My Zombie Tools. Saw a Zombie Tool thing and decided to make my own...<br /> EDIT: I swear, if one more person advertises their Zombie Survival thing on t zombie tools awe
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - DWENDE
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(03/28/2010) [-]
better strong hold is WAL-MART, because they got food guns shelter extra clothes money and video games
User avatar #13 to #1 - ribar
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Warpshadow
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i take it you've never played half life 2.
User avatar #10 to #2 - DWENDE
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never did in my entire life im not that kind of person i just thought about these things way back wen i watched zombie land
User avatar #14 to #10 - Warpshadow
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User avatar #15 to #14 - Warpshadow
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - HollyHoliday
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Resort to fire arms only when necessary. You should be as silent as possible, so I would reccomend a crossbow B:
User avatar #51 to #31 - Monkeeslasher
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True true, 1000 pounds of armor is alot of armor....
User avatar #33 to #31 - instalation
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being the ************* masterchief, i bet the zombies wont do a damn thing. First they gots to get through the energy shield, which recharges when left alone, then they gots to get through all that ******* metal. Zombies bite, you know
User avatar #38 to #33 - jial
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if you are swarmed it doesnt matter how much armor you got. if you cant get any air because of the press of zombies it or if you are litterally crushed under a pile of zombies you are still just as dead. personally id want a halberd and a crossbow.
User avatar #48 to #38 - instalation
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your forgetting that its the ************ master chief. How do you get squished if your wearing a 1000 pound armor suit?
#49 to #48 - anon id: 87b2c01c
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simple. when there are a few hundred thousand zombies.
User avatar #54 to #49 - instalation
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thats like saying your being attacked by a lot of worms.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jial
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basically its the same concept. if you cant get any air though it doesnt matter if its beanie babies. you will die all the same.
User avatar #56 to #55 - instalation
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you can't run out of air. Since when could zombies dogpile you? and even if you were, you could still get plenty of oxygen. And dont forget the energy shield. It will hurt them and eventualy kill them if they hit it to much.
User avatar #58 to #56 - jial
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ok. the energy shield kills the first hundred. those are acting like stairs for the next thousand. im going by the zombie survival guide version so they call in other zombies when they moan. they are constantly battering you and biting. while they
#66 to #58 - anon id: bab506d2
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zombie survival guide ftw max brooks went all out. whats ur zombie plan?
User avatar #60 to #58 - instalation
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You know that is all a bunch of ******** right? (the survival guide) The energy would cool the first ONES that attack him, but the shield depletes. Also, your not stationary, you can move around and kill them from distance
User avatar #59 to #58 - jial
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cant get through the metal of the armor they are killing the energy shield. it doesnt have time to recharge. then the zombies are pressing so hard that the air goes bad around you. admittedly the suit has some life support but it wont last forever.
User avatar #61 to #59 - jial
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and even if you are taking out zombies you are only one person and they are pulling in every zombie withing 3 or 4 miles. not much. but then every one of those zombies pulls in every zombie a further 3 or 4 miles out. if u get a chain swarm they come
User avatar #62 to #61 - jial
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in faster then you can kill them.
User avatar #63 to #62 - jial
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oh. and yes i realize i have thought this out far to much.
User avatar #57 to #56 - PedoSaur [OP]
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I agree with you, Master Chief can pick up a goddamn tank because of his armor.
I'm pretty sure a few zombies wouldn't be much of a challenge.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jial
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that was me. the site logged me out when i hit reply for some reason.
User avatar #5 - georgeconowitz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
the aa-12 is the best for a zombie invasion.
User avatar #52 - Monkeeslasher
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BTW yourz is the best ive seen so far
User avatar #53 to #52 - PedoSaur [OP]
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:D Thank you
User avatar #44 - LawfulNeutral
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Just saying, My Anthem would Be Rammstein by Rammstein! It's an awesome song, and would go great for killing zombies!
#43 - tbg
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I'd rather have Tallahassee as my sidekick.
User avatar #39 - patriotic canadian
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- spas 12 - desert eagle - Mercedies Ml320 (with modifications)

- aforementioned car - kickstart my heart - fore mentioned car

- port hardy BC - the isand off the shore in port hardy - which one of you numbnuts lets us down?
#18 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account**
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My battle anthem would be "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica.
User avatar #24 to #18 - squeaky
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It would be perfect if there were five of you!
User avatar #27 to #18 - megaspawn
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mine would be "this is my rifle" from Combichrist! hell yeah awsome combo though.
#8 - BruceNorris **User deleted account**
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Sidekick should have been Chuck Norris.
User avatar #12 to #8 - ribar
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User avatar #28 to #12 - megaspawn
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Nice plus i like the Shotgun with Primary weapon. I would have put a machette as my secondary weapon though. No reloading time.
User avatar #22 to #12 - PedoSaur [OP]
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Are you just taking everyone's suggestions and putting them in yours?
That's not a bad idea :P
User avatar #32 to #22 - ribar
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i didn't even
User avatar #19 to #12 - Zedotelhado
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Sidekick shoulda been Kanye West.

"Yo dude, I know you're the sharpshooter, and I'mma let you finish, but that zombie over there is just the best target of all time, OF ALL TIME!"
User avatar #20 to #8 - PedoSaur [OP]
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I was going to, but I thought it would be to obvious.
#21 to #20 - BruceNorris **User deleted account**
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Well, you do have a point there :p
#6 - Ninja X
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Master Cheif with a chaingun and dual pistols fighting alongside Goku in the Half-life two citadel using a pelican with epic music playing in the background?

**** YES!
User avatar #26 to #6 - PedoSaur [OP]
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:D
Glad you like it.
User avatar #29 to #6 - megaspawn
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Epic Win it is!