Hi, I'm a girl. OP is Frank, and i was sick of this girl posting about how bad guys are. Thanks so much for all the thumbs and everything guys. This is awesome. Hi I'm a girl OP is Frank and i was sick of this posting about how bad guys are Thanks so much for all the thumbs everything This awesome
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Hi, I'm a girl. OP is Frank, and i was sick of this girl posting about how bad guys are. Thanks so much for all the thumbs and everything guys. This is awesome.

OP is Frank, and i was sick of this girl posting **** about how bad guys are. Thanks so much for all the thumbs and everything guys. This is ******* awesome.

Hallie-
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You Mixed Messages, Hit [In Tour Friends, And Lie To Tou, Then I will Lead You On So
You Fall For Me, I' ll Make You Happy For A Night, But Tomorrow I will Completely
Ignore Tou, Tou' ll Be The One To For A Friend Or A Confidence Boost; Wanna
khum, What The Best Part Is? You Cant Do Anything About It Cause Maw You Love
Me, And Dont Want To Lose Me,
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much ofa gentleman as you want, do as many awesome things fur
me as possible, but I' ll always turn ts the douchebag because well, i
don' t really knew why. I' ll be happy wilds yum Far a while until i get
bored, and then move ants the next guy. I' ll hit on You, and (trt with
you, but as soon as you get the balls ta ask me out, I' ll friendszone
you because "tou' re like a brother ts me', I' ll whine ts you
about how my boyfriend treats me like shit, but when we finally
break up, don' t yum think that all ifthat listening and sympathy was
going ta get you somewhere with me, You know what the best part
is? You want do anything about it because ydu' re a guy, and I an
manipulate you ts do whatever I want.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#63 - kobegriffeysanders
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(12/18/2011) [-]
I've never been friend zoned...
#64 to #63 - schrodngrscat
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Because you've never had the opportunity to talk to a girl.
#65 to #63 - kobegriffeysanders
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(12/18/2011) [-]
...because I have no friends.
#135 to #65 - virgildarke
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#116 to #65 - dramakid
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Full of win!
Full of win!
User avatar #61 - Unholyken
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meet girl in 4th grade, over a simple game of tag on the play ground, at the end of recesses we both go to lunch, talk and joke, find out she's on my bus, lives only about 4 blocks away, we hang out. do this for patically every day, until 8th grade. i start getting involved with drugs and lose contact with her. flash forward a year, 9th grade i get my head out of my ass and quit drugs, bring things up with her, we are as close as ever for the next year or two, 10th grade some Richard Simmonsgot school wrestler ask's her out, she says yes. my heart is crushed because at that moment i realize i love with her,
flash forward a month i get the courage to tell her my feelings, she said that she loved me to, but i waited to long and now she see's me as a friend now, like a brother.
Richard Simmonsgot wrestler and my best friend are still in a relationship over a year and every single relationship i have been in is a disaster.
one day, when the wrestler ***** up. i'm there to pick her up off her feet. hold her, she crys on my arm. tells me they broke up.
she's crushed for a week. then all of the sudden they get back together.
me, curshed tell's her she's making a mistake. she then pulls the ball clincher move by saying "You made the mistake, you took forever to tell me how you felt, you cant complain about my choices"
me = crushed
i dont speak to her for weeks, she doesnt want to even look at me.
i realize i lost my best friend and the love of my life.
i think theres only one way out. i drink 42oz of bleach. some how survive because she came over to apologize and finds me on bathroom floor and calls 911
she visits me every day at hospital.
then at the mental hospital (for suicide attempt)
last day she picks me up, she gives me a kiss on the cheek, she says that she will never be as sorry as she was when she found me on the floor. she also mentions that she broke up with douchebag wrestler. this was all 5 years ago,
best friend is now my wife.
still love of my life.
Friendzone: 0
ME: 9001
#361 to #61 - anon id: 74bb71d5
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This story is the greatest ******** I've ever seen. Seriously. I'm not trolling, it's my honest opinion.
>Girl I liked didn't like me the same way
>I tried to kill myself
>Survived, because I didn't do it the correct way
>Girl now marries me, because otherwise it's her fault if I were dead
>I'm a ******* winner

No seriously. Go **** yourself for presenting us this as a feel story, and if it's true, REALLY kill yourself this time and let the girl live a happy life. You're destroying her life and all you care for is yourself.
#75 to #61 - chewythewolftwo
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User avatar #78 to #61 - hawklife
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(12/18/2011) [-]
:'''''( you sir are a trooper and give me feels
why 42 oz of bleach though
User avatar #81 to #78 - Unholyken
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honestly, i was out of bullets
User avatar #83 to #81 - hawklife
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well thats some love story you should make a post on fj about it you could get front page no doubt with all the feels
User avatar #87 to #83 - Unholyken
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(12/18/2011) [-]
i honestly would but i have no skills in making comics
User avatar #90 to #87 - hawklife
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bahh you definatly could just do what comes natural
User avatar #210 to #61 - Fedecooldude
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Moral of the story: to get a girl to marry you, attempt suicide.
#92 to #61 - anon id: df60fa14
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Im honestly not trying to troll, and will most likely get **** because im an anon saying this. But from that story you just sound like someone who is quite self centered and manipulative , you wait until a month after she finally gets a boyfriend to tell her you how you feel, and somehow expect her to reciprocate the feelings even though its shes interested in someone else? You wont support her and tell her she is making a terrible mistake even after she has told you that she sees you as a friend, a brother, and is clearly not interested you... and because of that you dont speak to her for weeks? You're not a "nice guy" who got **** on, you're someone who is clingy and manipulative from what I can see, and didnt deserve the girl :P

But, anons have no opinions blah blah 4th grader FJ ********, bring on the red thumbs
User avatar #103 to #92 - Unholyken
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no bodys perfect, you have a valid point im not the best guy, but i try my hardest to be the best that i can be. and even if i didnt deserve her, we are both happy, and idk but i'd honestly wouldnt have life any other way
#349 to #103 - baconisbacon
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gotta side with anon thats a bitch move you should have gave that bitch the bleach to clean your bathroom cool story though let's see the red thumbs!
User avatar #96 to #92 - thedarkangel
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a brother AND a friend will still look out for you
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#131 to #61 - anon id: bce856a3
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Your victory is complete. Well played, well played. :-)
#238 to #61 - anon id: 3b17385c
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Ah, so the secret to getting out of the friend zone is to attempt suicide. There you have it, FunnyJunk. You never have to worry about the friend zone again.

I'm just kidding, your post gave me a feel, and I'm glad a relationship actually worked out for someone on this site.
User avatar #305 to #61 - Mutton
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(12/18/2011) [-]
I'm entirely aware of the onslaught of red thumbs that is to follow.

Why is everyone looking up to you? Quite honestly, I'm not going to idolize someone who tried to kill himself over the fact that he can't deal with his emotional problems.

Why is everyone so inspired? You beat the "friend zone" by trying to ******* kill yourself. To me, that isn't inspiring, that's irrational.
#362 to #305 - anon id: 74bb71d5
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YOU are the real hero here. OP is a manipulative retard. Thank you. You just saved my faith in humanity.
#356 to #305 - baconisbacon
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thank you
#68 to #61 - doctorfailkins
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User avatar #70 to #68 - Unholyken
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something with very bad grammar and very bad english
#99 to #61 - chawlsBITCH
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#344 to #61 - bromasubi
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Is it bad that I expected some kind of 4chan-esque ending? ivebeenheretoolong.jpg
User avatar #82 to #61 - repostforlife
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you are the reason i have hope for my future
#74 to #61 - RoyalGuard
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(12/18/2011) [-]
I have no words for this story, only manly tears.
User avatar #303 to #61 - wonderkid
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i dont like the fact that you tried to kill yourself for a girl but im happy you got it all right at the end...thumb for sharing this anyways
User avatar #272 to #61 - dreamthrow
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What does bleach taste like?
User avatar #367 to #272 - Unholyken
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(12/19/2011) [-]
the most vial thing in the world, i cant even handle being in a chlorine pool anymore because the smell is just so close to it, it makes my stomach feel like ****
#137 to #61 - dramakid
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
#181 to #61 - OrangeZebra
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User avatar #102 to #61 - chibitalex
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Best person.

You are an inspiration to all.
#352 to #102 - baconisbacon
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(12/18/2011) [-]
because we all like suicide and people having sympathy on you
User avatar #358 to #352 - chibitalex
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Ssssh. Sir, your sarcasm meters are off the chart.
#359 to #358 - baconisbacon
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I speak the truth! sarcastically
#97 to #61 - anon id: 5621da2c
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so am i the only one that kinda wonders what bleach tastes like?
User avatar #105 to #97 - Unholyken
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the most vial thing in the world, i cant even handle being in a chlorine pool anymore because the smell is just so close to it, it makes my stomach feel like ****
#95 to #61 - thedarkangel
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....******* beautiful...
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#88 to #61 - ompalomper
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#71 to #61 - franklinfortyfive [OP]
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(12/18/2011) [-]
'Tis a beautiful story
User avatar #72 to #71 - Unholyken
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(12/18/2011) [-]
thank you my friend
#117 to #72 - niggerdicksforlife
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why are people thumbing you down?!
why are people thumbing you down?!
User avatar #123 to #117 - Unholyken
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(12/18/2011) [-]
it's one troll who didnt like me
#127 to #123 - niggerdicksforlife
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well i thumbed you so that troll can go suck it
well i thumbed you so that troll can go suck it
User avatar #142 to #127 - Unholyken
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thank you
User avatar #143 to #142 - Unholyken
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but i really didnt do it for thumbs but thank you
#288 to #123 - anon id: 3285481c
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because you're a bitch ass Richard Simmonsgot who cant muster up the balls to deal with life when it sucks, "i think theres only one way out. i drink 42oz of bleach." Yeah man, im happy you finally got the girl of your dreams, but I'm sure as hell not going to thumb you up for pussying out on life just because a girl doesn't like you...
#332 to #288 - tarabostes
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suicide is never the answer unless somene ask "what do you call when someone kills themselves?" and i wonder if they would have not gotten back together if he hadn't attempted suicide, hope not and why bleach? whodo you think you are, amanda todd?
#330 to #288 - grandterskrasao
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^this

im happy that the guy got his girl..
but when i see anything about suicide in instantly get filled with rage at the sheer stupidity of such actions

Girl doesnt like me,/wrists
Someone said some mean things of facebook, pop 40 pills

******* ********
#248 to #71 - anon id: eee14c19
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To be honest with you, I think she just hooked up with you after you tried and killed yourself, is because that she figured without her, you would do some crazy **** like that again. She did it out of sympathy, not wanting to lose her friend.
#1 - sleeiii
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(12/17/2011) [-]
I can bypass her bs with a little thing called rape
I can bypass her bs with a little thing called rape
#3 - limey
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User avatar #38 - hiimagirl
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my username feels awkward
#120 to #38 - niggerdicksforlife
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you think yours is awkward?
User avatar #42 to #38 - badboywantsu
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mine too a little
#52 to #42 - jettripleseven
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User avatar #54 to #52 - badboywantsu
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I'mokaywiththis.jpg
#55 to #52 - matchedplayer
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Haha! Well done sir. This was better than the post.
User avatar #41 - joefishsticks
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Hi, I'm a human and I complain about whatever the opposite of my gender is ALL THE ******* TIME.
#43 to #41 - Kibaxyru
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#85 - ompalomper
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#204 - TheOriginal
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I MUST FIND THIS GUY SO I CAN LIKE THAT COMMENT!  
  
....  
  
  
Even if i have to look through EVERY FRANK ON FACEBOOK!
I MUST FIND THIS GUY SO I CAN LIKE THAT COMMENT!

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Even if i have to look through EVERY FRANK ON FACEBOOK!
#13 - clockworkhearts
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Not all guys are players, not all girls are dumb bitches. So for ***** sake, stop posting this crap.
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#23 to #13 - keyboardsamurai
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*roll image* I concur with your statement about not all girls being bitches, and guys being players, but OP was responding to a post that was stereotyping guys, so he responded with an equally stereotypical response about females.
#32 - jettripleseven
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(12/18/2011) [-]
Hi, I'm A Girl, And I Have No Concept Of Capitalization Rules.
Hi, I'm A Girl, And I Have No Concept Of Capitalization Rules.
User avatar #69 to #32 - jessmoto
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Not all of us are that stupid sir. =] Some of us are evolving