyle has changed waay to much since bible times but the basics still apply.It also appears you do not make a difrance between the old testemony and the new one after the savior.

Seeing your arguments I think I'll skip on the "science" reading I was fooled like you by Science for which i do not say is a bad usless thing infact yes its good but some parts of it are wrong. Example : Doctors laughed when it was suggested they should wash their hands before sergery.
#284 to #281 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
You CAN'T be anything else than a troll. Simply not anything else.

Fooled by science? This fucking computer you are writing this on was made by science.

You also don't seem to catch the concept of science. Science is not about knowing things. It's about trying to understand things. Of course they laughed at first, that idea seemed stupid. But then they did research. SCIENTIFIC research to find out what bacteria was.

That is why science is so great. It always evolves into something better. While religion stays in the same old fashion as always.

The next time you get very sick, will you PRAY, or use the science that you got "fooled" by to save you?

Fucking moron. Pic related.
#285 to #284 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
See you misunderstood my post as always, i use both relegion and science. Also medecine doesent always save you. I was talking about science like the theories!!!! of evolution and big bang.


And prayer does work.
#288 to #285 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Gravity is only a theory. Like evolution and the big bang.

We have huge amounts of evidence to back up both evolution and the big bang.

And lol at "And prayer does work"
There is no proof that prayer works. Because apparently, prayers from all religions are claimed to work. Do you know what I think we are talking about here? Placebo.

Please stfu unless you know what you are talking about.
#289 to #288 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
You know what?I dont care anymore Im done talking to you,continue down the highway.
User avatar #290 to #289 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Good. I am glad to see that common sense finally defeated you. Come back to me when you can give me evidence that prayer works. Bye.
#291 to #290 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
No not common sence but your annyoing insults and stupid sayings. Continue down the highway to hell, i tried.
#292 to #291 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
PLEASE tell me you're a troll.

When a christian threatens me with hell, it's like when a hippie threatens to punch me in my aura. Lmao
#294 to #292 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Lol you just dont understand anything do you? Be like this then.
#282 to #281 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
wtf how did that link get there?Ignore it anyways
#243 to #241 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
a funny junker with intelligence? :O Faith in FJ on the path of restoration.
User avatar #237 to #189 - bowservoltaire (12/19/2011) [-]
Ban This? Really dude?
#231 to #189 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
seriously its like me blaming the teletubies i got hit by a car on the street
#244 to #231 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
You have got to be the dumbest person I have encountered on the internet. Just look at the previous replies you made to this. This is why Christianity is responsible for the HIV epidemy in Africa:

>Christians go to africa
>Christians converts Africans
>Africans are christian now
>They have a fucking tough life, so they need to have strong faith in order to make it through the day
>Bible/pope says no condoms
>Africans who are now very religious because of christians, don't use condoms
>When their life is so shitty now, why waste their chance to go to heaven? (SO sad that they actually believe that will happen)

tl;dr You made Africans christians so they don't use condoms and get HIV.
User avatar #251 to #244 - stagecrew (12/19/2011) [-]
Well that's interesting and all, but most Christians have nothing against condoms or birth control. Sometimes its just devout Catholics, but even then most people don't care. Also, the Pope and Catholic church in general are easing their stances. I can't post the links, but there are several news stories on it. It's not much, but it's a start. I'm not sure what religion has ever done to you sir, but your beliefs are your own. Just please know that the vast majority of us Christians have nothing against using condoms, and even more of us are just normal people like you
#256 to #251 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Finally someone on here with a brain. Or atleast closer.

You see, I know most christians have nothing against condoms. But you are talking about the western world christians. If you lived through starvation, sickness and rape everyday, you would be VERY religious too. If your life is so shitty, you wish to go to heaven. Why waste their chance of going to heaven by using condoms?

That is how they think. As an atheist I know that they are not going to heaven. I know that the only thing this does, is that they get AIDS for no reason.

I know they are easing their stances, but when they are the reason for the problem, they are not fucking heroes for doing that.
User avatar #270 to #256 - stagecrew (12/19/2011) [-]
Now, now, I never said they were heroes lol. The Catholic Church can be very...misguided. I've met a few missionaries through various churches in my community, and their groups actually encourage condoms to prevent HIV. It is a serious problem. But not all of it is caused by religion. After all, in a village where you can't even find basic supplies like food and water, how likely are you to have condoms?
User avatar #271 to #270 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Okay, let's take a look at the entire continent of africa.
Now tell me everytime I say something false.

Organisations have been handing out free condoms in africa. True, yes?

The africans didn't use them. True?

The africans didn't use them because the pope/their religion says that they can't. True?

If they were not converted to christianity, they would have used those condoms. True?

They don't use the condoms in fear of going to hell. True?

It's really important to understand that in countries that has bad conditions, people tend to take their religion more seriously. That is good in the sense that it gives them something to live for.

But it is bad in the sense that it is often the thing that is killing them.



User avatar #274 to #271 - stagecrew (12/19/2011) [-]
I forgot about those organizations, my mistake. Would you logic leave room for the argument that perhaps they didn't use them because they didn't want to for reasons other than religion? African culture is generally rooted in tradition, and as such change comes slowly. This is something that will take quite some time to change. As a psychology major, I understand that religion is stronger in less developed countries, but there is very rarely on specific cause for a human decision
User avatar #277 to #274 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
There may be other reasons that religion, but it's CLEAR that religion is the main reason. Which is all I am saying basically.
User avatar #278 to #277 - stagecrew (12/19/2011) [-]
That's alright. I respect your beliefs, but still maintain that there are a great deal of other, more pressing factors. Anyway, we'll go our separate ways with a wider view of the world. Have a nice day, man
User avatar #279 to #278 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
You too. Good finally to see some intelligence in the midst of all the stupidity of FJ.
#262 to #256 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
bullshit christianity isnt a factor in this
by your logic an atheistic african knowing theres no hope for a better life wouldnt go fuck and get aids because he would be just wasting his time
User avatar #264 to #262 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Imagine if all the africans knew that they wouldnt be going to heaven?

Then they would start using condoms. Because the only reason they don't use the MILLIONS of condoms that are given to them FOR FREE, is that they can't because of their religion.

Please stop posting. You are embarrasing yourself. I like the fact that you are so insecure that you have to thumb down my every comment. But meh. Stupid minds can't be changed.
#268 to #264 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
No you sir are retarded. Your arguments made no sence and your only example is soo far away from the truth that i cant hold it any longer here it is.

MOST OF AFRICA ISNT CHRISTIAN ALSO YOUR LOGIC IS WRONG BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT CHRISTIANITY SO YOU JUST CONSIDER YOURSELF RIGHT. DO YOU REALLY THINK ALL THOSE CONDOMS ARE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY? HAVING SEX WITH A CONDOM DOESENT MEAN YOU WONT GO TO HEAVEN AND THOSE AFRICANS ARENT AS STUPID AS YOU!

Good day.
#249 to #244 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Bullshit majority of africans are still pegan and too poor to afford condoms or anything, what you said isnt true because you're not a christian and you dont understand how things really work. Christianity has nothing to do with getting aids also if something its against them.
User avatar #252 to #249 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
Them tell me what they do with all the condoms they get handed out by organisations? And OFCOURSE christianity has something to do with getting AIDS. According to it, you may not use protection. Because they have to be very religious to make it through the day, they follow the bible as good as they can.
#258 to #252 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Do you really think the sent condoms are enough for the entire continent?

Also not using a condom is about married couples who dont want any children.When it comes for protection from a desease any priest will tell you its better to have sex with condom than without and get aids.

Also how sure are you about the relegiousness of the african people?If they wre really so faithful as you said africa wouldnt be in such a terrible shape.
#206 to #189 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
are you retarded mister? The faut is capitalisum not relegion also most of africans are into islam
User avatar #213 to #206 - ascian (12/19/2011) [-]
LOL are you stupid? Only NORTH and SOUTH Africa have muslims. The central countries does not contain mainly muslims. Although I am sure they have some.
#217 to #213 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
The point is relegion doesent have anything to do with this the pope ment not to have sex at all if you wont keep the baby or the people are sick.
User avatar #226 to #217 - ascian (12/19/2011) [-]
Well I am just saying his info is wrong.
#230 to #226 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Most of africa is pegan too.
#211 to #206 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey everyone this guys a commie.
#214 to #211 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
I am for anarchy, you go live in a world where you can find cola anywere but cant find a condom and die because someone wont make money off you.
#219 to #214 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
i dont get it.
#222 to #219 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
The reason why there are soo much sick of aids people in africa isnt Christianity but capitalisum, see they have cola because they're paying for it but because the companies that make condoms cant afford to sell in other countries there is a shortage of condoms.

Tl;dr capitalisum is caring about earning more money than the human life and morals
User avatar #232 to #222 - cossackwhoop (12/19/2011) [-]
* capitalism

zealot fuck
#224 to #222 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
And what systems do actually care about human life and morals
#234 to #224 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
none infact,its all just a big scam to fuck you over no man should have power over another
#239 to #234 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
I work in a basic job i get bossed around for 8 hrs a day but when i come home I drive my car, shoot some guns, drink some beer, fuck my girlfriend, surf the internet I dont have to catch or grow my dinner, my house has heating. Doesn't seem like a scam to me, seems like a pretty sweet deal.
#245 to #239 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
Ever tought you can have all that without the need for working? And so what?Good for you but what about the rest of the people who didnt have your luck?
#253 to #245 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
It called economic development. Their countries are undeveloped therefore they have a low standard of living. just ask the south koreans, they used to be poor just like africa but since having economic development they have a good living standard.
#276 to #253 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
for now maybe as you can see the capitalistic system is self destroying. Factiories are finding a way to produce more and more while using less and less workers soon when the human workforse is replaced there would be no money to buy stuff with.In general capitalisum was only good till the end of the cold war,there needs to be a change.
#210 to #206 - arnoldbusk (12/19/2011) [-]
>mfw "capitalisum"
#212 to #210 - dehumanizer (12/19/2011) [-]
thats not the point -.-
#202 to #189 - ghostinthemachine (12/19/2011) [-]
Blame the Catholics for that. They are the ones that say no form of birth control.
#209 to #202 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
Because everyone listens to what the pope says and follows it to the letter.
#198 to #189 - tesargonian (12/19/2011) [-]
Go to Africa man that isn't half the problem. Also what would banning the bible do for freedom? It would be better to educate people and to show them that God probably doesn't exist rather to just outright ban the book.
#196 to #189 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
I agree the bible is responsible for some people not using condoms. But how would banning the bible make rapists, prostitutes and no christian people use condoms?
#193 to #189 - RyudenTamarashi (12/19/2011) [-]
<-serious, no sarcasm
#191 to #189 - lolzordz (12/19/2011) [-]
what if aids has been implanted into africa

and the bible was just used to spread the disease
#188 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
The problem isn't a lack of condoms - it's that they're all fucking catholic and therefore contraception is forbidden
#197 to #188 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
So then what about all those protestants in nigeria and south africa or muslims in angola.
User avatar #187 - poxyrom (12/19/2011) [-]
The problem is not that they can't get condoms, its that they refuse to wear them
#184 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
One proplem. Religions.
#183 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
Fuck.. I wouldn't mind this happening all over the world. Each time I get a coke, I also get a condom for probably the price of what, 3 extra cents?
#182 - eastsidecholo (12/19/2011) [-]
THIS IS GENIUS Y U NO DO THIS!?
#181 - savyx (12/19/2011) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #346 at Mexican win **
#180 - alicecooper (12/19/2011) [-]
Wait, are you serious? Their immune system is so weak that a few Coca-Colas would put them in hospital bed.
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